The Icebear and the U-Boat

[Kongo Otto]

U-Boot Men and there new Dinner:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/48/Bundesarchiv_Bild_101I-506-B0098-26A%2C_Eismeer%2C_Eisb%C3%A4rfang.jpg

[Task Force]

Hmmm, uboats hunt on the land and sea. (not so much the air.)

[Murr44]

Polar bear doesn't strike me as being very good to eat. If those guys ate the bear's liver they would have been really sick too. The bear's liver is toxic to humans (something about it containing too much Vitamin A).

[Task Force]

Liver.:dead: another reason not to eat it.:lol:

[-SWCowboy.]

Hmm... I wonder if they used the skin as a welcome rug after it was all said and done?

[Task Force]

Hmm... I wonder if they used the skin as a welcome rug after it was all said and done?

would make a nice U boat decoration.:lol:

[Weiss Pinguin]

You could probably make a tea cozy or two out of that skin :p

[Task Force]

Yea.:lol: Balz would like that.:yep:

[Sailor Steve]

Tea Cozy?! Balz would have a tea cozy, ankle-length fur coat, fur muffler for those not-so-cold days, fur boots and maybe some fur pants as well.

And enough left over for a fur tablecloth and maybe a small patch-rug for his cabin.

[Weiss Pinguin]

You could also clothe the entire Hoochie-woochie choir with that skin. :lol:

[Brag]

You could also clothe the entire Hoochie-woochie choir with that skin. :lol:

ummm, A hoochie-woochie choir wearing bearskin capes? :hmm:

[Task Force]

I like the Idea of a polar bear clothed choir.:D Would be nice on those long cold north Atlantic patrols.:yep:

[Weiss Pinguin]

You could also clothe the entire Hoochie-woochie choir with that skin. :lol:

ummm, A hoochie-woochie choir wearing bearskin capes? :hmm:
Stylish and practical! What better way to traverse the North pole than dressed in Eisbär coats!

[Jimbuna]

Looks like the Kaleuns sweetheart will soon be sporting a new fashion item in the base club.

[Red Heat]

U-Boot Men and there new Dinner:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/48/Bundesarchiv_Bild_101I-506-B0098-26A%2C_Eismeer%2C_Eisb%C3%A4rfang.jpg

NO COMMENTS! :mad:

[Letum]

I bet that skin was a nice souvenir. I wouldn't think they would have eaten it tho.

I wonder is fishing from the conning tower was banned?



NO COMMENTS! :mad:

...Men go out to sea in boats armed with torpedoes and guns to sink ships and kill
sailors in order to cut of supplys and starve a country in to submission to a Nazi dictator
who wishes to impose totalitarian rule over Europe whilst committing genocide upon the
Jewish people and various other sectors of society...

...and you get angry because they killed something fluffy.

You need to find a little perspective. There is no fate a bear can have that is any worse
than the slow starvation and freezing that causes the death of the majority of bears in the wild.

[Sailor Steve]

You could also clothe the entire Hoochie-woochie choir with that skin. :lol:

ummm, A hoochie-woochie choir wearing bearskin capes? :hmm:
I think the Italians have a battle-cry for soldiers (and choirs) dressed in that fashion: LIBERACE!

[Jimbuna]

You could also clothe the entire Hoochie-woochie choir with that skin. :lol:

ummm, A hoochie-woochie choir wearing bearskin capes? :hmm:
I think the Italians have a battle-cry for soldiers (and choirs) dressed in that fashion: LIBERACE!

That name conjures up the image of a certain individual in my mind :lol:

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/5930/liberacezh8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Murr44]

You could also clothe the entire Hoochie-woochie choir with that skin. :lol:

ummm, A hoochie-woochie choir wearing bearskin capes? :hmm:
I think the Italians have a battle-cry for soldiers (and choirs) dressed in that fashion: LIBERACE!

That name conjures up the image of a certain individual in my mind :lol:

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/5930/liberacezh8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Well there goes my eyesight!!!:eek:

[Weiss Pinguin]

What the crickey! :o I think I'm scarred for life... :doh:

[Task Force]

Whys it shaped like a fish.:lol:

[Weiss Pinguin]

It's a mermaid, don'tcha know!

[Task Force]

Ugliest mermaid ive ever seen.:lol:

[YukonJack_AK]

Polar bear doesn't strike me as being very good to eat.

Just from personal experiance - It's not. The Inupiat indians (eskimos from the VERY N of Alaska) eat it and to be honest tastes very oily and fishy! Had to try it once... But it's VERY high in fat so it'll provide you with alot of energy...

[Puster Bill]

Polar bear doesn't strike me as being very good to eat.
Just from personal experiance - It's not. The Inupiat indians (eskimos from the VERY N of Alaska) eat it and to be honest tastes very oily and fishy! Had to try it once... But it's VERY high in fat so it'll provide you with alot of energy...

I'm sure it's one of those things you just have to get used to.

Kind of like seal: I'm sure it's not a real taste treat to those of us below the 70th parallel, but it's just what's for dinner above it.

