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longam
02-13-09, 11:06 AM
(This is reportedly based on an actual experiment conducted in the U.K.)

Put eight monkeys in a room. In the middle of the room is a ladder, leading to a bunch of bananas hanging from a hook on the ceiling.

Each time a monkey tries to climb the ladder, all the monkeys are sprayed with ice water, which makes them miserable. Soon enough, whenever a monkey attempts to climb the ladder, all of the other monkeys, not wanting to be sprayed, set upon him and beat him up. Soon, none of the eight monkeys ever attempts to climb the ladder.

One of the original monkeys is then removed, and a new monkey is put in the room. Seeing the bananas and the ladder, he wonders why none of the other monkeys are doing the obvious. But undaunted, he immediately begins to climb the ladder.

All the other monkeys fall upon him and beat him silly. He has no idea why.

However, he no longer attempts to climb the ladder.

A second original monkey is removed and replaced. The newcomer again attempts to climb the ladder, but all the other monkeys hammer the crap out of him.

This includes the previous new monkey, who, grateful that he's not on the receiving end this time, participates in the beating because all the other monkeys are doing it. However, he has no idea why he's attacking the new monkey.

One by one, all the original monkeys are replaced. Eight new monkeys are now in the room. None of them have ever been sprayed by ice water. None of them attempt to climb the ladder. All of them will enthusiastically beat up any new monkey who tries, without having any idea why.

And that is how most companies' policies get established.

August
02-13-09, 11:51 AM
(This is reportedly based on an actual experiment conducted in the U.K.)

Put eight monkeys in a room. In the middle of the room is a ladder, leading to a bunch of bananas hanging from a hook on the ceiling.

Each time a monkey tries to climb the ladder, all the monkeys are sprayed with ice water, which makes them miserable. Soon enough, whenever a monkey attempts to climb the ladder, all of the other monkeys, not wanting to be sprayed, set upon him and beat him up. Soon, none of the eight monkeys ever attempts to climb the ladder.

One of the original monkeys is then removed, and a new monkey is put in the room. Seeing the bananas and the ladder, he wonders why none of the other monkeys are doing the obvious. But undaunted, he immediately begins to climb the ladder.

All the other monkeys fall upon him and beat him silly. He has no idea why.

However, he no longer attempts to climb the ladder.

A second original monkey is removed and replaced. The newcomer again attempts to climb the ladder, but all the other monkeys hammer the crap out of him.

This includes the previous new monkey, who, grateful that he's not on the receiving end this time, participates in the beating because all the other monkeys are doing it. However, he has no idea why he's attacking the new monkey.

One by one, all the original monkeys are replaced. Eight new monkeys are now in the room. None of them have ever been sprayed by ice water. None of them attempt to climb the ladder. All of them will enthusiastically beat up any new monkey who tries, without having any idea why.

And that is how most companies' policies get established.

Cool story but isn't that assuming the monkeys can't talk to each other?

After all I've never, for instance, opened the door to an aircraft at 30kft but I know it's a bad idea from what others have said and would have little trouble convincing another person why we should stop someone from trying it. Not the greatest analogy i'll admit but I think it illustrates my point well enough.

longam
02-13-09, 12:32 PM
I'm considering setting up a step ladder in our shop with some beers hanging from it and a garden hose in hand to test this...

Spoon 11th
02-13-09, 01:01 PM
Finnish monkeys are immune to ice water. That's why we don't have any bananas here.

antikristuseke
02-13-09, 02:02 PM
Yeah, this wouldnt really work with northern people. For me, the detox (read:being sprayed with high pressure cold water) after going throughthe tear gas chamber was done outside, in a blizzard, in the middle of a forrest. Some ice water in a room to get beer would be nothing.

Aramike
02-13-09, 02:22 PM
I'm considering setting up a step ladder in our shop with some beers hanging from it and a garden hose in hand to test this...God help the fools that try giving me a beating in response to my pursuit of beer...

SteamWake
02-13-09, 02:23 PM
I'm considering setting up a step ladder in our shop with some beers hanging from it and a garden hose in hand to test this...

Like that would stop them.

Digital_Trucker
02-13-09, 02:33 PM
I'm considering setting up a step ladder in our shop with some beers hanging from it and a garden hose in hand to test this...
Like that would stop them.

Yep, you need a fire hose or a water cannon to knock them off of the ladder:haha:

August
02-13-09, 02:39 PM
Humans are smart enough to take out the hose operator in a preemptive assault, especially if there is beer involved.

Digital_Trucker
02-13-09, 02:41 PM
Humans are smart enough to take out the hose operator in a preemptive assault, especially if there is beer involved.

You must never have met my brother:D

longam
02-13-09, 05:46 PM
You guys are right. I can picture a forklift screaming threw the shop toward the beer with a guy in the basket up in the air and 5 others hanging on the sides screaming, get it Fred, we don't get paid till Friday!

antikristuseke
02-13-09, 06:29 PM
You guys are right. I can picture a forklift screaming threw the shop toward the beer with a guy in the basket up in the air and 5 others hanging on the sides screaming, get it Fred, we don't get paid till Friday!

Actualy that sounds frighteningly similar to the last 10 minutes of the 4th hour of overtime on a friday evening at one of my previous jobs.