graffen
01-15-09, 06:29 PM
> In a surprise move meant to head off the plans of Barack Obama
> to close down Guantanamo Bay, Mr. Bush announced today that
> he was immediately ordering an end to waterboarding and will empty
> out the prison by midnight.
>
> "We're going to end the question of Guantanamo humanely and
> with dignity," the President said today. "We're going to put all of
> them on an Airbus A320 and jam the steering column pointing east with
> enough fuel to land somewhere in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.
> A couple of the terrorists can fly the plane until they land over the
> water. They'll all survive and float off to be someone else's issue.
> Problem solved."
>
> Mr. Bush told reporters he came up with the idea all by himself.
> to close down Guantanamo Bay, Mr. Bush announced today that
> he was immediately ordering an end to waterboarding and will empty
> out the prison by midnight.
>
> "We're going to end the question of Guantanamo humanely and
> with dignity," the President said today. "We're going to put all of
> them on an Airbus A320 and jam the steering column pointing east with
> enough fuel to land somewhere in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.
> A couple of the terrorists can fly the plane until they land over the
> water. They'll all survive and float off to be someone else's issue.
> Problem solved."
>
> Mr. Bush told reporters he came up with the idea all by himself.