Words of Wisdom for the day

[SUBMAN1]

5. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

4. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

3. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

2. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright
until you hear them speak.

1. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos.
What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

[Dowly]

2. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright
until you hear them speak.



:up:

[geetrue]

True charity is when you don't want anything in return ...

True humility is when you enjoy doing things the Lords way ...

Real men of wisdom go to the head before they have to go on watch

From personal experience I have found that one should taste the belly
button of your female partner first and if it is bad, "Don't go any farther" :p

[geetrue]

"If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments"


If you miss a couple of payments you will have to unplug the phone in the day time ... I missed more than a couple is how I know :cry: