Flyboy Goes to Heaven

[SUBMAN1]

An air force officer arrives in heaven. St Peter asks him if he has ever done anything in his life that he believes makes him worthy of admittance to heaven. The officer flyboy replies; yes, I once went into a bar with four of my pilot friends and saw two Seabees harassing a young girl at the bar, so being a gentleman I went up to the biggest one and told him to leave this young lady alone. When he refused I told him again more forcefully. This time I slapped him across the face and told this Seabee to stand down. St Peter said this was a very good thing to do and asked when the pilot did this great act. The pilot replied; about 5 minutes ago! My friends should be here shortly!

[bookworm_020]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Love it!:up:

[Jimbuna]

What did the kamikaze pilot say to his students?

Watch closely - I'm only going to show you once!

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If a male pilot works in a cock pit, where does a female pilot work?

Don't be stupid, women can't fly planes!

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Paddy is serving on an anti-aircraft battery in the Pacific in WW2 when he sees a Japanese plane flying towards him with the pilot waving a sword in the air screaming "Banzai! Banzai! Kamikaze!"

Paddy turns to his mate and says "Stupid tw*t will kill himself flying like that."

[Platapus]

What are the three toughest years in the life of an Air Force Fighter pilot's life?



Fifth grade. :yep:

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How many Air Force Academy Graduate Fighter Pilots does it take to screw in a light bulb?


Just one. He simply grabs ahold of it and the whole damn Air Force revolves around him.