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09-16-08, 08:34 AM
Are man this was funny. :lol:
FROM THE MINISTRE DE LA ROSSA RGB CONSTRUCTION.
ATTN: CEO
I AM SORRY TO ENCROACH INTO YOUR PRIVACY IN THIS MANNERBUT I HAVE TO DO SO; MEANWHILE I AM CONTACTING YOU FOR THE SECOND TIME SINCE YOU DID NOT RESPOND IN MY FIRST EMAIL SENT TO YOU WHICH I WAS NOT HAPPY ABOUT YOUR RUDEY ATTITUDE BUT I GOOD MAN WAY GIVE YOU AGO AGGAIN.
I AM INTERESTED IN THE PARTNERSHIP INVESTMENT PROGRAM WITH YOUR CORPORATION AND SEEK TO BECOM YOUR NEW FRENDLY BOSS OR SUPERMAN.
FIRST PERMIT ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF AS (MINISTER; MELO IHECK MANDO DILDO IBRAHIM.) MINISTRE DE LA CONSTRUCTION OF WESTERN AFRICANA SAHARA STATE IN THE DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC (A TINY ISLAND DESERT).BEING THE EXECUTIVE MINISTER OF MY STATE AND HOME OF MY SEXXX WIFE WHO WOULD WANT TO MEAT YOU..
I AWARDED THE CONTRACT OF IRRIGATION TO PORTUGUESE FIRM WORTHY SEVERAL MILLIONS OF FRANCO DOLLARS.
IN THE EXECUTION OF THAT PROJECT THE (PORTUGUESE FIRM) DISCOVERED LARGE AMOUNT OF GOLD IN ONE OF THE CONTRACT SITE WITCH WAS TO BE A GOOD DAY FIND FOUR MEE.
I COLLABORATED WITH THE PORTUGUESE FIRM ON A MUTUAL AGREEMENT ON THE PROCEED OF WHICH I HAVE RECEIVED MY SHARE OF 25.8 MUSD.
AS THE MINISTER, I CANNOT INTRODUCE OR CIRCULATE THESE FUNDS INTO THE WESTERN AMERICAN SAHARA BANKING SYSTEM CONSIDERING MY PROVISIONAL DUTY AND THE CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I EARN LESS THAN 110,000’000 US $ DOLLARS MONTHLY COUPLED WITH THE BUREAU OF CONDUCT GUID LINES AND REGULATIONS FOR PUBLIC CIVIL SERVANTS LICK I SO I TOOK STEPS TO MAIL YOU MY GOOD FRIEND AND NOW WITH MY HEART I OFTER YOU THIS IN NO VESTIMO.
THE ABOVE SITUATION PROMPTED MY DECISION TO SOLICIT YOUR CO-OPERATION TO TAKE DELIVERY OF THIS FUNDS INTO YOUR CUSTODY AS YOU ARE A GREAT MAN WITH POWER OVER OTHERS FOR MY PROPOSED INVESTMENT, AS YOU WILL BE ADEQUATELY COMPENSATED WITH $ 7.500,000 MILLIONS WHICH IS THE 30% OF THE TOTAL FUNDS. THIS IS THE FIRST OF THREE GROUP PAYMONTS TO GOOD YOU.
I WILL ARRANGE ALL NECESSARY PROCEDURES IN ENSURING A SMOOTH PROCESS FOR THE FUNDS TO GET TO YOU AND YOUR LOVLY WIFE I MET LAST YEARAT THE BRITISH EMBASSY LAST MAY.
I WILL APPRECIATE YOU CONTACT ME ONCE YOU RECEIVE THIS FAX VIA MY SATELLITE PHONE AND TELESAT COMPANY ABOVE INDICATING YOUR CAPABILITY AND WILLINGNESS TO ENABLE ME TO GIVE YOU MORE DETAILS OF MY MODUS OPERANDI OF GETTING THIS MONEY TO YOU HITCH FREE AND NO SOCK CHARGE TO YOU MY FREIND.
THIS MATTER REQUIRES YOUR URGENT ATTENTION AND CONFIDENTIALITY I HOPE YOU MY GOOD FRIEND WLL TAKE THHE STEPS TO A BLIGHTER FUTURE WITH ME ON THIS WONDERFUL OPATUDING WHATEVER YOUR DECISION.
YOUR SHOULD CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY YOU FINISH READING THIS LETTER WITH THE INFORMATION BELOW.
1) YOUR HOME AND OFFICE ADDRESS....
2) YOUR OCCUPATION ............
3) YOUR AGE............
4) YOUR PRIVET TELEPHONE NUMBER...........
5) YOUR NATIONALITY................
IF INSTERETED OR NOT PLEASE CONTACT ME WITH THIS E-MAIL ADDRESS
PSS: MY GOOD FRIEND I WOULD LIKE TO ARRNGE WITH MY BODYGOOD TO CARRY OUT SECRET TRANSASTION OF YOUR BANK DETAILS WHICH ARE SAFE WITH ME.
