How Russian para general Borisov was lecturing Georgena policemen

[Bruno Lotse]

It's transfer of power in Gori (Georgia)
http://pics.livejournal.com/drugoi/pic/00h0t484.jpg

General Borisov (Russian paratroopers ) is teaching manners Georgean policemen who are about to enter Gori.

Something like
'Kids, Gori is the birthplace of Comrade Stalin.
So, you behave yourself, or else.
Got it?'

[Happy Times]

It's transfer of power in Gori (Georgia)
http://pics.livejournal.com/drugoi/pic/00h0t484.jpg

General Borisov (Russian paratroopers ) is teaching manners Georgean policemen who are about to enter Gori.

Something like
'Kids, Gori is the birthplace of Comrade Stalin.
So, you behave yourself, or else.
Got it?'

When is the last time he jumped from a plane?

[Bruno Lotse]

Well, thanks for asking.
To my knowledge, General Borisov arrived in Gori on the
Mercedes-Benz 500
which his guys "borrowed" from valiant Georgean army.

[Bruno Lotse]

He also has another thing.
During his lecture he would refer to Gori, putting stress on 'i' .
So, it would sound like 'Burn' in English.;)

[joegrundman]

I think he needs an extra large parachute

[Digital_Trucker]

I think a better question to ask would be when was the last time they had a plane large enough to get him off the ground in order to jump:rotfl:

[Happy Times]

Well, thanks for asking.
To my knowledge, General Borisov arrived in Gori on the
Mercedes-Benz 500
which his guys "borrowed" from valiant Georgean army.

Oh, ok, he looks like Jabba the Hutt.
No he can drive in the Roki tunnel with his Mercedes and other loot. And call of the cossacks also, they must have screwed those toilet seats to take home by now.

[Bruno Lotse]

Vae Victis

Next time Georgean 'skywalker' will think twice;)

[Oberon]

I think a better question to ask would be when was the last time they had a plane large enough to get him off the ground in order to jump:rotfl:

They probably used a Junkers Ju-52 ;)

[AntEater]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/8/16/nomnomnom128633703957858799.jpg

[Jimbuna]

He's probably asking those Georgians if any of them have any chocolate bars he can eat.

[Bruno Lotse]

Might be.
As you see, Russian leaders would eat chocolate bars.
Georgian leaders are eating their neck-ties.

[sergbuto]

It's transfer of power in Gori (Georgia)

General Borisov (Russian paratroopers ) is teaching manners Georgean policemen who are about to enter Gori.

Something like
'Kids, Gori is the birthplace of Comrade Stalin.
So, you behave yourself, or else.
Got it?'

Funny, and I like the accent thing with Gori as well.

[OneToughHerring]

Telnyashka is quickly becoming a hot fashion item, planning on getting one myself.

[August]

Telnyashka is quickly becoming a hot fashion item, planning on getting one myself.

I'm no fan of the Sovie--, er, I mean Russians :D, but those Paras have worked pretty hard for the right to wear one of those shirts. So just curious, what have you done to rate wearing one?

[Happy Times]

Telnyashka is quickly becoming a hot fashion item, planning on getting one myself.

I'm no fan of the Sovie--, er, I mean Russians :D, but those Paras have worked pretty hard for the right to wear one of those shirts. So just curious, what have you done to rate wearing one?


Come, tell us did you have the top bed in the army, thats pretty high.

[August]

Telnyashka is quickly becoming a hot fashion item, planning on getting one myself.
I'm no fan of the Sovie--, er, I mean Russians :D, but those Paras have worked pretty hard for the right to wear one of those shirts. So just curious, what have you done to rate wearing one?

Come, tell us did you have the top bed in the army, thats pretty high.

I always preferred the bottom bunk. It allowed me to do a couple dozen pull ups before nodding off at Lights Out. :p

[Happy Times]

Telnyashka is quickly becoming a hot fashion item, planning on getting one myself.
I'm no fan of the Sovie--, er, I mean Russians :D, but those Paras have worked pretty hard for the right to wear one of those shirts. So just curious, what have you done to rate wearing one?

Come, tell us did you have the top bed in the army, thats pretty high.

I always preferred the bottom bunk. It allowed me to do a couple dozen pull ups before nodding off at Lights Out. :p

I have suspicion that OneToughHerring might felt the FDF to be too militaristic and opressive and chosen to go to civic service, they can sleep at home.

