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xxx
11-29-08, 06:27 PM
Just started a new career, took a look around the boat and noticed once again that there are bloodied handprints on the pine partitions between the sonar room and the captains bed. Does anyone know why this is on every boat?

Anyway just curious,

xxx
IanC
11-29-08, 07:01 PM
I like to think the Kaleun let his 5 year old kid run around the boat with his hands full of paint. :88)
Sailor Steve
11-29-08, 07:02 PM
More rumors and lies. Always blaming poor Bernard. I hid out one night and noticed the second engineman, Kurt, never washes his hands. Every time Bernard gets assigned to clean it up, there's Kurt again, putting his oily fingers everywhere.

Actually, I think he does it on purpose.
meduza
11-29-08, 07:24 PM
It's Bernard's blood, from the days when he was Chief Engineer. After the convoy attack, Bernard was ordered to dive the boat, he got carried away and plowed the boat into the bottom. The Kaleun threw his stopwatch into Bernard's head. Running away from mad Kaleun, Bernard left bloody handprints all over the place.
Mittelwaechter
11-29-08, 08:02 PM
I just wanted to tell the Kaleun there is no soap in the head!
-SWCowboy.
11-29-08, 09:45 PM
I just wanted to tell the Kaleun there is no soap in the head!


Really wish I hadn't just grabbed a bowl of cereal before reading this :lol::nope:
Brag
11-29-08, 09:50 PM
Red Paint on The Fingers sounds like a new song. :88)
Jimbuna
11-30-08, 01:15 PM
Could be from the 'golden rivet' initiation ceremony :p
FIREWALL
11-30-08, 03:19 PM
Possible female on board ?:p
Jimbuna
11-30-08, 05:13 PM
Possible female on board ?:p

OMG!! http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/sickpup.gif

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richardphat
11-30-08, 06:51 PM
Possible female on board ?:p
Scandalous! Woman on board, they bring bad luck!
xxx
12-01-08, 12:41 PM
Possible female on board ?:p


Someone always has to come up with these. It's just like school...:lol:
Piggy
12-01-08, 01:22 PM
Possible female on board ?:p


Someone always has to come up with these. It's just like school...:lol:


You mean like "stay away from the red tide, dont eat the oysters!"... :o
xxx
12-01-08, 06:15 PM
Possible female on board ?:p


Someone always has to come up with these. It's just like school...:lol:


You mean like "stay away from the red tide, dont eat the oysters!"... :o



:damn: :damn: :damn: ;) :rotfl: Emocation can only express my feelings now.
Paul_IronCoffin
12-01-08, 06:28 PM
Oh my lord, this conversation continues to plumb new depths. Leave it there.. :down:
_Seth_
12-01-08, 11:07 PM
*Someone always have to clean up the threads... Janitor _Seth_ to the rescue!:cool:*

Pleeeeease,guys... Don`t ruin what's left of my sex-life....keep it "clean"..:shifty:
Sledgehammer427
12-01-08, 11:31 PM
Janitor _Seth_ to the rescue!

there is a janitor at my high school named seth...:rotfl:

a note about the bloody handprints...one day the kaleun caught poor bernard playing Counter-strike...nuff said