Gentlemen, Meet the Sandvich.

[Biggles]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlwpQY-Tbls

"You call that breaking my spine!? You RED team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine if-AAAAUGGHH!!! MY SPIIIIINEEE!"

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[ivank]

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"OMG, OMG HE PUNCHED OUT ALL! MY BLOOD!!!!!"

[Oberon]

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[A Very Super Market]

If you go to the TF2 blog, you can find some more lines that got cut out.

http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=1889

Its a long and completely nonsensical read, but its still pretty damn funny!

[Biggles]

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That was great!

"Give me back my legbone! OW! Don't HIT me with it!"

"Don't throw away your life son, you only get ONE! Or depending on your religious affiliation SEVERAL! Either way it is a fine out number os think it through!"

"You cannot hurt me! I don't have TIME to bleed!" *SNAP* "My schedule just opened up...OOOOH MY GOOOOD!"

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