Agh? 2009 means 30 years being married

[Monica Lewinsky]

It goes like this:

To Do's in 2009 -
Give her a nice Chistmas present -

http://learnabit.homeserver.com/lab/Wife_Xmas_Present.wmv

Then you need to get caught up on your Honey Do List (you have to save it, then view it) -

http://learnabit.homeserver.com/lab/RefereeTraining.mpg

Then the TOUGH times when she does not listen -

http://learnabit.homeserver.com/lab/when_the_wife_doesnt_listen.wmv

And Finally why your love hates football -

http://learnabit.homeserver.com/lab/Why_SOME_women_hate_football.wmv

[1480]

Just think, you would have been out of prison 3 years ago for murder :damn:

Congrats to you and the Mrs

[Digital_Trucker]

Definitely a feat worthy of celebration. 'Grats from another member of the "over 30 club".

[Jimbuna]

....and only 7 years on average in the UK :p

Congrats matey http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/thumbsup.gif

[Quillan]

A wife wakes up one morning and finds her husband sitting in the kitchen, crying. She asks him "What's wrong?"

"Do you remember back when we were dating?"

"Of course" she replied

"Do remember how we used to sneak out in the bushes behind your fathers house?"

"Yes", she said, smiling.

"And do you remember when your father caught us that evening?"

"How could I forget that?"

He told me "Son, you're going to marry my daughter or you're going to jail for 25 years."

"And?" she asked him.

"I'D HAVE GOTTEN OUT TODAY!"