Hip Hip Hurray!

[Dowly]

It's Bernard's 3rd birthday today. For his honor, I've granted him a 2 day leave, so dont come blaming him if you get yerself killed today or tomorrow! :p

Happy Birthday! :()1:

[Red Heat]

Happy Birthday! :lol:

[kylania]

\o/ Happy Birthday! :p:up:

[meduza]

Happy Birthday!

I'll try to sneak out of the port while Bernard is having his party. ;)

[Pisces]

Happy Birthday B.


p.s. Nobody touch that cake! It's booby-trapped. One blow and ... :/\\x:

[FIREWALL]

happy B-day :()1:

[Task Force]

Its bernards birthday.:huh: Better watch out while in base.

[Tango589]

Three cheers for Bernard!!:up:
Now, quick, run to the boats and set sail while he is blowing out the candles on his cake!

BTW. Bernard look very grown up considering he is only 3.:huh: When I was 3 I was still in play-school.:p

[Task Force]

When I was three I wasnt even in school.:rotfl:

[Dowly]

Three cheers for Bernard!!:up:
Now, quick, run to the boats and set sail while he is blowing out the candles on his cake!

BTW. Bernard look very grown up considering he is only 3.:huh: When I was 3 I was still in play-school.:p

He's really 27. I though he was dead when I accidentally dropped him when we got home back when he was born... he obviously survived by licking the bacteria from the basement floor then on one day he came up when I was having my breakfast. ******* cereals were coming from every hole in my body when I saw him waving at me from the kitchen door with his usualy stupid look on his face. Anyways, this marks the 3rd birthday of reborn Bernard... :-?

(Was unwanted child anyways.. why you think I enlisted him to the WWII's Ubootwaffe other than to get rid of the fecka?! :p)

[_Seth_]

Well, Blimey!! Our old f#@%¤#"%" crewmate is having his 3 (27!) birthday! Congrats, you rotten scallywag! :lol::lol:

[Brag]

Tomorrow's Balz edition will be dedicated to Bernard! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Rhodes]

3 years already with good old Bernard, damn, sometimes it feels like 3000 years...

Happy Birthday! http://gigasmilies.googlepages.com/36.gif

[bookworm_020]

Onya Bernad! I don't know who I would have blamed if you hadn't been around!:D

[U-46 Commander]

Happy Birthday! Now will someone please get him his own boat for his present?!;)

[Dowly]

Happy Birthday! Now will someone please get him his own boat for his present?!;)

He's still happily sailing in his KMS F.H.D.S.O.
http://img467.imageshack.us/img467/7633/bernardnewboat7zs.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Happy Birthday Bernard

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/5862/birthdaycrazylr8.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[Myxale]

Lol time really zipped past! :rock: Happy b-day Bern.:arrgh!:

[Kipparikalle]

Hassua miten suomalaisten pienet päähänpistokset aiheuttavat näinkin pitkäaikaisia luomuksia, jotka ovat pysyäkseen kaikkien ihmeteltämänä ja muistettavana.


Heh, tuskinpa kukaan olisi uskonut tästä tulevan näinkin pitkäainainen, subsimin oma rakastettu "meme"

Mutta maailma on outo, ja oikutkin sen mukaiset.


Hyvää syntymäpäivää Bernard, vanha kuoma, tuoppi toilailullesi!

[Brag]

Happy birthday everyone! Bernard is us. :rotfl: :roll: :sunny: :huh: :cool: :down: :damn:

[Dowly]

Hassua miten suomalaisten pienet päähänpistokset aiheuttavat näinkin pitkäaikaisia luomuksia, jotka ovat pysyäkseen kaikkien ihmeteltämänä ja muistettavana.


Heh, tuskinpa kukaan olisi uskonut tästä tulevan näinkin pitkäainainen, subsimin oma rakastettu "meme"

Mutta maailma on outo, ja oikutkin sen mukaiset.


Hyvää syntymäpäivää Bernard, vanha kuoma, tuoppi toilailullesi!

Sanoppa muuta! :rotfl: Maailmassa monta on ihmeellistä asiaa? :p

Jahas, josko sitä koittais saada unen päästä taas kiinni kun tuli ihan pari minuuttia sitten herättyä sohvalta kaameessa krapulassa. Ei hyvä. :nope:

[Kipparikalle]

Mahtoi olla rankka biletys Bernardin kunniaksi vai? ;)

[HunterICX]

Dowly,

Te hassu humalassa fretti :rotfl:

HunterICX

[Kipparikalle]

Failaat kyl tuossa suomen haastelemises Hunter


You lack the skills of speaking finnish, mission failed.

To translate what you just said in finnish:

"You funny in drunken fretti"

Instead of putting word "te" you should have put "Olette" (You are)
Now add a dot after the word "humalassa" (drunken) and there you go, its perfect.

