My Girlfriend Wants To Sink Ships!!!

[Kpt. Lehmann]

MY GIRLFRIEND WANTS TO SINK SHIPS! :o

Class finished early and naturally I came home a bit sooner... to find her attempting to install SH3 on her laptop.

Now she's really depressed that her basic laptop isn't able to run the game.

I don't know if this is a good thing or a bad thing.

Its cool that she wants to get in on the action ...

BUT!

If we wind up fighting over who gets to use my PC... the release of GWX 3.0 might be delayed indefinitely! :shifty: :arrgh!:

[richardphat]

Oh uh! :nope:
Hmmmm fighting over for a pc?
Cmon Guys, let's help lehmann and his girlfriend to find a solution!
:hmm: Time to use my brain!

[Brag]

Capt Lehman,
When your girlfriend Is Capt Balz, you play the role of Bernard. Just make sure she doesn't get reason to hanging you to dry like a farting banana. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Schöneboom]

As they say, it could be worse -- she might have given you an ultimatum like, "It's either me or the U-Boat!" :o At least now you get to share the adventure, and one approach that springs to mind is a "Kaleun & 1WO" arrangement, playing together & taking turns during the same mission. Then again, I don't know how much "full immersion" she can handle! Does she want to wear the white hat, too?? :D

[GoldenRivet]

wow... the most my wife will do is play with my deck gun once in a while.

If she hogs the PC there is but one solution.

target her with the meat torpedo and "los!" :rotfl::rotfl:

[Kpt. Lehmann]

Oboy. Here we go. Just for a moment I forgot just how depraved you guys are.:lol:

:damn:

[Brag]

Oboy. Here we go. Just for a moment I forgot just how depraved you guys are.:lol:

:damn:Depravahoochies is the name of the game. Murderers, Nazi hooligans disrespectful of history gather here to fight a lost cause--Heroes all!

[Kpt. Lehmann]

Oboy. Here we go. Just for a moment I forgot just how depraved you guys are.:lol:

:damn:Depravahoochies is the name of the game. Murderers, Nazi hooligans disrespectful of history gather here to fight a lost cause--Heroes all!

Depravahoochies we may be... but I've already explained to her that Nazis aren't allowed on GWX boats.:smug:

[GoldenRivet]

hahahaha

never mention your girlfriend or wife around this lot. :rotfl:

your just asking for trouble!

anyhow, did she manage to get it installed or play it at all? how did she do?

[richardphat]

Lol too much curious!
So what did she reply to you !:p

[Brag]

Oboy. Here we go. Just for a moment I forgot just how depraved you guys are.:lol:

:damn:Depravahoochies is the name of the game. Murderers, Nazi hooligans disrespectful of history gather here to fight a lost cause--Heroes all!

Depravahoochies we may be... but I've already explained to her that Nazis aren't allowed on GWX boats.:smug:
If your girlfriend is a Nazi, you have solved your problem :smug:

[Kipparikalle]

Buy her a better flattop, altought. I'm not sure is it any good to your budjet.

You should give her a try at the game, and tell her that you are working on a mod for it. She'll understand, I hope

[Kpt. Lehmann]

Oboy. Here we go. Just for a moment I forgot just how depraved you guys are.:lol:

:damn:Depravahoochies is the name of the game. Murderers, Nazi hooligans disrespectful of history gather here to fight a lost cause--Heroes all!

Depravahoochies we may be... but I've already explained to her that Nazis aren't allowed on GWX boats.:smug:
If your girlfriend is a Nazi, you have solved your problem :smug:

Unfortunately, that leaves me back at square one.

Now we are both Republicans, some feel that's almost as bad as being Nazi. :rotfl:

[Brag]

Oboy. Here we go. Just for a moment I forgot just how depraved you guys are.:lol:

:damn:Depravahoochies is the name of the game. Murderers, Nazi hooligans disrespectful of history gather here to fight a lost cause--Heroes all!

Depravahoochies we may be... but I've already explained to her that Nazis aren't allowed on GWX boats.:smug:
If your girlfriend is a Nazi, you have solved your problem :smug:

Unfortunately, that leaves me back at square one.

Now we are both Republicans, some feel that's almost as bad as being Nazi. :rotfl:

Solution to your problem: Come up with a sound mod when launching torpedoes--Bamawhoosh. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Note: I'm a simple Kaleun :sunny:

[Tachyon]

Now we are both Republicans, some feel that's almost as bad as being Nazi. :rotfl:

Quoted for Truth :up: :rotfl:

[richardphat]

Funny Funny thread. Your girlfriend is not called kaluen, hmmm how do we call those female captain? :hmm:

[msalama]

hmmm how do we call those female captain? :hmm:

I usually call my wife Frau Kaleunin. She, OTOH, calls me Herr Bernard :rotfl:

:nope:

[Contact]

I would like to see my girlfriend so interested into SH3 as yours Kpt. Lehmann :lol:

Respect :up:

[Mittelwaechter]

If you want her to play your game - be a gentleman and let her play. May I compliment you on a girlfriend that is interested in your hobbies.

If you want her to respect "your computer" set the TimeMax to 4x - and tell her the game is like fishing. Ask her to wake you up when something important happens, to offer your support for learning the gameplay.
She'll be bored sooner or later...

[Contact]

:lol: Girls girls girls.. I like watching my girl as she tries to understand what I'm explaining to her about the differences between SH3 and GWX. She is honestly and pationatly listening to me but I know she doesn't give a damn on what I'm talking about and it makes me wanna laugh all the time when I try to talk seriously about it :rotfl:

[bookworm_020]

Maybe you could work together in workingout plots and the best course for intercepting a convoy report. The fact that you can tag team each other as you play should be an advantage!:up:

[Tachyon]

I've never had a girlfriend in my life. Who will sink ships for me? :cry: :cry: :cry:

[msalama]

Nazis aren't allowed on GWX boats.:smug:

S! :ping:

This is exactly what I've been wanting to hear from the f*n source. Now that I've heard it, I'll die a happy (virtual) Kaleun.

Not that there's been any doubts about it per se - but still, f*n great to see it in writing nevertheless :up:

[johnm]

If your girl friend is really interested, encourage her!

otherwise you won't have 24/7 immersion.

[BasilY]

As they say, it could be worse -- she might have given you an ultimatum like, "It's either me or the U-Boat!" :o At least now you get to share the adventure, and one approach that springs to mind is a "Kaleun & 1WO" arrangement, playing together & taking turns during the same mission. Then again, I don't know how much "full immersion" she can handle! Does she want to wear the white hat, too?? :D

Indeed, now you can have a 1x patrol by taking turns at the helm. Maybe you guys can devise a good way of celebrating a kill.

[KeptinCranky]

And now you've planted the idea of a girlfriend who acts as you 1WO during your 2 month long IXD2 real time patrol.....:o

shame they'll only get to see each other during the watch changes :arrgh!:

[Gaijin]

GWX Girlfriend?

Where can I get that mod?

:hmm:

[Tombow]

GWX Girlfriend?

Where can I get that mod?

:hmm:
Try the real life Übermod v1.0....to be found everywhere out of your home. Unfortunately it comes with a lot of unwanted add-ons like AngryBoss v1.2, CarBroken v4.5 and in case you manage to get a hold on the Girlfriend extension also Jealousy v0.9, Parents-In-Law v1.0 and so on...so think very good before getting a hold on that extension.

[Kpt. Lehmann]

GWX Girlfriend?

Where can I get that mod?

:hmm:
Try the real life Übermod v1.0....to be found everywhere out of your home. Unfortunately it comes with a lot of unwanted add-ons like AngryBoss v1.2, CarBroken v4.5 and in case you manage to get a hold on the Girlfriend extension also Jealousy v0.9, Parents-In-Law v1.0 and so on...so think very good before getting a hold on that extension.

The CarBroken mod I can personally relate to recently! :rotfl:

[Kpt. Lehmann]

It is really unusual though, recently she's even become more addicted to my favorite TV show (The Deadliest Catch) than I am! :huh:

Her favorite boat is the 'Northwestern' and mine is the 'Time Bandit.'

Kewl!!! :cool:

[Dowly]

Whoa, seems I need to start paying more attention to the SHIII forum. Didnt know you had found yerself a girl-kaleun! From what I've read, she sounds like a real treasure! Congrats, and may you 2 be together forever! :up:

[zinosumatra]

When engaging in naval simulations with the girlfriend, best to double check the bearing before letting the meat torpedo loose. On one occasion, I encountered an error in my calculation (Jack n Coke) and, though I was aiming for the juicy part between the stacks, I ended up hitting the aft.

