Filthy Confession

[Kapitan_Phillips]

....Guys?


I'm a Trekkie :dead:



Damn you Spock! :shifty:

[baggygreen]

I feel your pain... im a recent trekkie myself :cry:

[Kapitan_Phillips]

I even bought the ears :cry::cry:

[ReallyDedPoet]

These are for you then KP, some Star Trek funny :yep::lol::lol::

http://echosphere.net/star_trek_insp/insp_vulcans_preview.jpg

http://echosphere.net/star_trek_insp/insp_expendability_preview.jpg

http://echosphere.net/star_trek_insp/insp_undiscovered_preview.jpg


RDP

[Task Force]

Ha HA, Intresting pics, Yes Task Force watches star trek every day at 6:00am before school.:D

[Kapitan_Phillips]

I wish I was a Vulcan, seriously :lol:

[Task Force]

Granted now your a Vulcan, but you are left by Kirk on a far away planet.:rotfl:

[ReallyDedPoet]

Get a kick out of this one:

http://echosphere.net/star_trek_insp/insp_captkirk_preview.jpg

Truth, I like the series myself, though I am not quite a Trekkie.


RDP

[Kapitan_Phillips]

Can still make bundles of cash appearing at conventions though, LOL

http://www.thecomedynet.com/images3/-sci_fi_props.jpg

[CCIP]

I wish I was a Vulcan, seriously :lol:

You mean "I wish I WERE a Vulcan", cause gramatically...

:doh:

[Kapitan_Phillips]

I wish I was a Vulcan, seriously :lol:
You mean "I wish I WERE a Vulcan", cause gramatically...

:doh:

Hmpf at your grammatical correctness, Russian! :stare:

:lol:

[Task Force]

Was = past ( already happend)

Were = present (now)

I love teaching english instead of learning it.:D (Scratch the part about teaching)

[Letum]

Half of me pitys 'trekkies', half of me is jelous of them.

[baggygreen]

Voyager and Enterprise are my favourite series, followed closely by the next generation.

While the original series is awesome and theres no denying it, the effects make me laugh. I know i know it was good for the time, but still...

[Kapitan_Phillips]

Half of me pitys 'trekkies', half of me is jelous of them.

Half of me is jealous of your moustache, half of me is apprehensive about the maintenance of one :lol:

[CCIP]

I wish I was a Vulcan, seriously :lol:
You mean "I wish I WERE a Vulcan", cause gramatically...

:doh:
Hmpf at your grammatical correctness, Russian! :stare:

:lol:

Hey, I'm also now a student in an English PhD program. So this is like, my sacred duty or something :p

On topic, I never watched much Star Trek as far as series, but I saw a few of the movies and quite enjoyed.

[ReallyDedPoet]

On topic, I never watched much Star Trek as far as series
Be neat to pick up the DVDs of the original, yeah their a tad cheesy, but still, it's classic stuff :)


RDP

[Letum]

Half of me pitys 'trekkies', half of me is jelous of them.
Half of me is jealous of your moustache, half of me is apprehensive about the maintenance of one :lol:

I'm afraid it is gone.
Social convention finally got the better of me. :oops:

[Kapitan_Phillips]

Half of me pitys 'trekkies', half of me is jelous of them.
Half of me is jealous of your moustache, half of me is apprehensive about the maintenance of one :lol:
I'm afraid it is gone.
Social convention finally got the better of me. :oops:

It's WHAT?! :o

[Sailor Steve]

I once worked with a guy who made himself up to look like a Klingon for movie premiers and parties. When I called him a Trekkie he replied "I'm a Trekker! There is a difference, you know.

And I came back with "Yeah, but only a dyed-in-the-wool Trekkie would say something that lame."

I watch the original series when it first aired in 1966. Watched the follow-ons. Not so much a fan as I used to be.




Was = past ( already happend)

Were = present (now)

I love teaching english instead of learning it.:D (Scratch the part about teaching)
Oh good! Then you can't get upset when I start correcting your spelling. ('Happened').

[AVGWarhawk]

Your first step to recovery is admitting your dependency on a pointed ear Vulcan and a bad acting captain of a Hollywood stage prop of a "Starship". Other than that, you will just fine.

[Skybird]

I like ST, too. ST 2-4, 6, 8, 9 are very nice movies, especially no. 9 I like for it's many slow, calm scenes - it is the most underestimated of the six, 2-4 are a nice trilogy, and 6 and 8 are simply the best Star Trek has ever come to. The later seasons of TNG also had quite some attractiveness, as had DS9 once it got into full swing after the first one or two seasons, i felt really like coming home to family when watching DS9's latest episode, and again some great character inventions there. But then the ST-idea was over-spent with Voyager (not feeling Trekkish anymore), and Enterprise really was the funeral of it all - not any Trekkie-feeling at all.