"Olette hassu humalassa, fretti"

Althought I don't know anyone called "Fretti"

[HunterICX]

Perkele!:damn:

stupid dictionaries,

when I look for the word Ferret (his title) it gave me ''Fretti''

HunterICX

[Pisces]

I swear I saw Bernard playing with the Enigma machine just now. Latest messages made no sense whatsoever. :damn: Who gave him that birthday-privilege?


Everybody! ... BURN YOUR CODEBOOKS!

[Kptlt. Neuerburg]

Fdu Order 532:
To Commander of U-52 patrolling off US coast. Surface at nearest American port at dusk and put Bernard into a dingy with the following items 1 regulation birthday cake, 3 regulation candles, 1 bottle of Becks. Set him afloat and dive and head east. Hopefully the Americans will think he is a tratior to the Keigsmarine and place him in a POW camp.

Signed,
Adolf


P.S. Happy Freaking Birthday Bernard!!!

[Task Force]

He is back, last night which was not realy last night because its 2:25am here I had 2 perfectly fine torpedos be duds right when I was in perfect attacking position on a armed freighter.:smug: (Still sunk it though it took quite some time)

[Dowly]

Mahtoi olla rankka biletys Bernardin kunniaksi vai? ;)

Totuttuun tapaan koko viikonloppu, mutta löyty sieltä tyttö mukaan vietäväks niin ei kuitenkaan pelkästään rahojen juomiseks menny (tai.. no... sit juotiin kahdestaan MINUN rahoja! :rotfl:).

@Hunter

ROFL! You just wont give up dont you? Like I said, forget the dictionaries, finnish's too complex language for them. ;)

[Task Force]

Could someone tell me what the h*** they are saying.:hmm:

[Sailor Steve]

Sure!

Hunter ICX said "Te hassu humalassa fretti"

And then Kipparikalle said "Failaat kyl tuossa suomen haastelemises Hunter"

And then Dowly said "Totuttuun tapaan koko viikonloppu, mutta löyty sieltä tyttö mukaan vietäväks niin ei kuitenkaan pelkästään rahojen juomiseks menny (tai.. no... sit juotiin kahdestaan MINUN rahoja! :rotfl:)."

Any other questions?:sunny:

[Kipparikalle]

Sure!

Hunter ICX said "Te hassu humalassa fretti"

And then Kipparikalle said "Failaat kyl tuossa suomen haastelemises Hunter"

And then Dowly said "Totuttuun tapaan koko viikonloppu, mutta löyty sieltä tyttö mukaan vietäväks niin ei kuitenkaan pelkästään rahojen juomiseks menny (tai.. no... sit juotiin kahdestaan MINUN rahoja! :rotfl:)."

Any other questions?:sunny:

Lol'd


Mikään ei ole hauskempaa kuin ulkomaalaisten hämmentäminen ;)

[Dowly]

Sure!

Hunter ICX said "Te hassu humalassa fretti"

And then Kipparikalle said "Failaat kyl tuossa suomen haastelemises Hunter"

And then Dowly said "Totuttuun tapaan koko viikonloppu, mutta löyty sieltä tyttö mukaan vietäväks niin ei kuitenkaan pelkästään rahojen juomiseks menny (tai.. no... sit juotiin kahdestaan MINUN rahoja! :rotfl:)."

Any other questions?:sunny:
Lol'd


Mikään ei ole hauskempaa kuin ulkomaalaisten hämmentäminen ;)

Mukavasti piristää päivää. :p

[meduza]

Mikään ei ole hauskempaa kuin ulkomaalaisten hämmentäminen ;) I agree, it's fun. That's why we should all start speaking in our own languages. :lol:

Evo, ja ću početi govoriti samo na svom jeziku, barem u ovoj temi. Nadam se da će moj primjer slijediti i drugi.
To će uvelike doprinijeti multikulturalnosti na ovom forumu, i omogučiti nam da spoznamo razlike među ljudima širom svijeta, a sa kojima dijelimo istu strast prema podmornicama i podmorničkom ratu. Ne dopustimo da nas razdvajaju jezične barijere. Činjenica da nitko nikoga neće razumijeti, u ovom je slučaju manje bitna!

Lijep pozdrav!
:D

[Kipparikalle]

Problem je da malo zna jezik koristimo, drug.
Ali možda samo spomenuti jer ljudi zajednički jezik, engleski

Ja požaliti siromaha Hrvatski govorna vještina



It was fun as long as it lasted

[meduza]

Sinun Kroatian ei ole täydellinen, mutta se on ymmärrettävää. Toivon, että voitte sanoa samaa olen suomalainen. :D

[Task Force]

Im speaking my own language.:smug: Anyone know of a good transilator for all this stuff.