The retaliation was ruthless. All hands lost at sea. :dead:

Seriously, I've tried repeatedly to get the g/f to take controls with limited success. Haven't even entertained the thought of introducing her to Dangerous Waters. Are any chicks good at this?

[Task Force]

GWX Girlfriend?

Where can I get that mod?

:hmm:
Try the real life Übermod v1.0....to be found everywhere out of your home. Unfortunately it comes with a lot of unwanted add-ons like AngryBoss v1.2, CarBroken v4.5 and in case you manage to get a hold on the Girlfriend extension also Jealousy v0.9, Parents-In-Law v1.0 and so on...so think very good before getting a hold on that extension.

Can I get the mod but delete the CarBroken v4.5, Jealousy v0.9, badday(updated and improved) v6.9 and dadsfamily v1.0.:rotfl:

[Kpt. Lehmann]

Whoa, seems I need to start paying more attention to the SHIII forum. Didnt know you had found yerself a girl-kaleun! From what I've read, she sounds like a real treasure! Congrats, and may you 2 be together forever! :up:

Ummm, well... we've been together about three years now. We met just before the original TGW release way before it became 'GWX.'

She's suffered through most of GW development with us.

Have ya been asleep long, Dowly? :lol:

From the GWX Manual:
"Natasha, thanks for allowing me the space I needed to do this. I know you went without many times to let me see this thing through... not once but twice."

[Tombow]

Yesterday...I was trying to sneak through Gibraltar. Got jumped by a couple of destroyers...crash dive, 150 meters, pings and DCs all over me.

Had Skype running at the same time...guess who found the time to skype me - my Ex-GF! Had to put her on low priority anyway. Kinda went into silent running both in SH3 and Skype at the same time. About an hour and a half later:

"Have you surfaced already?" :lol:

[Dowly]

Whoa, seems I need to start paying more attention to the SHIII forum. Didnt know you had found yerself a girl-kaleun! From what I've read, she sounds like a real treasure! Congrats, and may you 2 be together forever! :up:
Ummm, well... we've been together about three years now. We met just before the original TGW release way before it became 'GWX.'

She's suffered through most of GW development with us.

Have ya been asleep long, Dowly? :lol:

From the GWX Manual:
"Natasha, thanks for allowing me the space I needed to do this. I know you went without many times to let me see this thing through... not once but twice."


Ah yes. I knew about Natasha, but I was under the impression that you two had broken up at some point. :hmm: Oh well, nice to hear I was wrong. :up:

[kenijaru]

W though I was aiming for the juicy part between the stacks, I ended up hitting the aft.

The retaliation was ruthless. All hands lost at sea. :dead:


must... avoid... making... comment... about... possible connotations. :damn:

[Dowly]

W though I was aiming for the juicy part between the stacks, I ended up hitting the aft.

The retaliation was ruthless. All hands lost at sea. :dead:

must... avoid... making... comment... about... possible connotations. :damn:

:rotfl::rotfl:

[HunterICX]

Some of the comments here are really degrading this thread to a disturbing level:dead:

HunterICX

[kenijaru]

:rotfl::rotfl:
glad to make you laugh ;)

[Dowly]

:rotfl::rotfl: glad to make you laugh ;)

Thanks to make me laugh. :up: :rotfl:

[Halifax]

You are soo freakin lucky! My girlfreind tolerates my u-obsession barely....she calls them "poo boats".....despite my constant attempts to entice her into learning how to play:lol:

[Red Heat]

MY GIRLFRIEND WANTS TO SINK SHIPS! :o

Class finished early and naturally I came home a bit sooner... to find her attempting to install SH3 on her laptop.

Now she's really depressed that her basic laptop isn't able to run the game.

I don't know if this is a good thing or a bad thing.

Its cool that she wants to get in on the action ...

BUT!

If we wind up fighting over who gets to use my PC... the release of GWX 3.0 might be delayed indefinitely! :shifty: :arrgh!:

You and your girlfriend loves U-boats...GREAT!
Help her to assemble a good pc to play...or better the Christmas is very near, so...surprise her! :up:

[peterloo]

and then you can play multiplayer, with you as the decoy (making loud noises) to distract the escorts while your girlfriends sneaks in for a kill of a BB or CV

or you two can form a mini-wolf pack and overwhelm a convoy