Some episodes from TNG and DS9 that I liked, I have recorded and keep them since 15 years or so. The movies (as listed above) anyway. And Spock? Spock is cool! One of the most fascinating and original film characters ever invented in film business, even more so in his relation to Kirk. As Captains, i liked Picard and Sisko better - both are more believable, and serious. Both also were played by way better actors. As Kirk, Shatner was fine. But as an actor beyond that role, Shatner is awful. I also do not liked his behavior when appearing in private on TV, in shows or interviews.

[SteamWake]

You do know Vulcans only have sex once every 7 years right?

[Skybird]

You do know Vulcans only have sex once every 7 years right?
But then they are really going for it...! ;) That's why it is only every 7 years, else the species would be no longer there since a long time. :lol:

[Schöneboom]

Well, if it's confession time... I have the uniform! It's a Next Generation 2-piece, custom-made for me from the official pattern. And I think I still have a hand phaser around here somewhere... :roll: And oh yes, a meticulously painted model of the Enterprise-D!

And in the early '90s, I wrote & submitted a script to Paramount for an episode of ST:TNG, but that went nowhere. Back in those days, they agreed to read submissions from anyone, even without agents or WGA membership. As far as I know, that unusual policy did not lead to any actual episodes getting produced.

[kurtz]

You do know Vulcans only have sex once every 7 years right?

and what happens if they don't advisory song lyrics (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIN_o2COBqE)

oh and video content.

[bookworm_020]

You do know Vulcans only have sex once every 7 years right?

More often than some people in this forum;)

Never was a trekie fan. I did get an episode on video as a Christmas gift once, it was given away to a kid who had a space intrest. At least it went to a good home.

Oh No!!! I've helped create a new fan:o

[FIREWALL]

[quote=SteamWake]You do know Vulcans only have sex once every 7 years right?

More often than some people in this forum;)

I'm ROTFLMAO :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

You must be part Vulcan bookworm 020 :yep:

You read my mind and posted it. :p :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[bookworm_020]

You must be part Vulcan bookworm 020 :yep:

I'm lucker with the wife than most Vulcans!;)

As for reading your mind, it was sitting up and begging for it!:yep:

[Blacklight]

The search for Spock continues !!! :rotfl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP17mbJ5L6Y

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[FIREWALL]

You must be part Vulcan bookworm 020 :yep:

I'm lucker with the wife than most Vulcans!;)

As for reading your mind, it was sitting up and begging for it!:yep:


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Skybird]

Well, if it's confession time... I have the uniform! It's a Next Generation 2-piece, custom-made for me from the official pattern. And I think I still have a hand phaser around here somewhere... :roll: And oh yes, a meticulously painted model of the Enterprise-D!

And in the early '90s, I wrote & submitted a script to Paramount for an episode of ST:TNG, but that went nowhere. Back in those days, they agreed to read submissions from anyone, even without agents or WGA membership. As far as I know, that unusual policy did not lead to any actual episodes getting produced.
It'S okay, I wrote a 600-pages novel set between ST-V and ST-VI. It found some circulation in the german-language European fandom. :D

[NealT]

Would you believe I once took a class in Klingon?

Oh...and do the numbers 72015 mean anything to anyone?

:ping:

[Oberon]

Would you believe I once took a class in Klingon?

Oh...and do the numbers 72015 mean anything to anyone?

:ping:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/4c/USS_Sutherland.jpg/250px-USS_Sutherland.jpg ? ;)

I've been a trekkie since watching TNG at age twelve :rock: My favourite series is DS9, although TNG comes close behind. I'm with Skybird on the movies, The Undiscovered Country is a fantastic film :up: A bit apprehensive about the new film, but willing to give it the benefit of the doubt.

74205 is my favourite number :rock:

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Nebula/9749/defiantds9.jpg

[Frame57]

I was a fan of the original series when i was a kid. The cast began to do small appearances at places like high schools. That was before the conventions took off. I met Jimmy Doohan when I was ten years at Hogan High in Vallejo CA. My wonderful parents sold all my Star Trek memorabilia when I entered the service, I guess they figured it was time to grow up ITO. Wish I still had that stuff. I saw a couple of episodes of the latest series and the Vulcan chick is pretty hot, I am becoming a fan again.... for different reasons.:D

[AVGWarhawk]

I was a fan of the first series as well. I went to the Smithsonian when they had the Enterprise bridge on display along with other items and clothing. It was laughable because it was all made of plywood and painted gray. William Shatners chair was plywood and plastic. They had the tribbles on display from the the trouble with tribbles episode. Of course all the starships were on display. I was also a fan of the Next Generation and I found all the major motion pictures enjoyable. I did not watch any after the Next Generation was over.

[Jimbuna]

You do know Vulcans only have sex once every 7 years right?

Hardly suprising if they are as 'pug' ugly as this:

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/2161/vulcanpughi6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[TDK1044]

As a child, I loved the original series. As an adult who still thinks he's a child, I liked TNG and lusting after Jeri Ryan in Voyager. I had no interest in DS9 or Enterprise. :D

[Hanomag]

Bah!! Who do you think replaced Kirk? :hmm:




Me ....naturally.......

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c93/MakoStreak/Imthecaptain.jpg

beat that one...!

[Task Force]

http://bp1.blogger.com/_RXuURnAJ-tg/RhQUqj212dI/AAAAAAAAD5M/_TKYQ6ckp5Y/s400/Captain+Kirk+1z.jpg
Do better than this.:rotfl:

[SteamWake]

Bah!! Who do you think replaced Kirk? :hmm:




Me ....naturally.......



beat that one...!


Aieeeeeeee my eyes... there bleeding... make it stop !!!! :oops:

[Task Force]

That is the perfect way to turn Kapitan Phillips from becomeing a trekkie.
After you see this picture, I will count to three, ok after I count to three you will no longer be a trekkie.
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c93/MakoStreak/Imthecaptain.jpg
One, Two, Thr..... D**it my Metallica cd is starting to skip, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....:huh: I hate scratches!

[bookworm_020]

Not everyone is happy in trekie land

http://www.smh.com.au/news/entertainment/people/captain-kirk-blasts-sulu-for-snub--a-hrefhttpmediafairfaxcomaurid43105bvideoba/2008/10/24/1224351488534.html

"We've got a cling on, Captain!":D

[Kapitan_Phillips]

Fair play, Hanomag, that must've cost a great many monies to get that outfit :lol:

I only have a TNG era uniform top in red :p

[Skybird]

Not everyone is happy in trekie land

http://www.smh.com.au/news/entertainment/people/captain-kirk-blasts-sulu-for-snub--a-hrefhttpmediafairfaxcomaurid43105bvideoba/2008/10/24/1224351488534.html

"We've got a cling on, Captain!":D
I always lived by the impression that Shatner does not suffer from a too small ego - despite his mediocre acting skills which set him apart from his more talented colleagues like Nimoy or Stewart.

[Jimbuna]

Bah!! Who do you think replaced Kirk? :hmm:




Me ....naturally.......

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c93/MakoStreak/Imthecaptain.jpg

beat that one...!

looks like that woman behind you intends to do just that Mike.....with the vase :lol:

[Hanomag]

Fair play, Hanomag, that must've cost a great many monies to get that outfit :lol:

Actually I scratch built it. The pants were like 5 $ at a flea market. The Boots were my old border patrol issues with some modifications, maybe 15 $. The shirt was custom made and that was where the cost came in. I supplied the materials and had a Russian seamstress sew it together from the original TV series pattern. I think she charged my 60-70 $. The phaser is a cheesey playmates toy, I wasnt bringing my high dollar stuf to a convention. I spent months trying to get the right material and color for that dopey shirt they just dont exist anymore. The early seasons of Trek the shirts were velour (Stretch), later nylon.


looks like that woman behind you intends to do just that Mike.....with the vase :lol:

Actually right after this photo was taken, I spun around and stunned her with my phaser. Unknown to me was that I had beamed down to a planet inhabitted by hostile plaster women. :o

[Jimbuna]

Fair play, Hanomag, that must've cost a great many monies to get that outfit :lol:

Actually I scratch built it. The pants were like 5 $ at a flea market. The Boots were my old border patrol issues with some modifications, maybe 15 $. The shirt was custom made and that was where the cost came in. I supplied the materials and had a Russian seamstress sew it together from the original TV series pattern. I think she charged my 60-70 $. The phaser is a cheesey playmates toy, I wasnt bringing my high dollar stuf to a convention. I spent months trying to get the right material and color for that dopey shirt they just dont exist anymore. The early seasons of Trek the shirts were velour (Stretch), later nylon.


looks like that woman behind you intends to do just that Mike.....with the vase :lol:

Actually right after this photo was taken, I spun around and stunned her with my phaser. Unknown to me was that I had beamed down to a planet inhabitted by hostile plaster women. :o

So you ended up getting.....plastered :o

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/drunkcob.gif

[Hanomag]

GASP! :o

[bookworm_020]

I always lived by the impression that Shatner does not suffer from a too small ego - despite his mediocre acting skills which set him apart from his more talented colleagues like Nimoy or Stewart.

