I want to throw my shoes........

[AVGWarhawk]

http://thehill.com/leading-the-news/with-economy-in-shambles-congress-gets-a-raise-2008-12-17.html

[Digital_Trucker]

Shoes? Nah, I think I'll act like a monkey and throw crap:stare:

[TDK1044]

Depending on your religion, you may be met in heaven by 72 virgin podiatrists. :D

[AVGWarhawk]

Yes, I hope to enjoy my $4700.00 raise...oops never mind, none for me. We are in a recession you know. :down:

[Koondawg]

Depending on your religion, you may be met in heaven by 72 virgin podiatrists.
And depending on yours...there will be 72 whores 4 minutes after I arrive...:up:

KD

[TDK1044]

Depending on your religion, you may be met in heaven by 72 virgin podiatrists.
And depending on yours...there will be 72 whores 4 minutes after I arrive...:up:

KD

:D...

[August]

Depending on your religion, you may be met in heaven by 72 virgin podiatrists. And depending on yours...there will be 72 whores 4 minutes after I arrive...:up:

KD

Hmmm, I didn't notice where he said they'd be female virgins... :D

[Aramike]

You know what the worst thing about this is?However, at 2.8 percent, the automatic raise that lawmakers receive is only half as large as the 2009 cost of living adjustment of Social Security recipients.Seriously? The cost of living adjustment to recipients of Social Security actually help to cover the REAL "cost" of living.

I'm pretty sure that Congress already finds living costs to be alright by them.

[A Very Super Market]

Congress has been known for its less than reasonable assumptions.

And who said the virgins would be beautiful? If they were hot, why would the be virgins?

[Koondawg]

Hmmm, I didn't notice where he said they'd be female virgins...
Wont matter...im coming back as a rabbit...:o

[AVGWarhawk]

Congress has been known for its less than reasonable assumptions.

And who said the virgins would be beautiful? If they were hot, why would the be virgins?

Not to mention, were is it written these virgins will be women. Some how that is implied but not guaranteed!:o

[UnderseaLcpl]

IMO, congress deserves a raise. They have wasted taxpayers' money and violated the constitution at least twice as much as they did last year. Doesn't all that hard work deserve some compensation?

I mean, seriously, why do these people get to make all these decisions? Because they know what's best, duh! And we know that they know what is best because we vote for them. We know who to vote for because they prove who is best with lots of lots of stuf on the news. How else would you explain their impeccable performance?

Good God, it's almost as if you people believe that you have rights and hold those truths to be self-evident. After all, the 10th Amendment clearly states that any powers not specifically granted to the Congress are ok because the founder's totally messed up and realized that our Constitution needed a lot of interpretation.

This isn't even a good sarcastic argument, but I like to rant now and then.
Damn, now I'm all mad. :D

[AVGWarhawk]

IMO, congress deserves a raise. They have wasted taxpayers' money and violated the constitution at least twice as much as they did last year. Doesn't all that hard work deserve some compensation?

I mean, seriously, why do these people get to make all these decisions? Because they know what's best, duh! And we know that they know what is best because we vote for them. We know who to vote for because they prove who is best with lots of lots of stuf on the news. How else would you explain their impeccable performance?

Good God, it's almost as if you people believe that you have rights and hold those truths to be self-evident. After all, the 10th Amendment clearly states that any powers not specifically granted to the Congress are ok because the founder's totally messed up and realized that our Constitution needed a lot of interpretation.

This isn't even a good sarcastic argument, but I like to rant now and then.
Damn, now I'm all mad. :D

Forget violating the Constitution, hell, I have been violated and without the common courtesy of a reach around. Hell, if they are going in that deep at least they could do is pull my hair. :rotfl:

[Digital_Trucker]

Forget violating the Constitution, hell, I have been violated and without the common courtesy of a reach around. Hell, if they are going in that deep at least they could do is pull my hair. :rotfl:

Or a good tug on the ears, at least:yep:

[AVGWarhawk]

Forget violating the Constitution, hell, I have been violated and without the common courtesy of a reach around. Hell, if they are going in that deep at least they could do is pull my hair. :rotfl:

Or a good tug on the ears, at least:yep:

They can't do that, my ankles are up by my ears. :o

[Digital_Trucker]

Forget violating the Constitution, hell, I have been violated and without the common courtesy of a reach around. Hell, if they are going in that deep at least they could do is pull my hair. :rotfl:
Or a good tug on the ears, at least:yep:
They can't do that, my ankles are up by my ears. :o

Or vice versa:lol:

[AVGWarhawk]

Does not matter, we are bent over like a pretzel:-?

[Digital_Trucker]

Does not matter, we are bent over like a pretzel:-?

And some of us (points at self) are just as twisted:yep: