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SUBMAN1
01-07-09, 09:36 PM
Larry loves publicity I think:

http://www.nydailynews.com/money/2009/01/07/2009-01-07_porn_kings_larry_flint_and_joe_francis_g.html

-S

Wolfehunter
01-07-09, 09:42 PM
:o:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I can't stop laughing.

Let all go to the government and get our bailout lol.. :up:

baggygreen
01-07-09, 09:51 PM
Saw this earlier and had a good little chuckle :)

Why not - if everyone else up there in the US can have money, why cant the porn industry?

August
01-07-09, 09:58 PM
Let all go to the government and get our bailout lol.. :up:

I'd be all for it but I gotta stick around the house and wait for my barrel of Iraqi oil...

Monica Lewinsky
01-07-09, 11:05 PM
I'd be all for it but I gotta stick around the house and wait for my barrel of Iraqi oil...

Nah, your Congress man is way too deep into this instead of your gas tank capacity:

http://learnabit.homeserver.com/lab/wowporn.wmv

mookiemookie
01-08-09, 09:12 AM
I can see it now...Peter North on Capitol Hill saying "I'm too big to fail!"

Stealth Hunter
01-08-09, 09:46 AM
Larry has probably got damaging information on most of the Senators. We ought to vote him in.:lol:

NeonSamurai
01-08-09, 09:49 AM
If I drank coffee it would be coating my monitor :)

Stealth Hunter
01-08-09, 09:55 AM
What do you drink then?:hmm:

NeonSamurai
01-08-09, 10:00 AM
Alcohol when I have money of course :()1:

I'm not a fan of caffeine (other then when I do my epic paper writing stretches which can last 48 hours or more, but I use energy drinks then).

August
01-08-09, 10:25 AM
I'd be all for it but I gotta stick around the house and wait for my barrel of Iraqi oil...
Nah, your Congress man is way too deep into this instead of your gas tank capacity:

http://learnabit.homeserver.com/lab/wowporn.wmv

Patrick Kennedy? You're probably right! :lol:

antikristuseke
01-08-09, 01:00 PM
Is it just me or does this seem like a way of outlining the entire ridiculousness of theses wholesale bailouts?
ofcourse i could be giving these guys too much credit, dont know all too much about them.

XabbaRus
01-08-09, 01:16 PM
Hey why not. I like the porn industry. It helped me through a bad time....

FIREWALL
01-08-09, 01:50 PM
Who's next ?

I heard the Penis Enhancement business was limp right now. :p

mookiemookie
01-08-09, 02:15 PM
Who's next ?

I heard the Penis Enhancement business was limp right now. :p

I'm sure they're facing hard times. Business is flaccid, but I'm sure they can erect a new business strategy that will help them face the stiff competition in the years to come.

Morts
01-08-09, 03:20 PM
Who's next ?

I heard the Penis Enhancement business was limp right now. :p

I'm sure they're facing hard times. Business is flaccid, but I'm sure they can erect a new business strategy that will help them face the stiff competition in the years to come.
:rotfl: :rotfl:

Sea Demon
01-08-09, 04:06 PM
Hey why not. I like the porn industry. It helped me through a bad time....

Too much information dude. ;)

PeriscopeDepth
01-08-09, 06:54 PM
Is it just me or does this seem like a way of outlining the entire ridiculousness of theses wholesale bailouts?
ofcourse i could be giving these guys too much credit, dont know all too much about them.
I think it is as well. While on the crazy side, Flynt is something of an activist (usually for the First Amendment).

PD

A Very Super Market
01-08-09, 07:03 PM
I read an article in Mad Magazine about a hypothetical porn screenwriter's strike.

The result? Without coherent dialogue, porn cinephiles will have to concentrate more on the sex scenes.



Anyways, I don't think every industry needs a friggin congressional bailout.

Wolfehunter
01-08-09, 08:40 PM
Who's next ?

I heard the Penis Enhancement business was limp right now. :p
I'm sure they're facing hard times. Business is flaccid, but I'm sure they can erect a new business strategy that will help them face the stiff competition in the years to come. :rotfl: :rotfl:I double that! :rotfl::rotfl::rock:

Zachstar
01-09-09, 12:05 AM
Is it just me or does this seem like a way of outlining the entire ridiculousness of theses wholesale bailouts?
ofcourse i could be giving these guys too much credit, dont know all too much about them.

Yes.

They are trying to draw a picture of how much of a failure the bank bailout has been.

SteamWake
01-09-09, 08:32 PM
"Toys gathering dust on the shelves"

Cant say Larry is not all there even if he seems like a vapid tool.

Task Force
01-09-09, 11:13 PM
Heard this on the news the other day, I thought it was funny, the porn industry (they have there own industry now) wants help from the government.:lol:

*what next*

August
01-10-09, 12:04 AM
Well hey, "Equal treatment under the law" right? If you bail out one person or industry you must bail out all of them to the same amount.

A Very Super Market
01-10-09, 12:05 AM
I don't think the porn industry needs a bailout. I've never heard of any depression great enough to stop people from being horny.

bookworm_020
01-11-09, 03:58 AM
I didn't know that the porn industry was that hard up!:roll:

Running for the door....

Onkel Neal
01-12-09, 09:48 AM
No kidding, they're telling me the porn idustry needs stimulation? :sunny:

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NeonSamurai
01-12-09, 09:56 AM
I don't think the porn industry needs a bailout. I've never heard of any depression great enough to stop people from being horny.

That is one of the symptoms of clinical depression.

Anyhow the biggest problem the porn industry has is piracy. The software industry every time it thinks it has it bad should look at all that goes on in the porn industry. with the websites ripping off each others material, and the massive amount of sharing that goes on between people. Your average person doesn't even consider it piracy.