FROM THE MINISTRE DE LA ROSSA RGB CONSTRUCTION.
ATTN: CEO
I AM SORRY TO ENCROACH INTO YOUR PRIVACY IN THIS MANNERBUT I HAVE TO DO SO; MEANWHILE I AM CONTACTING YOU FOR THE SECOND TIME SINCE YOU DID NOT RESPOND IN MY FIRST EMAIL SENT TO YOU WHICH I WAS NOT HAPPY ABOUT YOUR RUDEY ATTITUDE BUT I GOOD MAN WAY GIVE YOU AGO AGGAIN.
I AM INTERESTED IN THE PARTNERSHIP INVESTMENT PROGRAM WITH YOUR CORPORATION AND SEEK TO BECOM YOUR NEW FRENDLY BOSS OR SUPERMAN.
FIRST PERMIT ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF AS (MINISTER; MELO IHECK MANDO DILDO IBRAHIM.) MINISTRE DE LA CONSTRUCTION OF WESTERN AFRICANA SAHARA STATE IN THE DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC (A TINY ISLAND DESERT).BEING THE EXECUTIVE MINISTER OF MY STATE AND HOME OF MY SEXXX WIFE WHO WOULD WANT TO MEAT YOU..
I AWARDED THE CONTRACT OF IRRIGATION TO PORTUGUESE FIRM WORTHY SEVERAL MILLIONS OF FRANCO DOLLARS.
IN THE EXECUTION OF THAT PROJECT THE (PORTUGUESE FIRM) DISCOVERED LARGE AMOUNT OF GOLD IN ONE OF THE CONTRACT SITE WITCH WAS TO BE A GOOD DAY FIND FOUR MEE.
I COLLABORATED WITH THE PORTUGUESE FIRM ON A MUTUAL AGREEMENT ON THE PROCEED OF WHICH I HAVE RECEIVED MY SHARE OF 25.8 MUSD.
AS THE MINISTER, I CANNOT INTRODUCE OR CIRCULATE THESE FUNDS INTO THE WESTERN AMERICAN SAHARA BANKING SYSTEM CONSIDERING MY PROVISIONAL DUTY AND THE CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I EARN LESS THAN 110,000’000 US $ DOLLARS MONTHLY COUPLED WITH THE BUREAU OF CONDUCT GUID LINES AND REGULATIONS FOR PUBLIC CIVIL SERVANTS LICK I SO I TOOK STEPS TO MAIL YOU MY GOOD FRIEND AND NOW WITH MY HEART I OFTER YOU THIS IN NO VESTIMO.
THE ABOVE SITUATION PROMPTED MY DECISION TO SOLICIT YOUR CO-OPERATION TO TAKE DELIVERY OF THIS FUNDS INTO YOUR CUSTODY AS YOU ARE A GREAT MAN WITH POWER OVER OTHERS FOR MY PROPOSED INVESTMENT, AS YOU WILL BE ADEQUATELY COMPENSATED WITH $ 7.500,000 MILLIONS WHICH IS THE 30% OF THE TOTAL FUNDS. THIS IS THE FIRST OF THREE GROUP PAYMONTS TO GOOD YOU.
I WILL ARRANGE ALL NECESSARY PROCEDURES IN ENSURING A SMOOTH PROCESS FOR THE FUNDS TO GET TO YOU AND YOUR LOVLY WIFE I MET LAST YEARAT THE BRITISH EMBASSY LAST MAY.
I WILL APPRECIATE YOU CONTACT ME ONCE YOU RECEIVE THIS FAX VIA MY SATELLITE PHONE AND TELESAT COMPANY ABOVE INDICATING YOUR CAPABILITY AND WILLINGNESS TO ENABLE ME TO GIVE YOU MORE DETAILS OF MY MODUS OPERANDI OF GETTING THIS MONEY TO YOU HITCH FREE AND NO SOCK CHARGE TO YOU MY FREIND.
THIS MATTER REQUIRES YOUR URGENT ATTENTION AND CONFIDENTIALITY I HOPE YOU MY GOOD FRIEND WLL TAKE THHE STEPS TO A BLIGHTER FUTURE WITH ME ON THIS WONDERFUL OPATUDING WHATEVER YOUR DECISION.
YOUR SHOULD CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY YOU FINISH READING THIS LETTER WITH THE INFORMATION BELOW.
1) YOUR HOME AND OFFICE ADDRESS....
2) YOUR OCCUPATION ............
3) YOUR AGE............
4) YOUR PRIVET TELEPHONE NUMBER...........
5) YOUR NATIONALITY................
IF INSTERETED OR NOT PLEASE CONTACT ME WITH THIS E-MAIL ADDRESS
PSS: MY GOOD FRIEND I WOULD LIKE TO ARRNGE WITH MY BODYGOOD TO CARRY OUT SECRET TRANSASTION OF YOUR BANK DETAILS WHICH ARE SAFE WITH ME.