[Bruno Lotse]

Russian check point near Gori
http://pics.livejournal.com/drugoi/pic/00h0k9pa.jpg


That's what they are watching
http://pics.livejournal.com/drugoi/pic/00h0wrez.jpg
Georgians troops
@AP Photo/Darko Bandic

[OneToughHerring]

Telnyashka is quickly becoming a hot fashion item, planning on getting one myself.
I'm no fan of the Sovie--, er, I mean Russians :D, but those Paras have worked pretty hard for the right to wear one of those shirts. So just curious, what have you done to rate wearing one?

Come, tell us did you have the top bed in the army, thats pretty high.
I always preferred the bottom bunk. It allowed me to do a couple dozen pull ups before nodding off at Lights Out. :p
I have suspicion that OneToughHerring might felt the FDF to be too militaristic and opressive and chosen to go to civic service, they can sleep at home.

I had a normal bed in military, once or twice I think I slept in a top bunk. Finnish military and especially the conscription part of it is IMO a little outdated and a remnant of past times. Happy Times, but past times anyway. ;)

And telnyashka, well I haven't been in the Russian army to 'earn' one but I think military clothing is in fashion so no 'earning' needed. Or maybe I should go skydiving one of these days, I hear it's great fun.

[jeremy8529]

This just in! Russian Paratrooper General Borisov was recently spotted at the " Southeren cookin" breakfast buffet, our sources tell us that he was forced to leave by the chef, and that he DID NOT leave a tip at the table, causing the kitchen staff to piss in his lemonade, which he drank anyways noting the tangyness of it and passing his compliments on to the chef....

http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/6721/dagenvl5.th.jpg (http://img519.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dagenvl5.jpg)

[Bruno Lotse]

Sloppy job :down:

Try harder with Photoshop

[jeremy8529]

if it makes you feel any better, i wasn't actually trying :p

[Bruno Lotse]

OK, here's something for you to practice on

Commander of peacekeeping operations of Georgian Armed Forces
General Mamuka Kurashvili
http://novostey.com/i2/904bc80fc2d990b7defb738928a6fdb5.n904bc80fc2d990b7 defb738928a6fdb5.gif

Командующий миротворческими операциями Вооруженных сил Грузии генерал Мамука Курашвили

[XabbaRus]

Well hey if we are going to make generalisations he looks just as much a pudgy paper pushing thief as HT accuses General Borisov and the Cossacks...

[August]

Or maybe I should go skydiving one of these days, I hear it's great fun.

It's the most fun you can have with your pants on. Fakt.

[1480]

Or maybe I should go skydiving one of these days, I hear it's great fun.

It's the most fun you can have with your pants on. Fakt.

Never understood why anyone would willingly jump out of a perfectly good aircraft......:o .

My hats off to you brother!:up:

[Bruno Lotse]

Well hey if we are going to make generalisations he looks just as much a pudgy paper pushing thief as HT accuses General Borisov and the Cossacks...
General Schwarzkopf is not exactly skinny either, right ;)

http://www.achievement.org/achievers/sch0/large/sch0-015.jpg

[August]

"The Indians have a saying; "Follow cigar smoke, find fat men there.""

[Platapus]

Well hey if we are going to make generalisations he looks just as much a pudgy paper pushing thief as HT accuses General Borisov and the Cossacks...
General Schwarzkopf is not exactly skinny either, right ;)

http://www.achievement.org/achievers/sch0/large/sch0-015.jpg




Storming Norman looks like he stormed the dessert line a few too many times. :yep:

Perhaps he is a veteran of that great battle Dessert Storm?

[Digital_Trucker]

I think we may be on to a major advancement in the peace-making process. I suggest that we take all the "bigger than life" Generals to the all you can eat Chinese food joint and let them chow down. We all know Chinese food doesn't fill you up and you have to go back after 2 hours, so they will eternally be there eating. And if they ever do get filled up, they'll have to take a nap afterwards.

[Bruno Lotse]

Hey guys about Cossacs.
Forget that fancy stuff. Nowadays there more colorful fighters aligned with Russian forces.
Say, Chechens from volunteer batallion's 'Vostok' ('East').
http://content.foto.mail.ru/list/t34ssmirnoff/illustrations/i-1423.jpg

See Russian officer giving commands?

http://content.foto.mail.ru/list/t34ssmirnoff/illustrations/i-1424.jpg

http://content.foto.mail.ru/list/t34ssmirnoff/illustrations/i-1425.jpg

There are rumors that these Chechen guys are big fans of socker.
But with a twist. Instead of a ball they would use a head of an enemy.
It might be a rural legend though, who knows.



Georgian troops.
http://content.foto.mail.ru/list/t34ssmirnoff/illustrations/i-1446.jpg


Georgian infantry

http://content.foto.mail.ru/list/t34ssmirnoff/illustrations/i-1445.jpg

Have a look at the uniform.
Does it remind you something?

Why would Muslim Chechens unite with Russians to fight Georgians?
Don't you have a hunch whom they are really fighting?

[OneToughHerring]

"The Indians have a saying; "Follow cigar smoke, find fat men there.""

:D Funny stuff, and probably they really said that.

[Bruno Lotse]

Now something about stealing something.
Watch

Brave Georgian solders are driving to Osetia
http://content.foto.mail.ru/list/t34ssmirnoff/illustrations/i-1640.jpg


Another picture

Chechen fighters from volunteer battalion 'East' ('Vostok') in Osetia
http://content.foto.mail.ru/list/t34ssmirnoff/illustrations/i-1641.jpg

Victory!!!

Check the numbers of the vehicles in the pictures.
What is it stealing or VAE VICTIS ?

[nikimcbee]

It's transfer of power in Gori (Georgia)
http://pics.livejournal.com/drugoi/pic/00h0t484.jpg

General Borisov (Russian paratroopers ) is teaching manners Georgean policemen who are about to enter Gori.

Something like
'Kids, Gori is the birthplace of Comrade Stalin.
So, you behave yourself, or else.
Got it?'

When is the last time he jumped from a plane?

The Russian were on operation "Blyn" They captured all of the IHOPs in georgia.:rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

Now something about stealing something.
Watch

Brave Georgian solders are driving to Osetia
http://content.foto.mail.ru/list/t34ssmirnoff/illustrations/i-1640.jpg


Another picture

Chechen fighters from volunteer battalion 'East' ('Vostok') in Osetia
http://content.foto.mail.ru/list/t34ssmirnoff/illustrations/i-1641.jpg

Victory!!!

Check the numbers of the vehicles in the pictures.
What is it stealing or VAE VICTIS ?

So which side are you supportive of.....in this bloody awful mess :hmm:

[Bruno Lotse]

Russians moved in to remove fans of a Georgian fuhrer.
Local people who are ethnically not Georgians
(Osetians, Abhazi, Chechens) aligned with Russians.

Hence force the fuhrer might keep on howling but he won't bite.
This is good.

P.S. The first picture with truckload of SaakJugend
was taken by eventually killed Georgian solder
who would join those in the vehicle.

[AntEater]

Now something about stealing something.
Watch

Brave Georgian solders are driving to Osetia
http://content.foto.mail.ru/list/t34ssmirnoff/illustrations/i-1640.jpg


Another picture

Chechen fighters from volunteer battalion 'East' ('Vostok') in Osetia
http://content.foto.mail.ru/list/t34ssmirnoff/illustrations/i-1641.jpg

Victory!!!

Check the numbers of the vehicles in the pictures.
What is it stealing or VAE VICTIS ?

Another lesson from this war:
If chechens want your car, give it to them, even if you're a soldier and supposed to do that soldier stuff. Chechens won't ask nicely a second time....
:o

Seriously, everybody in the Caucasus is afraid of them...

[baggygreen]

Have a look at the uniform.
Does it remind you something?

Why would Muslim Chechens unite with Russians to fight Georgians?
Don't you have a hunch whom they are really fighting?Im reminded of a bunch of poor buggers outclassed in terms of weapons and numbers...

Maybe i need another coffee this morning but who are they "fighting"?

[Bruno Lotse]

Don't take my word!
You can ask them yourself.
Get a flight to Russia and then straight to Tshinval (South Osetia).
Everybody would tell you there where 'Vostok' guys be.

Hint:
You'd better learn some Russian otherwise you might be a part of a soccer match ;)

[Happy Times]

Have a look at the uniform.
Does it remind you something?

Why would Muslim Chechens unite with Russians to fight Georgians?
Don't you have a hunch whom they are really fighting?Im reminded of a bunch of poor buggers outclassed in terms of weapons and numbers...

Maybe i need another coffee this morning but who are they "fighting"?
And looks dont deceive you. They did rape some children and cut heads from Georgians in 90s though, so Brunos pride is understandable. Duh,they are fighting the evil west, im sure they would love to go for a killing and raping spree in central Europe

[Bruno Lotse]

Actually, recently I was talking to some Caucasian man (ethnically Mengrel )
who said 'Lord, Save Georgians!'

According to him the best solution is to provide some kinda international protection to Georgians against their Caucasian neighbors - Osetians, Abhazi, Chechens.

Georgians moved into Osetia and killed Osetian women and children.
Now they are facing 'the law of rocks' (zakon gor) , i.e. personal vendetta -
eye for eye, tooth for tooth from fathers, brothers, and all male relatives of the damaged clans.

Caucasian people won't rest till they punish for evil done to them, till they feel satisfied.
It can be for years to come.
They can be very cruel.
According to this man, the best power who might control and restrain this urge
to let blood for blood is - guess who?

[Happy Times]

I know getting bitch slapped by Putin is high on their fantasies, serfs, master, kinky stuff.

[Bruno Lotse]

If Finland doesn't invade Osetia (or any area ruled by laws of a clan-based society), you may sleep secure.
If it does (interestingly, how???) - beware!

[Bruno Lotse]

Today Taliban declared a war on Canadian civilians in Afghanistan.

Till now they were targeting only military. But since Afghani kids were killed and Taliban attributes it to Canadian forces they declared ANY Canadian in Afghanistan to be a legitimate target.

We will see how the West protects Canadian civilians in Afghanistan.
The most probable solution - Canadian civilians would go home across the ocean.

Hm, how to protect Georgians who are also targets of blood revenge?
Where would they go???
GA US?

[Happy Times]

The arrogance of them! Its not like they were there before the headhunters from steppe came asking refuge, well actually they were, but its irrelevant. As Russia needs more livingspace, they dont even have all timezones covered yet! There has to be a final solution to the Georgian question..

[Bruno Lotse]

For these three Georgians in uniform (ZakaJugend) who came to Osetia to 'pacify'
Tsihnval the final solution is right here:

Edit: These type of images need to be posted as links with a "GRAPHIC" warning. --NS

[Happy Times]

No one can resist the Russian wonder weapons.:huh:

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/1087/crazyrussiangungk1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/1087/crazyrussiangungk1.068c920d6f.jpg (http://g.imageshack.us/g.php?h=169&i=crazyrussiangungk1.jpg)

[Bruno Lotse]

Keep dreaming.

This is traditional Osetian way of saying 'Thank you for the visit'
to the guests whom they did not invite.

[Happy Times]

Russian military tradition.

Edit: These type of images need to be posted as links with a "GRAPHIC" warning. --NS

[Happy Times]

You go to sleep, and next thing you know this thread turned into a "my dad's dick is bigger than your dad's" contest, awesome :rotfl:

The whole thread is a joke, i hope..

[Jimbuna]

Well there's certainly nothing funny about some of the pictures posted on this thread. :nope:

[August]

This Bruno person reminds me of that Serbian kid, whats his name "Elite Hunter" of something like that?

[Bruno Lotse]

There's a difference here though.
Serbians had only balls.
Russians have balls (they are showing them in Georgia) AND they have bombs. A/H bombs, I mean.
So Russians could make August really hot. Hot like August in Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

So Belgrad scenario won't play nicely for US in case with Moscow.
Well, unfortunately, this won't spare us. That's a problem of being a neighbor of the world greatest dermocracy.

[Konovalov]

This Bruno person reminds me of that Serbian kid, whats his name "Elite Hunter" of something like that?
Yep. Different name, same poop.

[Happy Times]

Russian military tradition.

Edit: These type of images need to be posted as links with a "GRAPHIC" warning. --NS

Really made my day..:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

For those that missed it, it was two Russian soldiers giving the tongue for eachother..
Still laughing..:rotfl: :rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

This Bruno person reminds me of that Serbian kid, whats his name "Elite Hunter" of something like that?

Didn't he once boast he was going to get on the next flight and help his countrymen in the fighting :hmm:

We could organise a whip round....I might even put in a few lashes myself :D

[Bruno Lotse]

Well there's certainly nothing funny about some of the pictures posted on this thread. :nope:
It's funny only for idiots or kids who never smelled a stink of a rotting human flesh.

[Bruno Lotse]

This Bruno person reminds me of that Serbian kid, whats his name "Elite Hunter" of something like that?
Didn't he once boast he was going to get on the next flight and help his countrymen in the fighting :hmm:

We could organise a whip round....I might even put in a few lashes myself :D
baggygreen
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bruno Lotse
Have a look at the uniform.
Does it remind you something?

Why would Muslim Chechens unite with Russians to fight Georgians?
Don't you have a hunch whom they are really fighting?


Im reminded of a bunch of poor buggers outclassed in terms of weapons and numbers...

Maybe i need another coffee this morning but who are they "fighting"?


My reply:
Don't take my word!
You can ask them yourself.
Get a flight to Russia and then straight to Tshinval (South Osetia).
Everybody would tell you there where 'Vostok' guys be.

Hint:
You'd better learn some Russian otherwise you might be a part of a soccer match ;)


My advice:
Next time READ posts before posting anything.

[Bruno Lotse]

Seriously, the only way you or your SaakJugend patsies be in Tshinval (South Osetia)
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Learn to live with it.