I believe they based the behaviour of Tim Allen's role in Galaxy Quest on William Shatner. Right down to various ways he treated the fans

[UnderseaLcpl]

Since I have some trekkies (or trekkers, if you prefer) gathered here, I wondered if I might venture a few questions. Yeah, I could probably find the answers myself, but I thought a few might enjoy educating me, instead. Besides, I'm lazy. :D

1) How is it that the crew isn't splattered across the walls every time the ship accelerates and decelerates?

2) From what little I have seen, the ships appear to shake violently when hit. That being the case, why don't they just use high-yield nuclear-tipped solid munitions fired from a railgun or something. The kinetic force from that would do a lot more damage than a phaser, wouldn't it?

3) How is it that they can travel faster than light, and teleport people and stuff, but still miss a ship that's a kilometer long with a weapon that appears to travel at least the speed of light? Was there a 500-year hiatus on targetting-computer technology?

4) On that note, why are the borg such bad shots?

5) I'm having difficulty with the idea of Hanomag as Captain Kirk. Bear in mind, I only watched a few episodes from each of the series, but none of them mentioned a "save" function. Did I just miss it?:D



I know it's just a show (I mean epic show, don't death-grip me) and I don't want to rain on anyone's parade, but I've known some trekkies who enjoyed answering questions of this nature.

Answer or ignore, I'm just an inquisitive idiot:D

[Kapitan_Phillips]

1) How is it that the crew isn't splattered across the walls every time the ship accelerates and decelerates?

2) From what little I have seen, the ships appear to shake violently when hit. That being the case, why don't they just use high-yield nuclear-tipped solid munitions fired from a railgun or something. The kinetic force from that would do a lot more damage than a phaser, wouldn't it?

3) How is it that they can travel faster than light, and teleport people and stuff, but still miss a ship that's a kilometer long with a weapon that appears to travel at least the speed of light? Was there a 500-year hiatus on targetting-computer technology?

4) On that note, why are the borg such bad shots?

5) I'm having difficulty with the idea of Hanomag as Captain Kirk. Bear in mind, I only watched a few episodes from each of the series, but none of them mentioned a "save" function. Did I just miss it?:D


*cracks fingers and gets typing*

1) Every starship has inertial dampeners (http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Inertial_damper), which work to counteract the force of acceleration and deceleration.

2) To quote Andre Burmanis, the show's science consultant: "Well it is the same principle, ultimately. We do see on Star Trek, for example, the ship will get involved in a tussle with a alien and will be fired upon, and the ship shakes. Well, if we have inertial dampers how come the crew is feeling that shake? Presumably the inertial dampers have a certain response time. It’s not instantaneous, so there’s a little bit of a lag and it’s that lag that creates the shake that we momentarily experience when the ship is hit by phaser fire or a photon torpedo or something. " and as far as nuclear tipped missiles go, that'd hardly be as spacey-cool as a phaser. :p

3) Targetting computers or no, the ship still needs to be aligned with a phaser bank or torpedo tube in order to a) get a weapons lock and b) successfully hold the lock long enough for the torpedo or phaser to do maximum damage. Plus, you've got to take into consideration that if the ships could hit every single thing they targetted instantly, it wouldnt be much of a show :88)

4) Because the Borg suck.

5) I hear he wants me as Spock. :88):huh:


Ohh man can you feel the nerdiness up in this thread :smug:

[UnderseaLcpl]

Ohh man can you feel the nerdiness up in this thread :smug:

Nerdiness is good.:yep: I'm an avid Firefly fan. Thanks for the answers, too. :up:

Even though I never got into it, Star Trek can be cool (even if I'd rather see a nuclear s***storm between battlecruisers that are 5km long)


4) Because the Borg suck.


http://i393.photobucket.com/albums/pp14/lcplmaryott/Jeri20Ryan-20Star20Trek.jpg

[Task Force]

Sir the nerd detector is to high, we must leave.:lol:

Press the big red button! SWOOSH

Where the H*** are we.

apparently in front of a mansion.

Whats that sight say out front?

MICROSOFT.:hmm: Whats a microsoft?:lol:

I dont know. (front door of mansion opens)

Hey that guy looks fimilar. whats your name little nerd man.

Bill gates im the guy that makes the computers, and I am the father of the Blue screen of death.

Captian the nerd detector is at 100%, we must LEAVE!!!!

