Time to invade New Zealand!

[bookworm_020]

I knew the time was getting close, but it's time to act now!

http://news.smh.com.au/world/nz-navy-cant-sail-defence-report-20080903-48lb.html

0% Navy, 0% Airforce, 0% Army - 100% up for grabs!:sunny:

If your wondering where the slogan came from, check out

http://www.abc.net.au/tv/gruentransfer/poll/vote/past.htm

and have a look at the fourth question and look at the two pitches!:D

Await the Kiwi response!:p

[nikimcbee]

What about the hordes of well armed hobbits? do they count?

[SUBMAN1]

Who would want it though? :hmm:

jk! :D

-S

[bookworm_020]

I was going to say there rugby team, but they will have left New Zealand to come and live in Australia before long!:D

We would treat them well, they'd get to make fun of Tasmania with the rest of us!:up:

[UnderseaLcpl]

What about the hordes of well armed hobbits? do they count?

That's only in the movies. Real hobbits' main form of defense is circular folk dancing, much like Estonia.

[Jimbuna]

They could always start breeding a more ferocious breed of sheep :p

[Konovalov]

I was going to say there rugby team, but they will have left New Zealand to come and live in Australia before long!:D
Bondi Beach to be precise eating what they like to call fush and chups. ;)

We would treat them well, they'd get to make fun of Tasmania with the rest of us!:up:
Those two headed freaks from Tasie. ;)

Is N.Z. the only country with a no defence policy? What a joke.

[Frame57]

What about the hordes of well armed hobbits? do they count?Hobbits are easy to win over. Just give them food and beer and they will sell out the shire for some hot pockets and Budweiser. :D

[UnderseaLcpl]

Hobbits are easy to win over. Just give them food and beer and they will sell out the shire for some hot pockets and Budweiser. :D


:o Just like the voting public! I guess we're not so different after all.:hmm:

[Happy Times]

Invade New Zealand #1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8Q36-9UUQE&feature=related

Invade New Zealand #2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo6fgZ-dbOw&feature=related

New Zealand Pay-Back
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=281ZavSKfoA&feature=related

I tought the Kiwi pay back was hilarious.:up:

[bookworm_020]

They could always start breeding a more ferocious breed of sheep :p

They have already done that!:hulk:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0779982/

[kiwi_2005]

:damn:Every week i come in here and theirs that blardy aussie bookworm ready to remind me of my country...:shifty: ;)

Hey! we do have a defense force an army of 5000 troops and two yes TWO and a half frigates! Plus if we get really desperate we got 40million sheep to back us up! :D

[bookworm_020]

Plus if we get really desperate we got 40million sheep to back us up! :D

Guess we're having lamb for dinner! Pass the mint sauce!:D

[JALU3]

:damn:Every week i come in here and theirs that blardy aussie bookworm ready to remind me of my country...:shifty: ;)

Hey! we do have a defense force an army of 5000 troops and two yes TWO and a half frigates! Plus if we get really desperate we got 40million sheep to back us up! :D

That alone will get the furry community to lobby for your country to be invaded. 5000 that's it? Man . . . the Texas National Guard probably has a larger military than yours, at least their happy with their longhorns and their ladies with that uniquely texas drawl.

[Jimbuna]

So New Zealand has one of the most crappy army in the world but is also one hell of a beautiful country. Isn't there something to learn here ? :D

Yeah...plenty of armed forces jobs in New Zealand and enjoy the scenery whilst your serving :lol:

[bookworm_020]

It seems the kiwis are armed and will sink your shipping containers!:huh:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4682872a6160.html

Take cover!;)

[darius359au]

It seems the kiwis are armed and will sink your shipping containers!:huh:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4682872a6160.html

Take cover!;)
hmmm...so instead of a dedicated anti-ship missile like the Harpoon at 500k or so , the Kiwi's go the cheap option and decide to got with what's basically an uprated Anti-Tank missile for 200k :o

[baggygreen]

Commander Jason Haggitt, who was in the second "chase" Seasprite, said the many people involved had been preparing for several months

You all read that - if you're going to invade the kiwis, make sure you give them several months notice per ship you're going to send. if its bigger than a PT boat, an additional 6 months notice is required.

this will help make the battle more fair

:lol:

[Jimbuna]

It seems the kiwis are armed and will sink your shipping containers!:huh:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4682872a6160.html

Take cover!;)
hmmm...so instead of a dedicated anti-ship missile like the Harpoon at 500k or so , the Kiwi's go the cheap option and decide to got with what's basically an uprated Anti-Tank missile for 200k :o

I didn't realise things were that bad.

