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sonicninja
01-17-09, 02:30 PM
If i should win the British National Lottery in the future here are my plans for the winnings:-

1. Give the wife £100,000 to start a new life....on her own :lol:,
2. Have a VIIC replica U-Boat built, external dimensions only.
3. Interior of boat fitted with fake valves and hydraulics as detailed on origional.
4. Computers installed in each watchkeepers postion, ie helm/navigator etc with 40 inch screen and high tech pc in each position.!
5. Bunkspace quarters replicated, sleeptight matress additional.
6. Radio room replicated to play gramaphone tunes, 86 year old DJ required, or grandson with knowledge of 1940's radio a "must".
7. Hydrophone room converted into shower room including B-Day and mini bar serving only the best German Snaps!!
8. Captains bunk replicated however, silent night matress included!!
9.FWD Torpedo room replicated with fake torpedos and bunks included.
10.Aft Torpedo room converted into U-Boat Bar, named "Sandy Bottoms" with happy hour from 7.39pm (19:39) until 7.41 (19:41) :up:
11.Bow and AFT Quarters would be replica of origional u-boat for sleeping over.
12.Diesel room would be replicated but with built in speakers to generate engine sounds whilst at sea.
13.The bridge would be mainly a smoking area and for those taking time out from SH3 below but i would consider adding a cinematic screen and some chairs to watch various movies on a projector such as Das Boot and Above Us the Waves!
14.Complete and Total free board to the GWX developers, everyone else $20 a night or a crate of snaps for free stay.;)
15. No galley onboard as all meals would be like "in flight" and stowed at the aft ends of the control room, sorry fella's but costs etc :yep:

Obviously this is WIP until i get my cheque from the lottery guys :know: but im open to ideas, the plan would be to have the said U-Boat situated on Drakes Island (off Plymouth) feel free to Google Earth the Location but Ive chosen here as it would soak in the wheather elements etc.

Add your ideas as you wish Shipmates, you never know :hmm:

nikbear
01-17-09, 03:04 PM
If your six numbers ever do come up(I hope they do;)) I will be the first to come round for a visit,crate of shnapps in hand:up:

BasilY
01-17-09, 04:21 PM
I won that lottery three months in a row already:rock:





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According to my Nigerian & south African contacts. They said I won a couple other lottery as well. But I am too busy chasing convoys on the high seas to claim them.

So if any one of you will paid me a thousand bucks, I will gladly let you claim those gazillion dollars sitting in multiple bank accounts somewhere with my name on it.

GoldenRivet
01-17-09, 04:25 PM
i'll be on board for the schnapps as well


or were you talking about ginger snaps?

or rice crispy cereal "Shnapp crackle pop" :rotfl:

Weiss Pinguin
01-17-09, 05:29 PM
Schnapp, crackle, and wasserbomben? :hmm:

Task Force
01-17-09, 05:38 PM
I would love to have something like this.:yep:

downunder
01-17-09, 09:56 PM
Let me know when its finished, just packing my bags :up:

sonicninja
01-18-09, 06:48 AM
:rotfl: great comments!!!!

Jimbuna
01-18-09, 05:12 PM
How about an all female crew fitting the criteria:

Blonde, between 5'4" and 5'10", max weight 9 stone (wet) and eager to please/carry out the Kaleuns orders :lol:

nikbear
01-19-09, 11:45 AM
If you ever find a girl like that Jim,ask her if she has a sister for me;):up:

Sailor Steve
01-19-09, 11:50 AM
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/16Hccabin.jpg

andym
01-19-09, 01:37 PM
You have more chance of being struck by lightning and then being killed by a metiorite on a friday afternoon that win the lottery!

Kongo Otto
01-20-09, 03:04 PM
If i should win the British National Lottery in the future here are my plans for the winnings:-

1. Give the wife £100,000 to start a new life....on her own :lol:,
:hmm:
Why wasting money? :roll:
Solve it the Luca Brasi way. ;)