[Sailor Steve]

I don't. My joke at you was based on an old Three Stooges skit:

After hearing a bunch of Morse Code, Moe says "Does anybody understand that?"

Curly replies "Sure, it said didit-di-dah-dit didi-dah-dah-dit didah-dit didit dididah-dit didit!"

[meduza]

Im speaking my own language.:smug: Anyone know of a good transilator for all this stuff. You can try Google Translate (http://translate.google.com/translate_t?hl=en), but don't expect miracles.

BTW, what language are you speaking? It sounds like English, but some of your words, like "transilator", are not familiar to me... :lol: :rotfl:

[Task Force]

Im speaking my own language.:smug: Anyone know of a good transilator for all this stuff. You can try Google Translate (http://translate.google.com/translate_t?hl=en), but don't expect miracles.

BTW, what language are you speaking? It sounds like English, but some of your words, like "transilator", are not familiar to me... :lol: :rotfl:

Oah thats the language we speed In TaskForce land.;) It is called lindlish.

[Sailor Steve]

[quote=meduza]Oah thats the language we speed In TaskForce land.;) It is called lindlish.
Well, if you didn't speed your language it might be more intelligibubble.:rotfl:

[meduza]

Im speaking my own language.:smug: Anyone know of a good transilator for all this stuff. You can try Google Translate (http://translate.google.com/translate_t?hl=en), but don't expect miracles.

BTW, what language are you speaking? It sounds like English, but some of your words, like "transilator", are not familiar to me... :lol: :rotfl:
Oah thats the language we speed In TaskForce land.;) It is called lindlish. :lol:
Yes, I'm familiar with that language, and I would probably speak it more often if I don't use the spell checker. :lol:

Speaking of the language, I have a question for the English speaking people: how does the posts from us whose native language is not English, look to you? Can you immidietely recognize a "foreigner"?
Do you sometimes find our sentences funny? :lol:

[Dowly]

Speaking of the language, I have a question for the English speaking people: how does the posts from us whose native language is not English, look to you? Can you immidietely recognize a "foreigner"?
Do you sometimes find our sentences funny? :lol:

Good question. :hmm:

[kylania]

Speaking of the language, I have a question for the English speaking people: how does the posts from us whose native language is not English, look to you? Can you immidietely recognize a "foreigner"?
Do you sometimes find our sentences funny? :lol:

Quite often, unless it's severely broken English, I don't usually notice anything funny. Heck, one time I saw a guy on a forum who's English was so horrible that I was sure that English was his 7th langage or something crazy. He was from New York. :P

Taking your question as an example, it was only after reading your message three times that I noticed that you typed "how does the posts" rather than "how do the posts". :) Even that though, could simply be a typo from a native speaker. Being on the internet so long though, I often don't even notice major typos anymore!

[meduza]

Quite often, unless it's severely broken English, I don't usually notice anything funny. Heck, one time I saw a guy on a forum who's English was so horrible that I was sure that English was his 7th langage or something crazy. He was from New York. :P
:lol:
Taking your question as an example, it was only after reading your message three times that I noticed that you typed "how does the posts" rather than "how do the posts". :)
Ah, yes, I guess I answered to my own question. :rotfl:Although I do know when to use do and does, I often tend to mix them up.

[Jimbuna]

What amazes me is how good some 'foreigners' understanding?command of English is.

I think us Brits are often amongst the laziest in the world when it comes to second languages.

[meduza]

I think us Brits are often amongst the laziest in the world when it comes to second languages.
I wouldn't blame it on the laziness, but rather on a historical fluke. If Naploeon didn't blew it at Waterloo, we would all speak fluent French. Including Brits. :lol:

I'm kidding, of course. The truth is that you do not need to speak a second language, and most of us do. Because English established itself as an "unofficially official" language of the world, the one that doesn't speak it, is deprived from most sources of information, cannot communicate with people outside his ethnic group, etc.

Besides, how would one play SH3 if he/she doesn't speak English (or German or French)? :lol:

[peabody]

Heck, one time I saw a guy on a forum who's English was so horrible that I was sure that English was his 7th langage or something crazy. He was from New York. :P


If he was from New York City, English may very well be his 7th language.:rotfl:.

Peabody

[nikimcbee]

The only words I know in finnish are Perkele, ferrets, and vodka. And vodka isn't even a finnish word!:rotfl:

[Kipparikalle]

The only words I know in finnish are Perkele, ferrets, and vodka. And vodka isn't even a finnish word!:rotfl: Ferrets isn't a finnish word, silly.

Kastettakoon öljyssä ja kieritettäköön höyhenissä

[Jimbuna]

The only words I know in finnish are Perkele, ferrets, and vodka. And vodka isn't even a finnish word!:rotfl: Ferrets isn't a finnish word, silly.

Kastettakoon öljyssä ja kieritettäköön höyhenissä

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