Why do men drink so much.

[Jimbuna]

Husband and wife are shopping in Tesco's when the man picks up a crate of Stella and sticks them into the trolley
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife

'They're on offer, only £10 for 24 cans', he says


'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the wife and they carry on shopping...

A few aisles later the woman picks up a £20 jar of face cream and sticks it into the trolley.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the man,
'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' she says.

The man replies... 'SO DOES 24 CANS OF STELLA AND IT'S HALF THE *********G PRICE'

[Biggles]

Oh well:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[kurtz]

:rotfl:

Classic beer goggles!

[UnderseaLcpl]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Still, even with two trips to the British Isles I never heard the expression "on offer" before.

[Jimbuna]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Still, even with two trips to the British Isles I never heard the expression "on offer" before.

In the most generalised terms it means they are offered for sale at less than the normal usual selling price :up:

[sunvalleyslim]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Digital_Trucker]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b173/digital_trucker/Smilies/smileW.gif http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b173/digital_trucker/Smilies/Letters/L.gif http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b173/digital_trucker/Smilies/Letters/O.gif http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b173/digital_trucker/Smilies/Letters/L.gif

[Wolfehunter]

:rotfl:good one jim.:up:

[Frame57]

:rotfl: Is that Stella Artois?

[baggygreen]

Yep. Don't call it beer though..

[Falkirion]

Stella is beer. There I did the unthinkable. Great stuff though

[Frame57]

Is beer a dis to Stella? I think it is a lager and a pretty good one at that. Definitely not an ale. I wonder where the term "beer" originated? Someone once told me that it is called that because the belching it produces kind of sounds like one is saying "Beeeeeeeer..." Dunno, but I think the term fart applies to this and is accurate.

[joegrundman]

There's true export Stella, and there's the British Stella brewed under license. The latter being nick-named Wife Beater in the UK, the former being a reasonable drink.

[Aramike]

LOL!!! Stella's my favorite brew...

[HunterICX]

:rotfl:Nice one Jim!:up:

HunterICX

[owner20071963]

LOL!!! Stella's my favorite brew... oops,Now where is my pint of Guinness?
aaah nice A Real mans Drink,
For the Common Cold Or Flu,
Take Glass Of Irish Paddy Whisky,Boiled Water,Cloves,Sugar Or Honey,
Mix Well,Drink Hot,
Now that will Sweat the Germs Outta Ya,
Known Here In Ireland As A Hot Toddy,
And A Happy Hangover Xmas To You All.:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/8/8_9_2.gif

[owner20071963]

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/8/8_9_2.gif
:rotfl:
Yep Jim looks like me after my xmas party:arrgh!:

[Monica Lewinsky]

The man replies... 'SO DOES 24 CANS OF STELLA AND IT'S HALF THE *********G PRICE'

With the economy the way it is, you can further reduce your expense[s] by consuming 7 cans instead of 24 as shown below and stretch your money to have it happen 3 times from the SAME 24 pack:

http://learnabit.homeserver.com/lab/beergirl.gif

[antikristuseke]

I fail to see the improvement there:smug:

[Kapitan_Phillips]

lmfao

[August]

I fail to see the improvement there:smug:

:rotfl:

Me either. I must need another beer.

[Task Force]

lol, good one jimbuna.:lol:

[asanovic7]

would be in forgetting the misery and pointlessness of your life while improving mental(?) and physic attributes.

And songs don't go well while you are sober..

And what would you do with all that money? If not to buy a beer for yourself and your pal?

And because drunk women give easier..

And how would you argue with anyone?

And numerous other reasons I cannot think of just now..

Cheers

[OneToughHerring]

And how would you argue with anyone?
Good point. If I didn't drink, I'd be all peaceful and stuff. Couldn't get an argument going no matter how hard I tried. :)

"You there, man".

"Me? Yes...?"

"Hrmm, I err, I would like to express my general disapproval of your entire disposition in general."

"...what...?"

"...nevermind."

[AntEater]

Sounds like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6H0i1RAdHk)
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Task Force]

:rotfl:that's a funny argument.:rotfl: