Crusty Old Biker

[SUBMAN1]

A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
HAMBURGER: $2.25
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50
HAND JOB: $500.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.

'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'can I help you?'

'I was wondering,' whispers the old biker, 'are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs? ''Yes", she smiles and purrs, "I sure am".

The old biker replies, 'Well wash your hands real good cause I want a cheeseburger.

[NEON DEON]

A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
HAMBURGER: $2.25
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50
HAND JOB: $500.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.

'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'can I help you?'

'I was wondering,' whispers the old biker, 'are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs? ''Yes", she smiles and purrs, "I sure am".

The old biker replies, 'Well wash your hands real good cause I want a cheeseburger.


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[AVGWarhawk]

That is a good one:up:

[Reece]

:rotfl::rotfl:Love that one Subman!!! The old biker is not only crusty but wise!!:lol:

[kiwi_2005]

:rotfl::rotfl:

[Digital_Trucker]

Didn't see that one coming (no pun intended):D Good one:up:

[FIREWALL]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :up:

[HunterICX]

:rotfl: Nice!

HunterICX

[Jimbuna]

Nice one Sub http://imgcash3.imageshack.us/img412/4774/thumbsuplargeon1.gif