Man tells 911 slot machine stole his money

[Syxx_Killer]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080805/ap_on_fe_st/911_casino_call

Oh no! The big, bad, evil slot machine stole his money! Shame on that machine! :nope:

[Letum]

I will see your 911 over inanimate theft and raise you 911 over sandwitch sauce (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=250105&in_page_id=2).

[mrbeast]

I will see your 911 over inanimate theft and raise you 911 over sandwitch sauce (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=250105&in_page_id=2).

:rotfl: :rotfl:

[Platapus]

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And in northern Florida last week, a Jacksonville man called 911 to complain that a Subway left the sauce off a spicy Italian sandwich.

I used to wonder why the people in Flordia could not operate a ballot in 2000. I no longer wonder. :doh: :88)

[ASWnut101]

I used to wonder why the people in Flordia could not operate a ballot in 2000. I no longer wonder. :doh: :88)

We weren't all like that, you know. Although, I must admit, it was a large majority. ;)

[Stealth Hunter]

It's not a Spicy Italian UNLESS IT HAS SAUCE...:stare:

[Jimbuna]

This is why they're called 'one armed bandits' here in the UK :lol:

[Frame57]

I thought you get a nast little fine if you abuse the 911 system?