Train stops railway sex

[Von Tonner]

Yes, Yes , Yeeeeeees!!!!! I felt the earth move ..........

The couple had ignored warning hoots from the goods train that hit them while they were having sex on the railway line on September 19.
http://www.news24.com/News24/South_Africa/News/0,,2-7-1442_2404127,00.html

[Schroeder]

Best place to do that....:roll:

[SteamWake]

Definatly not 'safe sex'

[Task Force]

Woah, why would they do that on the railway tracks, I mean there are realy heavy things moveing realy fast with wheels that run on those things.:yep: :lol:

[Skybird]

As much stopped as "stopped" can be... :lol:

I only know this phenomenon from deer in autumn crossing roads not looking left or right...

Maybe worth a Darwin Award?

[Task Force]

Wouldnt the rails, rocks be a discourager.:yep: I guess they didnt know about bedrooms.;)

[Sailor Steve]

No, no, no! When they said "It's better on a train" they meant on board the train!

[Task Force]

I dont know about that. Trains have a habit of rocking.;)

[Sailor Steve]

That's the point.:sunny:

[Task Force]

Are you trying to tells something SS.:rotfl:Is this kind of like the bathtub thing.

[Sailor Steve]

Nah, never even been on a train, except the local commuter rail. I got it from a James Bond book.

[Task Force]

OOOOOOOOOOah, now I see.;)

[Sailor Steve]

Of course I would take that with a grain of salt. Ian Fleming also said you can spot gay men because they can't whistle.

[nikimcbee]

Of course I would take that with a grain of salt. Ian Fleming also said you can spot gay men because they can't whistle.

I never knew that. :hmm: That sounds like a gov't study....

My favorite one: women can't touch their elbows together behind their backs.:hmm:

[Oberon]

Of course I would take that with a grain of salt. Ian Fleming also said you can spot gay men because they can't whistle.

:hmm:
Has QI made it to the states already?

[Task Force]

Ill be looking out for those people who cant whistle.:yep:

[CCIP]

I can't touch my elbows together behind my back OR whistle.

Does that mean I'm actually a lesbian? :o:o:o








well, actually I CAN whistle. Just not very well :roll:

[Task Force]

Or you a woman.:lol:

[SteamWake]

Its a known fact that men are actually lesbians trapped in a mans body :rotfl:

[Task Force]

:huh: :huh: :huh: Hese got a point, we men (most of us) like woman.:lol: :lol: :lol:

So women are gay like men who like men?

[Sailor Steve]

No, that's just what you say to the lesbian when you hit on her. "I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body."

[Jimbuna]

My number one sexual fantasy actually came true this weekend - to go to bed with two lesbians!

Now my number one sexual fantasy is to go to bed with two lesbians who actually look like women. :doh:

[Task Force]

You did what!:huh:

[SUBMAN1]

It's a game i bet! Its a game to see if you can have a quicky before the train comes! I could make a few jokes out of this story! :rotfl:

-S

[Task Force]

It's a game i bet! Its a game to see if you can have a quicky before the train comes! I could make a few jokes out of this story! :rotfl:

-S

Oooooh tell them.:lol:

[Frame57]

This has always baffled me with regards to the "butchy" types of lesbians. They clearly do not like men, but go out of their way to like them??? What am I missing here?:hmm:

[Task Force]

I guess just in case they go stright, they have some idea of who they are gona go after.:-?

[Jimbuna]

This has always baffled me with regards to the "butchy" types of lesbians. They clearly do not like men, but go out of their way to like them??? What am I missing here?:hmm:

The 'butchy' one in the partnership is the dominant one...the male in the relationship if you like.

[d@rk51d3]

It's a game i bet! Its a game to see if you can have a quicky before the train comes! I could make a few jokes out of this story! :rotfl:

-S


I guess you could say that the train came first. :hmm: