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Onkel Neal
01-14-09, 02:05 AM
I'm sure gonna miss this
http://www.slate.com/id/2208132/ (http://www.slate.com/id/2208132/)

Being able to laugh at yourself is a rare quality in a leader. It's one thing George W. Bush can do that Bill Clinton couldn't. Unfortunately, as we bid farewell to Bushisms, we must conclude that the joke was mainly on us.

1. "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."—Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

2. "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."—Greater Nashua, N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000

3. "Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"—Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000

4. "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country."—Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

5. "Neither in French nor in English nor in Mexican."—declining to answer reporters' questions at the Summit of the Americas, Quebec City, Canada, April 21, 2001

6. "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.''—Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001

7. "I'm the decider, and I decide what is best. And what's best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the secretary of defense."—Washington, D.C., April 18, 2006

8. "See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda."—Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005

9. "I've heard he's been called Bush's poodle. He's bigger than that."—discussing former British Prime Minister Tony Blair, as quoted by the Sun newspaper, June 27, 2007

10. "And so, General, I want to thank you for your service. And I appreciate the fact that you really snatched defeat out of the jaws of those who are trying to defeat us in Iraq."—meeting with Army Gen. Ray Odierno, Washington, D.C., March 3, 2008

11. "We ought to make the pie higher."—South Carolina Republican debate, Feb. 15, 2000

12. "There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, fool me once, shame on—shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again."—Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

13. "And there is distrust in Washington. I am surprised, frankly, at the amount of distrust that exists in this town. And I'm sorry it's the case, and I'll work hard to try to elevate it."—speaking on National Public Radio, Jan. 29, 2007

14. "We'll let our friends be the peacekeepers and the great country called America will be the pacemakers."—Houston, Sept. 6, 2000

15. "It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet."—Arlington Heights, Ill., Oct. 24, 2000

16. "One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."—U.S. News & World Report, Jan. 3, 2000

17. "People say, 'How can I help on this war against terror? How can I fight evil?' You can do so by mentoring a child; by going into a shut-in's house and say I love you."—Washington, D.C., Sept. 19, 2002

18. "Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness."—CNN online chat, Aug. 30, 2000

19. "I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend."—on the prospect of visiting Denmark, Washington, D.C., June 29, 2005

20. "I think it's really important for this great state of baseball to reach out to people of all walks of life to make sure that the sport is inclusive. The best way to do it is to convince little kids how to—the beauty of playing baseball."—Washington, D.C., Feb. 13, 2006

21. "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."—LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000

22. "You know, when I campaigned here in 2000, I said, I want to be a war president. No president wants to be a war president, but I am one."—Des Moines, Iowa, Oct. 26, 2006

23. "There's a huge trust. I see it all the time when people come up to me and say, 'I don't want you to let me down again.' "—Boston, Oct. 3, 2000

24. "They misunderestimated me."—Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

25. "I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office."—Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008

Dowly
01-14-09, 02:48 AM
16. "One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."—U.S. News & World Report, Jan. 3, 2000

:rotfl::rotfl:

Oberon
01-14-09, 06:41 AM
Aaah, I'm gonna miss those :yep:

AVGWarhawk
01-14-09, 09:48 AM
Me too. Orating was not W-yas strong points. If he has any strong points:hmm:

UnderseaLcpl
01-14-09, 09:54 AM
Me too. Orating was not W-yas strong points. If he has any strong points:hmm:


I have a feeling that two of his strongest were not being Al Gore or John Kerry:D

AVGWarhawk
01-14-09, 10:02 AM
Me too. Orating was not W-yas strong points. If he has any strong points:hmm:

I have a feeling that two of his strongest were not being Al Gore or John Kerry:D

Hehe, true.

Jimbuna
01-14-09, 01:26 PM
George Bush is being giving his daily briefing. He is told that yesterday three Brazilian soldiers were killed.

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sit stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally he looks up with a devastated expression on his face and he asks, "How many is a brazillion?'

Letum
01-14-09, 01:43 PM
You missed the one about peaceful fish.