It reminds me of the Argentinian Puma helicopter that was shot down by the Royal Marines using a Milan anti tank missile during the first days of the falklands conflict.

[Jimbuna]

The Milan is also meant to be fired at static or slow moving helicopters although it's not its primary purpose :know:

Highly unusual though....and the first if not the only time it's been put to such use I believe.

[Frame57]

I have heard that former a former Nazi surgeon moved to the land of Hobbits. He alledgedly has been using sheep and the Mauori people in genetic experimentation to make a fearsome being that has been seen called "Sheepman". It has been reported that many lonely farmer have been lured into the woods by this six foot half sheep half man being where unmentionable sexual deeds are performed only to find the farmer dazed in a drinken stupor and a very sore bum. Something needs to be done about this before this thing makes its way to Australia. We need to invade without delay...:D

[Jimbuna]

I have heard that former a former Nazi surgeon moved to the land of Hobbits. He alledgedly has been using sheep and the Mauori people in genetic experimentation to make a fearsome being that has been seen called "Sheepman". It has been reported that many lonely farmer have been lured into the woods by this six foot half sheep half man being where unmentionable sexual deeds are performed only to find the farmer dazed in a drinken stupor and a very sore bum. Something needs to be done about this before this thing makes its way to Australia. We need to invade without delay...:D

Apparently it originated in Australia :lol:

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/4591/sheeponbikeni4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[STEED]

Time to invade New Zealand!

Not with all those sheep armed to the teeth. :huh:

Why do you think us Brits have not invaded Wales? The bloody sheep thats why.

[UnderseaLcpl]

Why do you think us Brits have not invaded Wales? The bloody sheep thats why.

And somehow you still ended up in the Falklands? :D

[STEED]

Why do you think us Brits have not invaded Wales? The bloody sheep thats why.

And somehow you still ended up in the Falklands? :D

No sheep I think. :roll:

[nikimcbee]

Why do you think us Brits have not invaded Wales? The bloody sheep thats why.

And somehow you still ended up in the Falklands? :D

No sheep I think. :roll:

Steed, i didn't know you were afraid of sheep? Lambchopophobia:rotfl:

Steed: "It's becauses they're baaaaaaaaaaaaad.":rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

Did someone mention the Falklands :hmm:

We're quite fond of penguins too :lol:

http://www.clubpenguinfansite.com/forums/images/smilies/Penguin/42.gif http://www.clubpenguinfansite.com/forums/images/smilies/Penguin/42.gif http://www.clubpenguinfansite.com/forums/images/smilies/Penguin/42.gif

[Frame57]

Did someone mention the Falklands :hmm:

We're quite fond of penguins too :lol:

http://www.clubpenguinfansite.com/forums/images/smilies/Penguin/42.gif http://www.clubpenguinfansite.com/forums/images/smilies/Penguin/42.gif http://www.clubpenguinfansite.com/forums/images/smilies/Penguin/42.gifAlways wondered why they walked funny. Now I know:rotfl:

[bookworm_020]

I have heard that former a former Nazi surgeon moved to the land of Hobbits. He alledgedly has been using sheep and the Mauori people in genetic experimentation to make a fearsome being that has been seen called "Sheepman". It has been reported that many lonely farmer have been lured into the woods by this six foot half sheep half man being where unmentionable sexual deeds are performed only to find the farmer dazed in a drinken stupor and a very sore bum. Something needs to be done about this before this thing makes its way to Australia. We need to invade without delay...:D

You mean something like this???:hmm:

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3627063296/tt0779982

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Frame57]

Geesh! Someone beat me to it...:D