Malingering Bernard

[sonicninja]

The day of sailing on my 19th patrol and my medical officer informs me that Bernard (my navigator) is unfit for sea due to falling off a pushbike into one of the dry docks whilst drunk on shore leave. Unhappy with losing my navigator only an hour before we're due to sail I agree to Bernards sick leave.

At harbour stations we leave the jetty and through my binoculars i see:-

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y12/sonicninja/sh3/sh32009-01-3123-46-07-48.jpg

BERNARD FISHING!!!!!!!!!!!!! :stare: THE MALINGERING, JELLYFISH SWAB!!

[Sailor Steve]

He's Bernard. What else can be said?
:rotfl:

[SeaWolf U-57]

:har: i have pulled that one in my younger days

[Brag]

:haha: :haha: :haha:
That's at least 3 hahas:rotfl: