Chess - Fatty & Baggy

[baggygreen]

Ok fatty, another lamb to the slaughter :D

White 1. d2-d4

Go easy on me mate, plenty of vaso!:oops:

[fatty]

1. d2-d4 d7-d5

Cheers and good luck! :know:

[baggygreen]

d7-d5, 2. e2-e3

I can't wait for the lambasting from Lance and sky... I know it is coming, and sooner than later!!!:lol:

[Skybird]

Ooch... why painting the devil onto the wall when he is already here? :smug:

[UnderseaLcpl]

d7-d5, 2. e2-e3

I can't wait for the lambasting from Lance and sky... I know it is coming, and sooner than later!!!:lol:


You won't get any lambasting from me. Fatty wiped the floor with me last game, so I'll just offer some friendly encouragement. ;) :D

[Tchocky]

This is, hands-down, the greatest thread title I've seen.

[fatty]

2. e2-e3 Ng8-f6

[porphy]

This is, hands-down, the greatest thread title I've seen.

It's certainly apt for a heavy weight championship in chess, or is it wrestling? :)

cheers Porphy

[baggygreen]

Ng8-f6 3. Nb1-c3

Tchock, do you reckon baggy & fatty might've had a better ring to it?? Must admit, I put fatty up front because he'll be wiping the floor with me... Meh, either combo is just bloody awesome isnt it!!:lol:

I'd hope it isnt wrestling porphy, i'd be in all sorts of trouble mate! I'll have to try and link a pic of me some time, I havent got one in the profile thread yet. Then you'll see why i hops its not wrestling!!:rotfl:

[Skybird]

http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/8251/pos9kx5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[fatty]

3. Nb1-c3 Nb8-c6

[baggygreen]

3. Nb1-c3 Nb8-c6
4. g2-g3

[fatty]

4. g2-g3 e7-e6

[baggygreen]

4. g2-g3 e7-e6
5. Ng1-e2

edit f2 should have been e2, love typos :)

[fatty]

5. Ng1-e2 Bf8-d6

[baggygreen]

5. Ng1-e2 Bf8-d6
6. Bf1-g2

[fatty]

6. Bf1-g2 O-O

[baggygreen]

6. Bf1-g2 O-O
7. Ne2-f4

[fatty]

Hmmm, dang.

7. Ne2-f4 Nc6-e7

[baggygreen]

was that a retreat or a strategic withdrawal?:lol:

Unfortunately I'm opting for the latter, this next move needs to be looked at carefully.:know:

[fatty]

That would be prominent officials in the fatty administration admitting that we are involved in an unwinnable war in d5 :)

[baggygreen]

:D

7. Ne2-f4 Nc6-e7
8. a2-a3

[fatty]

8. a2-a3 c7-c5

[baggygreen]

8. a2-a3 c7-c5
9. b2-b4

[fatty]

9. b2-b4 c5xb4

[baggygreen]

9. b2-b4 c5xb4
10. a3xb4

Not much choice in the matter there:shifty:

[fatty]

10. a3xb4 Bd6xb4

[baggygreen]

10. a3xb4 Bd6xb4
11. Qd1-d2

[fatty]

11. Qd1-d2 Nf6-e4

[baggygreen]

11. Qd1-d2 Nf6-e4
12. Qd2-d3


Thats one mistake I never seem to learn from, made the same mistake a few days ago vs the PC. I like to think i figured out a way to fix it up though :)

[fatty]

12. Qd2-d3 Bb4xc3+

No worries, up until about a month ago I had never even heard of a pin ;)

[baggygreen]

12. Qd2-d3 Bb4xc3+
13. Ke1-e2

now to see if i can save a bit of the situation

[fatty]

13. Ke1-e2 Bc3xa1

[baggygreen]

13. Ke1-e2 Bc3xa1
14. f2-f3

[fatty]

14. f2-f3 Ne4-c3+

That's it for me for tonight, I'm headed to bed, should be back around in about 12 hours!

[fatty]

After 14:

http://jmgillis.com/chess.jpg

[baggygreen]

14. f2-f3 Ne4-c3+
15. Ke2-d2

Have a good rest mate, I'll be around as much as possible over the weekend =)

[Skybird]

Speedchess, eh? :lol:

[baggygreen]

heheh

I don't know about fatty, but I was tearing my hair out bored at work, so I was sitting there trying to predict his next moves, etc. Most effort I put into any game!

Then I got caught up in my own plans, neglected my flank a little too much while building up for an attack, and ouch, there goes my knight and rook.

god fun though, I haven't played a real person in more than 10 years!

[fatty]

15. Ke2-d2 Bc8-d7

[fatty]

Where has my baggy gone :cry:

[Skybird]

Where has my baggy gone :cry:
:lol:

[baggygreen]

Sorry mate!