BUZZZZZZZZ, where are we now. It appears to be a... a... a place where everyone is dressed like us, what could it be. (alittle nerd kid walks up)Were at a Star Trek convention. You two look just like Kirk, and Spock.:rotfl:

The moral of this story kids is, Nerds If you cant beat them, join them. (to a degree):yep:

[fatty]

Yes, you must wonder why throughout all of their battles with the Borg they never decided to replicate some shotguns or mount some 5" cannons on their ships.

[Kapitan_Phillips]

...

Your entire post made me immediately think of those text adventures I used to play :lol:

>You are standing infront of a mansion. The front door is to the north. Exits are southwest and southeast.

A Bill Gates is here.

>Stab Bill Gates

>I'm afraid I dont understand.

>Kill Bill Gates

>I'm afraid I dont understand.

>Punch Bill Gates

>I'm afraid I dont understand.

>Run Vista

>No.

>Exit Program

>It looks like you're writing a letter. Would you like some help?

>EXITEXITEXITEXIT

:p

[Task Force]

Ha Ha.:rotfl:
I wonder what happens when Bill gates gets a Blue screen of death.:p :lol:

[Task Force]

THE TRANSFORMATION IS COMPLETE!!!!!:rotfl:

Kapitan Phillips changed his old Sig pic from the football one to spock saying "wait.... What"

[JALU3]

I've been a Star Trek fan since Encounter at Farpoint Station. I have watched several TOS episodes, and find them interesting, but I would say I am a fan of TMP era on ... everything before that I enjoy but wouldn't say I am a fan of.
I think it's obvious based on the quote that my favorite series is DS9. Furthermore, my favorite captain is Benjamin Sisko (http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Benjamin_Sisko), my favorite character so far has been SCPO O'Brien (http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Miles_O%27Brien), and my favorite Starship Class is the Akira (http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Akira_class).

[Blacklight]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2ZIeXOHdpE

Kirk: Spock ! What...are..youdoing ?

Spock: Why I'm singing captain.

Kirk: No ! You're not !!!

Kirk: You're sucking !

[Blacklight]

These Star Trek fan movies are actually pretty cool (The actors are um... not). They really put a lot into the sets and they also actually got some of the original Star Trek cast to star in some of their episodes. You can download all the episodes here.

http://www.startreknewvoyages.com/episodes.html

[Dowly]

NA-NA-NAAA! :cool:
http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee274/Finnish_Ferret/Londo.jpg

[Task Force]

lol.:lol: dowly has offended every Sci-Fi fan for 100 miles from his house.:lol:

[Dowly]

lol.:lol: dowly has offended every Sci-Fi fan for 100 miles from his house.:lol:

If they're trekkies, good! :smug:

[Task Force]

Hmmmmm, Dont forget to lock your doors tonight. They are probably stalking you right not.:lol:

[Dowly]

Hmmmmm, Dont forget to lock your doors tonight. They are probably stalking you right not.:lol:

Aslong as nobody tells them that phasers dont actually work, I think I'm going to be ok. :hmm:

[Task Force]

:rotfl: Dowly, why do you have a phaser.:rotfl:

[Dowly]

I has no phaser... my.. umm... friend... yes.. my friend has one. :yep:

[Oberon]

I've been a Star Trek fan since Encounter at Farpoint Station. I have watched several TOS episodes, and find them interesting, but I would say I am a fan of TMP era on ... everything before that I enjoy but wouldn't say I am a fan of.
I think it's obvious based on the quote that my favorite series is DS9. Furthermore, my favorite captain is Benjamin Sisko (http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Benjamin_Sisko), my favorite character so far has been SCPO O'Brien (http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Miles_O%27Brien), and my favorite Starship Class is the Akira (http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Akira_class).

:rock:

"That's why you came to me, isn't it captain? Because you knew I could do those things that you weren't capable of doing. Well, it worked. And you'll get what you wanted: a war between the Romulans and the Dominion. And if your conscience is bothering you, you should soothe it with the knowledge that you may have just saved the entire Alpha Quadrant, and all it cost was the life of one Romulan senator, one criminal... and the self-respect of one Starfleet officer. I don't know about you, but I'd call that a bargain."

[Kapitan_Phillips]

I has no phaser... my.. umm... friend... yes.. my friend has one. :yep:

Dowly has phaser-envy :88):rotfl:

[Blacklight]

My life would be nothing without Star Trek, Dr Who, Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles, and Firefly ! :yep:

Oh... and my graphic novel collection ! :up:

[Jimbuna]

I has no phaser... my.. umm... friend... yes.. my friend has one. :yep:

Are you sure you didn't mean 'Taser' :lol:

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/1859/taserst2006468x342wr1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)