Dog lovers and clever wits: need your help!

[Onkel Neal]

I need some ideas for a short caption for this pic:
http://www.subsim.com/meet08/1_1_ac2.jpg



Something dog/Christmas/Santa related... such as "Dear Santa: Biscuits!"... only more clever and cute/funny...

thanks!
Neal

[TDK1044]

"So I ate his cookies.....and the turkey. I still think he'll come".

[AVGWarhawk]

"I pimped my crib for Christmas"

[Onkel Neal]

"So I ate his cookies.....and the turkey. I still think he'll come".

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Love it, keep 'em coming. :yep:

[RickC Sniper]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKhJ9IQdWQ8

Sorry, I just had to. :p

[MothBalls]

Note to self: Peeing on Christmas tree = 12 days in doghouse.

[August]

"I wonder if Santa will bring me the cat I asked for?"

[GoldenRivet]

"Rover, at least play dead... santa wont come as long as you sit up waiting for him."

or

"I hope those eight tiny reindeer are really tiny... not much of a landing strip on my one bedroom apartment."

or

"Only after hours of hard work on his decorations, rover realized he had no chimney"

[AVGWarhawk]

"Got gifts?"

[ReallyDedPoet]

" Was that your leg Santa ? "


RDP

[nikimcbee]

OMG! that dog is a commie. he's in the Kremlin! (Note colo(u)r and star on dog house)

[nikimcbee]

I am Ivan Poochovich, Tsar of Greater Doglandia.

[bookworm_020]

You know when you've done a bad job decorating the house for christmas, is when the dog out does your efforts!

[subchaser12]

When we first heard Sparky was gay we were just so shocked. Now ever since Sparky came out of the closet a year ago we have become accepting of Sparky's chosen lifestyle.

[longam]

Dear Santa: No need to visit whiskers this year, he did not do any decorations at all. If I’m correct he is still inside using the human’s Christmas tree! So just leave my all of his presents at my door and I will see that he receives them.
Dawg

[Frame57]

"Yeah, I'll show him who's naughty and nice if he brings me another flea collar this year."

[HunterICX]

''The Mail man today is wearing silly red clothes...''

HunterICX

[August]

No, I'm not laying on the roof like Snoopy!

[NealT]

What do you mean there is no Santa Clause?

[August]

"Silly Puppy, Christmas is for kids!" :D

[Koondawg]

1) "So I fertilized the tree, Jesus you''d think I crapped on the carpet!"

2) "1 hour in the yard a day, when's that Santa dude supposed to be here anyways!"

3) " Who says you need posable thumbs to install lights...phhhffttt"

my input

KD

[Aramike]

"Dear Santa ... My other house has a chimney!"

[TDK1044]

I need some ideas for a short caption for this pic:
http://www.subsim.com/meet08/1_1_ac2.jpg



Something dog/Christmas/Santa related... such as "Dear Santa: Biscuits!"... only more clever and cute/funny...

thanks!
Neal



"I'm sure Ty Pennington will be here soon. Anything he comes up with has to be better than this."

[SeaWolf U-57]

So he has come home Drunk and covered in lipstick and now he has been sick on the carpet ..but if he thinks he getting my bed and presents he can forget it :shifty:

[XabbaRus]

Gay Dog for the Straight guy!!!!

[Frame57]

This one has to be sung to the tune of "I saw mommy kissing santa claus"

"I saw Rover biting Santa's balls....":D

Sorry, a bit crass.

[AVGWarhawk]

This one has to be sung to the tune of "I saw mommy kissing santa claus"

"I saw Rover biting Santa's balls....":D

Sorry, a bit crass.

Or..."I saw Rover pissing on Santa Clause....."

Now that is crass:lol:

[UnderseaLcpl]

"Mery Chrismus. Sry, but lolcatz stoled all good capshuns"

[Aramike]

"Mery Chrismus. Sry, but lolcatz stoled all good capshuns"LOL ... :rotfl:

[FIREWALL]

[quote=Neal Stevens]I need some ideas for a short caption for this pic:
http://www.subsim.com/meet08/1_1_ac2.jpg



Eat your heart out " Snoopy "

[TDK1044]

I need some ideas for a short caption for this pic:
http://www.subsim.com/meet08/1_1_ac2.jpg



Something dog/Christmas/Santa related... such as "Dear Santa: Biscuits!"... only more clever and cute/funny...

thanks!
Neal


Look....when I said I wanted a new house.......

[longam]

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/6307/dawgsantajx8.jpg

Got bored