Helga

[PappyCain]

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/3167/ispk6.jpg

[rifleman13]

Huh? What the...?
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::arrgh!:

[Kielhauler1961]

Hmmm, I would have pinned that image in the periscope view myself. :know:

[Sailor Steve]

Not something you're likely to see
In nineteen hundred and forty-three

[PappyCain]

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/6734/ffele1.jpg

[mengle]

Helga deserve the mothercross in gold :up: :up: :up: sieg heil !!

[conus00]

I don't want to sound ignorant but who, the heck, is/was Helga? :confused:

[PappyCain]

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/9103/helgamq5.jpg


In real life, Helga was a Lufthansa stew I used to hang with .. in game, well let's just say the boy's on my boat love her.

S'PC

[Jimbuna]

Are you looking for anymore crewmen :lol:

[Red Heat]

:rotfl:

[PappyCain]

A healthy crew is a happy crew I say! Helga paddles out near a peninsula in a rubber boat and we pick her up for each trip out. Shhhh! Loose lips sinkin dem ships.

[Laufen zum Ziel]

WOW!

Sultry..... And verry desirable for me and crew.

[bookworm_020]

What's the renown and tonnage for torpedoing her???:D

[Jimbuna]

One little duck, with or without a periscope (choice non optional) and a lifetimes supply of ration coupons. :D

[Gezoes]

What's the renown and tonnage for torpedoing her???:D

:rotfl:

[PappyCain]

You get a 'wider bunk' mod. Unterdamattressandtrudaroof.zip

[Sailor Steve]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/16Hccabin.jpg

[PappyCain]

LMAO. Very good! Very very good.

[SandyCaesar]

:o :o :o

:rotfl:

...where do I enlist?

[PappyCain]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/16Hccabin.jpg
image by Sailor Steve for the mod: Unterdamattressandtrudaroof.zip
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'So Herr Kaleun, you look tired. '

'Yes Helga dearest munchin, the sea is making them sick.I have to order them to mop and mop. So tiring. Johann is foaming at the mouth.'

'I did notice the sparkling spring water in our hot tub is unmangeable but I used the lid with the neck ports so we can keep our heads clear of Savon du Paris bubbles.'

'Fritz Hagg has the crabs again. Furst found them on his eyebrows.
Wegeler is picking worms out of his bread and eating them. It disgusts me.'

'Herr Kaleun, have some '37 Hochheimer Domdechaney Erstes Gewächs it will calm your nerves. I have your silk pajamas and smoking jacket next to the tub.'

'The men must not see me. They will think I am soft.'

'You wear your sweaty Kapitänleutnant costume well. Here let me add a rip and some make believe persperation.'

'Do we have something to eat? Today the crew ate pickled pig's feet and boiled eggs. No wonder they puke."

'Yes Herr Kaleun. I made some "Badener Schneckensuepple" a chowder flavored with herbs, and "Rheinischer Sauerbraten" beef roast stewed with wine and a "Spannferkel" spit roasted baby pig, with a side of "Handkaes" cheese mixture made with sour cream and "Schwaebische Kasespaetzle" small drop-shaped flour dumplings topped with cheese and butter.'

'After I bath you Herr Kaleun, we will have "Dresdner Stollen" a holiday fruit cake shaped like a wrapped infant and covered with confectioner's sugar, "Blechkuchen" a simple flat layer of cake dough covered with seasonal fruit, and "Welfenspeise" vanilla flavored dessert made with wine. '

'My Helga, my dear dear Helga. Come hither.'

[Brag]

She can convert an electric into a steamer :huh:

[Jimbuna]

So is this what they call a milch cow :hmm:

[Sailor Steve]

@ PappyCain: :rotfl: Funny stuff!

image by Sailor Steve for the mod: Unterdamattressandtrudaroof.zip
Actually that picture was made by somebody else (I forget who) as an alternate Captain's Cabin for SH2.

[PappyCain]

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/7296/image2pg8.jpg

I see her. Helga is rowing toward us. Wait! There are six rafts of women. Holysmochs! This will be a bestengootenpatrolever! :up:

[PappyCain]

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/9217/pundtx.jpg

[maxextz]

wouldnt she be a bit of an distraction :har:

[Hanomag]

Shmorgen! :o