Five Rules For Men To Follow To A Happy Life:

[Jimbuna]

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

;)

[August]

Wicked funny!

A small request Jim. Please don't post these things in white. I use the light background forum style and they are difficult to read.

[Onkel Neal]

Funny!

I fixed the font, a tip to all who paste text into these topics, highlight the pasted text and hit the small http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/smartdark/removeformat.gif button just above the B I U buttons to remove any formating :know:

[UnderseaLcpl]

You're killing me, Jim. If I ever forget to delete my browser history and my gf sees this crap, I'm done for. :D

You get 4 :rotfl: out of 5

[Reece]

You get 4 :rotfl: out of 5 I'll take the 5th!!:yep:

That's a good one Jim,:D as long as the wife didn't post the same thread elsewhere:
1. It's important to have a man, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a man, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a man, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a man, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four men do not know each other.:roll:

[Stormin Norman]

You get 4 :rotfl: out of 5 I'll take the 5th!!:yep:

That's a good one Jim,:D as long as the wife didn't post the same thread elsewhere:
1. It's important to have a man, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a man, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a man, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a man, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four men do not know each other.:roll:

No woman can expect that :lol: 1 or 3

What's the first thing a woman does when she gets back from the battered women's clinic?
The godd***ed dishes if she knows what's good for her.

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

Why did the woman cross the road?
Wait, better question, why is she out of the kitchen!?

How many men does it take to open a beer?
-None, it should be opened when she brings it to you.

[Jimbuna]

That's a good one Jim,:D as long as the wife didn't post the same thread elsewhere:
:roll:

Rgr that matey :lol:

[TarJak]

Nice one! Happy wife = Happy Life:D