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[Laufen zum Ziel]

Interesting WWII Poster.:hmm:

http://s262.photobucket.com/albums/ii113/laufen345/th_SheMayLookCleanBut.jpg
Nothing Changes Over Time

[GoldenRivet]

if it smells like fish its a clean dish... if it smells like cologne leave it alone! :yep:

[cobalt1]

if it smells like fish its a clean dish... if it smells like cologne leave it alone! :yep:

oh god no.

[Kraut]

if it smells like fish its a clean dish... if it smells like cologne leave it alone! :yep:

Wise words. :lol:

[GoldenRivet]

Wise words. :lol:
hahahaha indeed mate indeed.

girls are my favorite thing ever :smug:

must be why i have syphilis. :nope:

j/k :rotfl:

[Wolfehunter]

You guys seriously need to watch the love guru dudes.... Same level of humour..:up:

[coronas]

Mum said me: Don't go with dirty girls.;) ... and I take no notice:roll:

[Cezbor]

What is the punishment for bigamia .......... - two mothers in law :dead:

[von hally]

yeah ive just finished reading Das Boot and well.....im not easily shocked but what a bunch o' dirty b****** !!!!!

so mutch for the innocent forties eh?...when things were so simpler.

jealousy i suppose:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

(apart from the injections:o :o )

[Jimbuna]

If you only use it for peeing out of you'll be fine.....You will also probably go blind, but you'll be fine :lol:

[Murr44]

Interesting WWII Poster.:hmm:

http://s262.photobucket.com/albums/ii113/laufen345/th_SheMayLookCleanBut.jpg
Nothing Changes Over Time

She looks cleaner than the crack wh*res that, unfortunately, frequent my area of town!:o

[Red Heat]

All aways suspect about a open book...because if its open, someone was reading before - Navy style advise. :rotfl:

[GoldenRivet]

All aways suspect about a open book...because if its open, someone was reading before - Navy style advise. :rotfl:
true

but there is nothing like a thrilling best seller :rock:

[Red Heat]

came on... :lol:

[Rhodes]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Madox58]

This whole thread is just wrong!!
:rotfl:

Funny as all get out.
:yep:

But wrong!!
:rotfl:

[U-snafu]

"Interesting WWII Poster.:hmm: "......

The surrounding "civilization" mostly found around the military seems to be the same thru-out the ages.

In my spry military days a time ago we 18yr olds fresh out of the field would venture into some of the establisments on streets with name such as victory dr and bragg blvd (can insert any street name surrounding any base, port or so on)--always was an overewhelming odor of perfume & baby powder:dead: .

Most of us were smart enough to follow the golden rule of "look but don't touch" but there were always a few lads who let the beer get the best of them:o

[Sandman_28054]

Reminders of a by-gone era.

Anybody here ever served in the military like me?

Remember those VD films they used to show before you shipped out?

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

[Sailor Steve]

Umm...maybe not exactly like you, but yes, many of us here are ex, or current, GI.

[Red Heat]

I personaly think the title of this topic its WRONG...i thing the right one was...DIRTY WOMEN!
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

To Sandman 28054: I was from the Navy...

[GoldenRivet]

Speaking of Dirty Women.

A friend of mine in the navy picked up a girl at a bar when he was serving in SE Asia. he was drunk of course, and she was a "hot one".

they went back to her place and ... well... you know.

He said when he woke up in the morning not only was she coyote ugly... but she was visibly dirty from head to toe.

... and there were only three parts of her body which were mysteriously squeeky clean.

wonder how those parts go so clean! :rotfl:

[ReallyDedPoet]

Lads I know there is some fun being had here :yep::lol:, but let's remember that we do have some female sub-simmers here,
so try not to get to carried away with this :doh::doh:


RDP

[kgsuarez]

Three parts?:hmm:

[Jimbuna]

Never been in the armed forces but 15 years as a police officer means I've had plenty of contact with such women. (In the correct context of course)

To be quite honest I've always found them to be amongst the toughest yet kindest type of people.

@kgsuarez

Imagination can be a killer :lol:

[Red Heat]

Lads I know there is some fun being had here :yep::lol:, but let's remember that we do have some female sub-simmers here,
so try not to get to carried away with this :doh::doh:


RDP

You are right...for me this topic ends here, with the hight nunber of sailors around here and if all this seaman tell they "stories" and "experiences" we will need another FORUM! :rotfl:

[GoldenRivet]

yeah... might as well just preemtively close it. :up:

its a darn good thread though for sailor talk!! :rotfl:

[Red Heat]

Yeah...this kind of talk i fell like a "fish in the water" lol but for continued this talk we must join the Subsim meeting, and went to a Bar near the docks, to fell the true atmosfere of the thing! Special with no women around...sorry girls!:rotfl:

[Laufen zum Ziel]

Jimbuna,



To be quite honest I've always found them to be amongst the toughest yet kindest type of people.


14 years myself and I agree with you. Also a great source of information.

[GoldenRivet]

hehehe... agreed.

but what about penny? we would tone it down for her... im sure she could hold her own though!

she should come to the meet! i dont know her super well, but from what i DO know....

i have a feeling that if a massive bar fight broke out she would be one of the only 3 - 5 people standing when the smoke cleared. :rotfl:

[Red Heat]

I cant wait for meeting her! :rotfl:

[GoldenRivet]

i dont think she will be in attendance. ;)

or was she going to make it?

difficult for a lot of forum members to make it to Galveston, Texas. but with some of the things to see in the area it would be a worthwhile trip.

[Red Heat]

Im sure it will be a hell of a trip...and honestly, from my heart it will be a pleasure to meet you guys (and girls) personaly, but for me it will be impossible to go... :cry:

[Platapus]

As we used to sing in the military (sung to the tune of Yesterday)

syphilis..

It started with a single kiss

Now it hurts when ever I take a P!ss

Now I believe in syphilis

[Jimbuna]

Some of the Grey Woves, both current and former should be at the SS Meet.

[SpeedyPC]

I personaly think the title of this topic its WRONG...i thing the right one was...DIRTY WOMEN!
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:


Red just remember this Dirty Women always keeps you busy :up: before going back out to sea for another 6 months :shifty: or you end up getting yourself stone cold for another words it bad luck.

[Red Heat]

As a experience ex-sailor in the real life, drink in the hight seas can be dangerous...special at war, and women in a ship can bring bad luck to the ship and crew...i prefer a cold, sistematic, objective, fast solution...no women, no love, no poetry...victory or death, thats the war is about!

P.S. Remember Das Boot at the beginning...the Captain words: "they are full of fear and serch some confort in women and champagne!

[GoldenRivet]

i could tell you why i search for comfort in women and champagne... but it aint due to fear :rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

As a experience ex-sailor in the real life, drink in the hight seas can be dangerous...special at war, and women in a ship can bring bad luck to the ship and crew...i prefer a cold, sistematic, objective, fast solution...no women, no love, no poetry...victory or death, thats the war is about!

P.S. Remember Das Boot at the beginning...the Captain words: "they are full of fear and serch some confort in women and champagne!

Agreed http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/pirate.gif

[Red Heat]

In my point of view, i think this DOCTRINE makes the diference BETWEEN green troops and elite troops, all so between life and death! :yep:

[Bosje]

speaking of the innocent forties...


I was pleasantly surprised when i listened more closely to the stuff sung by the Andrews Sisters. And on youtube you can find some wonderful vintage footage from their performances. Wonderful double layers, but very nice! worth a look and listen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIFN13-a1iA&feature=related