I had a heavy weekend of pre-marriage counselling courses. good fun!:yep: :up: ..... aww who am I kidding:dead:

Anyways, I'm back at work now so on with the game!

15. Ke2-d2 Bc8-d7
18. Bc1-a3

[fatty]

Geez, they start you early ;) Nah, no problem, just been a dull weekend for me.

16. Bc1-a3 Bd7-b5

So long your majesty :cry:

[baggygreen]

16. Bc1-a3 Bd7-b5
17. Rh1xa1

Its not really a case of starting early, its more a case of time - i have no weekends for 7 months of the year now, and we don't wanna leave it too late!

[fatty]

17. Rh1xa1 Bb5xd3

I figured as much, just teasing :p

[baggygreen]

byebye queenie!

I'll pop up another move as soon as i get all the pieces into position on my screen.

[baggygreen]

17. Rh1xa1 Bb5xd3
18. Nf4xd3

[fatty]

18. Nf4xd3 Qd8-a5

[baggygreen]

18. Nf4xd3 Qd8-a5
19. Nd3-c5

[fatty]

19. Nd3-c5 Nc3-a2+

[baggygreen]

19. Nd3-c5 Nc3-a2+
20. c2-c3

Damn, I'd say with your next move or 2 the game is all but over!

[fatty]

20. c2-c3 Qa5xc3+

[baggygreen]

20. c2-c3 Qa5xc3+
21. Kd2-e2

[fatty]

21. Kd2-e2 Qc3xa1

[baggygreen]

21. Kd2-e2 Qc3xa1
22. Ke2-f2

[fatty]

22. Ke2-f2 Na2-c3

[Skybird]

22 moves - for the standards of this forum this qualifies for a long match. Will you two please come to an end, then? :D

[baggygreen]

22. Ke2-f2 Na2-c3
23. Bg2-f1

Whats the chances of a status picture going up? I haven't got any programs installed at work and so can't post an image?

[Skybird]

Oh, I thought Fatty would take care of it. I followed the match on my mind-board only and did not log the match anymore when he posted his first diagram.

If he fails in his next move to provide a diagram, I'll log it in again, but for the moment I am lazy.

[fatty]

Give me about two hours to get home and I will throw up a new pic (properly oriented this time!)

[baggygreen]

No worries mate - and hey, looking at it from your perspective was something I can't do from work, very useful :p

[fatty]

23. Bg2-f1 Qa1xa3

After 23:

http://jmgillis.com/chess2.jpg

[baggygreen]

23. Bg2-f1 Qa1xa3
24. Nc5xb7

Thanks fatty!:up:

[fatty]

24. Nc5xb7 Ra8-b8

No problem :)

[baggygreen]

24. Nc5xb7 Ra8-b8
25. Nb7-c5

And so endeth that little excursion with my knight:lol:

[fatty]

25. Nb7-c5 Rb8-b2+

[baggygreen]

I was about to say its mate in 2 more moves, but then i saw a way of prolonging the agony:lol:

oh well, fight to the last ;)


25. Nb7-c5 Rb8-b2+
26. Kf2-g1

[fatty]

26. Kf2-g1 Rb2-b1

You're a tenacious little monkey

[baggygreen]

26. Kf2-g1 Rb2-b1
27. Nc5-d3

Tenacious, maybe, monkey, certainly! :lol: cue another jimbuna gif

[fatty]

27. Nc5-d3 Nc3-e2+

(forgot the +)

[baggygreen]

27. Nc5-d3 Nc3-e2+
28. Kg1-g2

[fatty]

28. Kg1-g2 Qa3xd3

[baggygreen]

28. Kg1-g2 Qa3xd3
29. Kg2-f2

:smug:

[fatty]

29. Kg2-f2 Qd3-d1

[baggygreen]

29. Kg2-f2 Qd3-d1
30. e3-e4

Edit - blast and damn, I just missed a golden opportunity - well, a golden opportunity for one in my position anyways.
double edit - no i didnt.

[fatty]

30. e3-e4 Qd1-e1+

[baggygreen]

30. e3-e4 Qd1-e1+
31. Kf2-e3

byebye your bishopness

[fatty]

31. Kf2-e3 Rb1-b3#
0-1

Good game baggy! You hung in right through until the bitter end!

[baggygreen]

Many thanks fatty! Well played!

Nice to be spanked by a person for once, rather than a computer!:up:

[Skybird]

Nice to be spanked by a person for once, rather than a computer!:up:

SM-chess! I always felt there is a deeper, mutually depending relation between two chess players. C'mon - two adult people sitting like frozen at a table for five hours and not saying a single word...!?