*edit* Also:

"If you don't stand for anything, you don't stand for anything! If you don't stand for something, you don't stand for anything!"
"They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program."
"It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas."
"I'm gonna talk about the ideal world, Chris. I've read — I understand reality. If you're asking me as the president, would I understand reality, I do."
"The fact that he relies on facts — says things that are not factual — are going to undermine his campaign."

And my favorite:
"My trip to Asia begins here in Japan for an important reason. It begins here because for a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times. From that alliance has come an era of peace in the Pacific."

I-25
01-14-09, 03:56 PM
16. "One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."—U.S. News & World Report, Jan. 3, 2000

:rotfl::rotfl:
LOL same one that made me crack up!

Skybird
01-14-09, 04:11 PM
Neal starting a Bush-basher. That is a joke in itself! :D

Onkel Neal
01-15-09, 12:00 AM
Me too. Orating was not W-yas strong points. If he has any strong points:hmm:


I have a feeling that two of his strongest were not being Al Gore or John Kerry:D

Ha ha, yeah! :rotfl:

Onkel Neal
01-15-09, 12:10 AM
Neal starting a Bush-basher. That is a joke in itself! :D

Nah, I'm not bashing him, he said those things and even he would admit, they are funny. ;)

I tend to sympathize with the President, I also have a habit of thinking ahead or on different tracks while I speaking and getting mixed up. :doh:

XabbaRus
01-15-09, 04:27 AM
25. "I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office."—Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008

I think that is the best one......

HunterICX
01-15-09, 04:37 AM
http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=oR_8miMxO_M

Similar stuff :rotfl:

HunterICX

Oddball
01-15-09, 09:06 AM
You guys should see Letterman's Top Ten George Bush Moments...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rToKEnySb7s

Kapt Z
01-15-09, 02:36 PM
Me too. Orating was not W-yas strong points. If he has any strong points:hmm:


I have a feeling that two of his strongest were not being Al Gore or John Kerry:D

Stiffs they were, but who are we kidding, my cat would have made a better president than 'W'.:rotfl:

Iceman
01-15-09, 09:54 PM
George Bush is being giving his daily briefing. He is told that yesterday three Brazilian soldiers were killed.

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sit stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally he looks up with a devastated expression on his face and he asks, "How many is a brazillion?'

A Brazillion lol... that was good ...:up:

Enigma
01-15-09, 10:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jimbuna
George Bush is being giving his daily briefing. He is told that yesterday three Brazilian soldiers were killed.

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sit stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally he looks up with a devastated expression on his face and he asks, "How many is a brazillion?'


A Brazillion lol... that was good ...:up:

This is the best joke I've heard in ages. I've re-told it several times in the last few days. gets a belly laugh every time......:up:

Jimbuna
01-16-09, 06:57 AM
Last one (and a little more supportive) on Bush.....I promise ;)

George W. Bush and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad meet in Tehran for peace talks following recent hostilities. As they're sat down, Bush notices three buttons on the side of his chair.

He pushes the first one and a boot comes flying out of nowhere kicking him in the shins. The Iranian president falls about laughing.

He pushes the second button and a boxing glove comes flying through the air and hits him in the face. Again the Iranian president pisses himself laughing.

He pushes the third button tentatively and another boot comes flying out of nowhere and kicks him in the balls. Eyes watering, he falls to the floor while the Iranian president struggles for air as he's laughing so hard.

Bush staggers to his feet and announces that he's going to Washington - the Iranian president will be welcome to resume talks in three days.

Three days pass and the Iranian president arrives in Washington for the talks.

As he sits down in his seat he notices three buttons on the side. Eyeing them suspiciously, he presses the first one.

Nothing happens........ Bush starts giggling.

He winces as he pushes the second one. Again, nothing.... Bush starts laughing harder.

He grimaces as he pushes the third one. Once more, nothing happens..... Bush falls out of his seat laughing.

The Iranian president gets up in a huff and announces, "I'm going back to Iran."

Gasping for air, Bush replies, "What Iran?"

U-104
01-16-09, 07:42 AM
:rotfl::rotfl: