Afternoon Sex

[SUBMAN1]

Afternoon Sex

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon 'quickie' with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighbourhood activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
- 'There's a car being towed from the parking lot,' he shouted.
- 'An ambulance just drove by!'
- 'Looks like the Andersons have company,' he called out.
- 'Matt's riding a new bike!'
- 'Looks like the Sanders are moving!'
- 'Jason is on his skate board!'
- After a few moments he announced, 'Looks like The Coopers are having sex!!'
Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called out, 'How do you know they are having sex?'
'Cause Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle.'

[Monica Lewinsky]

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[robbo180265]

Very funny matey:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[TarJak]

Nyuk nyuk nyuk:D

[Reece]

Don't be a wise guy TarJak, it was very funny!:lol::up:

[bookworm_020]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

Nice one :lol:

Little Johnny is sitting in class, and the teacher says, 'Today children, we are going to learn multi-syllable words. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'

Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!
Miss Rogers. 'All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?'

Little Johnny says, 'Mas-tur-bate.'

Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful.'
Little Johnny says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blow job".

[Task Force]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: LOL!!!:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: This is some funny stuff you all come up with.

[Jimbuna]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: LOL!!!:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: This is some funny stuff you all come up with.

I hope you don't let your mom catch you on this thread http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/1817/thinkbigsw1yo4.gif

[Reece]

Jimbuna said:
Little Johnny is sitting in class, and the teacher says, 'Today children, we are going to learn multi-syllable words. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'

Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!
Miss Rogers. 'All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?'

Little Johnny says, 'Mas-tur-bate.'

Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful.'
Little Johnny says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blow job".
Jim, I'm totally shocked!:eek: But it was funny!!:lol: ... Wonder if Johnny scored!!:oops::yep:

[Jimbuna]

He did in this one :lol:

Little Johnny walks into his parents bedroom to find his Dad giving his Mum one. His Dad smirks and throws a pillow at the door saying, "Get outta here, you little ****!"

A couple of hours later Dad hears a whole lot of commotion coming from little Johnny's bedroom. He goes up to find little Johnny giving his Grandma a right royal seeing to.

Little Johnny smiles, "It's not so f**king funny when it's YOUR mum, is it?"

[sonar732]

He did in this one :lol:

Little Johnny walks into his parents bedroom to find his Dad giving his Mum one. His Dad smirks and throws a pillow at the door saying, "Get outta here, you little ****!"

A couple of hours later Dad hears a whole lot of commotion coming from little Johnny's bedroom. He goes up to find little Johnny giving his Grandma a right royal seeing to.

Little Johnny smiles, "It's not so f**king funny when it's YOUR mum, is it?"

I have a sense of humor...but that's just wrong.

[Reece]

:dead:

[mapuc]

Here's one

Three little schoolboys are braging about how big mouth their moms have

The first boy
My mom can put a grape into her mouth just like that

That's nothing, the second boy said, my mom can take a melon into her mouth.

Then the third boy s
Last night I heard my mom saying to my dad

Darling, will you be so nice to move the table over here, so I can take it in my mouth.

Markus

[Task Force]

lol.:rotfl: You fellas have some.... veary intresting thoughts.:hmm:

[Reece]

That's disgusting Markus!!:eek:

[Task Force]

Yea, I think we need to inspect there minds with a big sludghammer.:yep:

[mapuc]

That's disgusting Markus!!:eek:

:oops: :oops: :oops:

[Task Force]

Im starting to wonder if some of these jokes are from persional expariences.:rotfl: Dont reply, cause if they are. We dont need any more information.:huh: :rotfl:

[bookworm_020]

I can see this thread getting locked in the near future.....:nope: