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CCIP
10-03-08, 10:22 PM
...as seen in this year's Ig Nobel prizes:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7650103.stm

I laughed out loud at the chemistry one :rotfl:

UnderseaLcpl
10-03-08, 11:18 PM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
I love it!

I'm currently researching the theory that research causes cancer in lab rats. :D

August
10-03-08, 11:40 PM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
I love it!

I'm currently researching the theory that research causes cancer in lab rats. :D

Figure out a way to tie it to global warming or teenage pregnancies and you might be able to get some grant money...

Digital_Trucker
10-04-08, 09:52 AM
What? Global warming causes teenage pregnancies?:rotfl:

Wait, I'm on to something.

The warmer it gets, the less clothes we wear.
The less clothes we wear, ............
well, you get the picture

Sailor Steve
10-04-08, 09:55 AM
Don't be stupid - cancerous teenaged lab rats cause global warming. Give me the money and I'll prove it.

Task Force
10-04-08, 10:18 AM
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Here ya go sailor steve. Heres your money.:rotfl:

Sailor Steve
10-04-08, 10:21 AM
Cancerous teenaged lab rats cause global warming.

There's your proof.

Digital_Trucker
10-04-08, 12:06 PM
Cancerous teenaged lab rats cause global warming.

There's your proof.
And we know it's true because it was determined in a $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ study.:know:

nikimcbee
10-04-08, 01:08 PM
Now my thesis is that hurricanes cause subsim moderator/owners to change their avatars to bazaar pictures, which in turn causes the tire pressure in square wheels to drop. and it's for the children.

Okay where's the money.

Sailor Steve
10-04-08, 10:55 PM
Cancerous teenaged lab rats cause global warming.

There's your proof.
And we know it's true because it was determined in a $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ study.:know:
Don't let that fool you. I did serious research. I can even cite my sources:
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=959568&postcount=7

See?

Task Force
10-04-08, 11:02 PM
Great source so trustworthy, the new encylopedia sailor steve version. ( rats dont even live to be 13 years old).:rotfl:

Sailor Steve
10-04-08, 11:56 PM
Are you sure? I can do another study. Of course I'll need more money.

Task Force
10-05-08, 12:11 AM
Give the man some money. I got some out of jimbunas wallet... that was just laying there... on the tabel... not in his pocket... open. What I didnt do anything.:huh:

Stealth Hunter
10-05-08, 12:13 AM
:roll:

Task Force
10-05-08, 12:18 AM
Which one of us are you :roll: at.:rotfl:

Sailor Steve
10-05-08, 03:56 AM
I'm thinking that would likely be all of us.

Oh, and I just discovered a major flaw in my research: I was supposed to be examining cancerous pregnant teenaged lab rats. My conclusions are invalid. I'll have to start all over again.









There. Done.

It's even worse than I thought. Cancerous pregnant teenaged lab rats are responsible for global warming and Steed's mysterious disappearance.

As well as the fact that McBee is a talking dog.

Or else the world's ugliest human.

Task Force
10-05-08, 01:14 PM
Im still thinking the one about Mc Bee. I pretty sure that a dogs vocal cords arnt able to produce words. Maby he only knows how to type.:yep: :know:

Sailor Steve
10-05-08, 01:48 PM
No, I've met him. He knows lots of words. Not too many worth hearing, and not very coherent, but he can definitely say 'em.

Or maybe that was his pet human. I'll be sure to ask him at the meet.

Just hope Neal can keep him from sniffing my butt this time.