The Italian Virgin

[Jimbuna]

Maria had just gotten married, and being a traditional Italian she was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was very nervous.

Her mother reassured her;

"Don't worry, Maria, Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care
of you. Meanwhile, I'll be making pasta."

So, up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says,
"Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest."

"Don't worry, Maria," says the mother, "all good men have hairy chests..
Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you."

So, up she went again.. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her
mother. "Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!"

"Don't worry! All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you."

So, up she went again. When she got there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!"

Her Mama said, "Stay here and stir the pasta."

[Dowly]

Jim's going all time low trying to up his post count. Now he's started making double threads. :O:

[A Very Super Market]

:doh: Good lord, how do you even manage 20 posts per day?

[Dowly]

:doh: Good lord, how do you even manage 20 posts per day?

Jim:
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[Oberon]

So, THAT'S what our valiant Italian flak gunners were up to last night as we were getting rings flown around us by P-51s! :damn:

[Jimbuna]

:doh: Good lord, how do you even manage 20 posts per day?

Neal pays a fair commission rate....it also keeps the wolves away from the door ;)

[bookworm_020]

:doh: Good lord, how do you even manage 20 posts per day?

I don't think he coped well where the servers melted down....Hmmmm!:hmmm: I think I now know the cause!

[Reece]

Well it's the first time I've seen it Jim!!:yep: Good one, the hairy man upstairs btw was me!:O::03:

[conus00]

Well, what's so funny? I have a foot and a half AND ALL ten toes! :haha:

[Jimbuna]

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[VipertheSniper]

Bangkok lol

[Spike88]

lol. That was great.