[Task Force]

:rotfl:So they like seals and polar bears up there.

[YukonJack_AK]

Well.... Seal tastes actually WORSE than Polar Bear... even more fishy and oily but the absolute worst IMO is muk-tuk. They take whale blubber, mix it with sugar and berries, stuff it inside a seal skin and then bury it in the frozen ground till it ferments and get all hard. Then they dry it out and shave off pieces to eat like jerky... nasty white rubbery jerky. Again... it's very fatty so it keeps you going but that's one taste that is simply... indescribable...:-?

Edit: We don't actually EAT that stuff... it's just a 'traditional' thing for many of the eskimo cultures

[Task Force]

ooooah, I knew youall wouldn't eat that stuff for fun.:lol:

[Jimbuna]

Well.... Seal tastes actually WORSE than Polar Bear... even more fishy and oily but the absolute worst IMO is muk-tuk. They take whale blubber, mix it with sugar and berries, stuff it inside a seal skin and then bury it in the frozen ground till it ferments and get all hard. Then they dry it out and shave off pieces to eat like jerky... nasty white rubbery jerky. Again... it's very fatty so it keeps you going but that's one taste that is simply... indescribable...:-?

Edit: We don't actually EAT that stuff... it's just a 'traditional' thing for many of the eskimo cultures

Sounds absolutely revolting http://img397.imageshack.us/img397/7118/nofemaleqj9xl4.gif

http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/sickpup.gif

[Murr44]

Well.... Seal tastes actually WORSE than Polar Bear... even more fishy and oily but the absolute worst IMO is muk-tuk. They take whale blubber, mix it with sugar and berries, stuff it inside a seal skin and then bury it in the frozen ground till it ferments and get all hard. Then they dry it out and shave off pieces to eat like jerky... nasty white rubbery jerky. Again... it's very fatty so it keeps you going but that's one taste that is simply... indescribable...:-?

Edit: We don't actually EAT that stuff... it's just a 'traditional' thing for many of the eskimo cultures

Sounds absolutely revolting http://img397.imageshack.us/img397/7118/nofemaleqj9xl4.gif

http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/sickpup.gif

I saw an episode of Pilot Guides where the host, Ian Wright, was invited to dine with a group of Inuit on Baffin Island. Everything was going fine until they brought out a bowl of seal excrement. For the sake of politeness Ian tried some but you could tell that he was pretty revolted. Although I can't stand him I've got to give the guy credit for actually trying it as I'm sure that I wouldn't have been so polite.

[Steeltrap]

I think I'd rather have seen a picture of a group of u-boat sailors viewing a slaughtered Liberace than the bear......

[Task Force]

Before I ate seal stuff, I think id try to eat wood, or my shoe, errr something like that.:lol:

Well.... Seal tastes actually WORSE than Polar Bear... even more fishy and oily but the absolute worst IMO is muk-tuk. They take whale blubber, mix it with sugar and berries, stuff it inside a seal skin and then bury it in the frozen ground till it ferments and get all hard. Then they dry it out and shave off pieces to eat like jerky... nasty white rubbery jerky. Again... it's very fatty so it keeps you going but that's one taste that is simply... indescribable...:-?

Edit: We don't actually EAT that stuff... it's just a 'traditional' thing for many of the eskimo cultures
Sounds absolutely revolting http://img397.imageshack.us/img397/7118/nofemaleqj9xl4.gif

http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/sickpup.gif
Like Ive always said, Jimbuna has a smiley for everything.

[Jimbuna]

Before I ate seal stuff, I think id try to eat wood, or my shoe, errr something like that.:lol:

Well.... Seal tastes actually WORSE than Polar Bear... even more fishy and oily but the absolute worst IMO is muk-tuk. They take whale blubber, mix it with sugar and berries, stuff it inside a seal skin and then bury it in the frozen ground till it ferments and get all hard. Then they dry it out and shave off pieces to eat like jerky... nasty white rubbery jerky. Again... it's very fatty so it keeps you going but that's one taste that is simply... indescribable...:-?

Edit: We don't actually EAT that stuff... it's just a 'traditional' thing for many of the eskimo cultures
Sounds absolutely revolting http://img397.imageshack.us/img397/7118/nofemaleqj9xl4.gif

http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/sickpup.gif
Like Ive always said, Jimbuna has a smiley for everything.

Well....nearly http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/werewolfking.gif

[Blue-Casket]

Cool !
I never knew german subs hunted the north pole for polar bears :D
amazing picture there :arrgh!:

However the descriptions about the taste of polar bears and seals made me think that those eskimo's dont have any taste organ at all in their body :dead:

[Wild_skipper]

When i saw that pic i just sayd one thing : WTF !!!
Great pic btw :up::rock:

[Murr44]

Cool !
I never knew german subs hunted the north pole for polar bears :D
amazing picture there :arrgh!:

However the descriptions about the taste of polar bears and seals made me think that those eskimo's dont have any taste organ at all in their body :dead:

And I bet that they think some of the things that we eat are disgusting. To each his/her own...