V Australia Safety Briefing

[Falkirion]

For those who dont check Airliners.net top forum topics you're missing a gem.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkr2JLeorJ8
Got a fairly good laugh out of it myself.

[Pioneer]

"Ensure your chair is upright, your tray table is stowed and your hair is just right."

Holy crap we can't leave....stop the flight. My hair is out of place.:har:

[Jimbuna]

"....and for those of you who are of Australian origin, the flight will depart when the big hand is on twelve and the litle hand is on four" :DL