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Fr8monkey
08-03-08, 01:17 AM
Any item in my fridge (http://cgi.ebay.com/Any-single-item-out-of-my-fridge_W0QQitemZ220264608185QQcmdZViewItem?hash=it em220264608185&_trkparms=72%3A552%7C39%3A1%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14.l1318)
An E-mail from me (http://cgi.ebay.com/AN-EMAIL-FROM-ME_W0QQitemZ280249621051QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item28 0249621051&_trkparms=72%3A552%7C39%3A1%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14.l1318)
One Handfull of Red Mulch out of my landscaping (http://cgi.ebay.com/One-Handfull-of-Red-Mulch-right-out-of-my-landscaping_W0QQitemZ270259942576QQcmdZViewItem?ha sh=item270259942576&_trkparms=72%3A552%7C39%3A1%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14.l1318)
Empty fortune cookie package (http://cgi.ebay.com/EMPTY-FORTUNE-COOKIE-PACKAGE_W0QQitemZ120289017841QQcmdZViewItem?hash=i tem120289017841&_trkparms=72%3A552%7C39%3A1%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14.l1318)
Box of rocks (http://cgi.ebay.com/BOX-OF-ROCKS_W0QQitemZ140254749662QQcmdZViewItem?hash=ite m140254749662&_trkparms=72%3A552%7C39%3A1%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14.l1318)
1 sheet of paper (http://cgi.ebay.com/one-sheet-of-paper_W0QQitemZ170244510517QQcmdZViewItem?hash=ite m170244510517&_trkparms=72%3A552%7C39%3A1%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14.l1318)
Real ghost trapped in a box (http://cgi.ebay.com/A-real-live-ghost-Trapped-in-a-box_W0QQitemZ300244882874QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item3 00244882874&_trkparms=72%3A552%7C39%3A1%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14.l1318)
A cloud (http://cgi.ebay.com/Own-Your-Very-Own-Cloud-1-Real-Used-Cloud-For-Sale_W0QQitemZ290250369978QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item 290250369978&_trkparms=72%3A552%7C39%3A1%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14.l1308)
Advertize on my back tatoo (http://cgi.ebay.com/Advertise-your-company-on-my-back-Tattoo-advertisement_W0QQitemZ320279722194QQcmdZViewItem? hash=item320279722194&_trkparms=72%3A552%7C39%3A1%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14.l1308)
Pen cap (http://cgi.ebay.com/A-CAP-FROM-A-PEN_W0QQitemZ200243685963QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item2 00243685963&_trkparms=72%3A552%7C39%3A1%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14.l1308)
Task Force
08-03-08, 01:28 AM
People will try to sell anything on Ebay.:lol:
Those are hilarious :D
I especially like the story with the ghost trapped in a box by the 6 year old son.
Not a patch on my product idea....:D
http://www.b3tards.com/u/57a418c694bc7c6296b3/origami.jpg
Stealth Hunter
08-03-08, 03:39 AM
One guy on there was selling fake victory cups that Karl Menckhoff supposedly earned. Another claimed that his grandfather had taken a lock of Manfred von Richthofen's hair.
Ever notice how it's always "My Grandfather" or "My Uncle" and never "A Family Friend"?:nope:
rifleman13
08-03-08, 04:03 AM
Ahhh...
The things we sell for money...
Stealth Hunter
08-03-08, 04:18 AM
Maybe I'll put my soul up for sale on eBay...:hmm:
I might actually do that. See if anybody buys, lol.
Platapus
08-03-08, 06:26 AM
A Mr. Ellsebub is interested in bidding. A Mr. B. Ellzebub
Please give him a call
Raptor1
08-03-08, 06:28 AM
That's nothing, I once saw a guy sell a Black Hole on eBay
Jimbuna
08-03-08, 11:41 AM
I once saw someone selling birthday wishes.
Frame57
08-03-08, 12:16 PM
That's nothing, I once saw a guy sell a Black Hole on eBayWow! How much was she?:D
Jimbuna
08-03-08, 12:19 PM
LOL :lol:
Raptor1
08-03-08, 12:22 PM
That's nothing, I once saw a guy sell a Black Hole on eBayWow! How much was she?:D
$2.80 or something like that
Platapus
08-03-08, 12:22 PM
That's nothing, I once saw a guy sell a Black Hole on eBayWow! How much was she?:D
Ya know? Ebay also sells nice pictures of fluffy bunnies and cute forest creatures.
I think I will spend a little time thinking about the nice cute bunnies and funny squirrels for a while.
<ahh thinking happy thoughts> :sunny:
rifleman13
08-03-08, 07:04 PM
That's nothing, I once saw a guy sell a Black Hole on eBayWow! How much was she?:D
$2.80 or something like that
Only pay $2.80 to blackmail the world?
***megalomaniac moment***
Blacklight
08-03-08, 09:36 PM
:o
Holy crap !!! The ghost in the box is up to $1,575 !!!!
Task Force
08-03-08, 09:47 PM
:o
Holy crap !!! The ghost in the box is up to $1,575 !!!!
WOW!!!:o I wonder if ebay realy allows that to happen.:doh:
Stealth Hunter
08-04-08, 04:20 AM
They haven't put the galaxy up for sale, have they?
You know they sold a TITAN II missile base on there for $2 million?
Stealth Hunter
08-04-08, 04:20 AM
That's nothing, I once saw a guy sell a Black Hole on eBayWow! How much was she?:D
$2.80 or something like that
Only pay $2.80 to blackmail the world?
***megalomaniac moment***
Why buy a black hole when you could buy the sun? Better yet, the entire galaxy...:stare:
Raptor1
08-04-08, 05:03 AM
You know they sold a TITAN II missile base on there for $2 million?
Saw it a while ago, I would've bought it if I had some spare money...
Stealth Hunter
08-04-08, 06:58 AM
I wouldn't, lol, even if I had the money. What's the point of it, anyway? It's just an old base that's not really good for much of anything anymore, and it's probably dangerous as hell inside.
Jimbuna
08-04-08, 10:02 AM
I wouldn't, lol, even if I had the money. What's the point of it, anyway? It's just an old base that's not really good for much of anything anymore, and it's probably dangerous as hell inside.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7012020.stm
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/atomic-fun/titan-nuclear-missile-base-for-sale-icbms-not-included-303255.php
Blacklight
08-04-08, 12:17 PM
They haven't put the galaxy up for sale, have they?
You know they sold a TITAN II missile base on there for $2 million?
Iran finally has a facility for their "space" program ! :D
VipertheSniper
08-04-08, 12:35 PM
I wouldn't, lol, even if I had the money. What's the point of it, anyway? It's just an old base that's not really good for much of anything anymore, and it's probably dangerous as hell inside.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7012020.stm
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/atomic-fun/titan-nuclear-missile-base-for-sale-icbms-not-included-303255.php
I saw a piece on TV yesterday about a family who made a former missile base their home.
Platapus
08-04-08, 04:00 PM
I seem to remember that the Titan silos were not all that swell back when they were active. There was a sump you simply did not want to stick your hand in. Anything dropped in there was gone for ever. :yep:
JHuschke
08-04-08, 04:30 PM
Hmm..I will sell my dog! Better yet my parents
Stealth Hunter
08-04-08, 05:34 PM
I wouldn't, lol, even if I had the money. What's the point of it, anyway? It's just an old base that's not really good for much of anything anymore, and it's probably dangerous as hell inside.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7012020.stm
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/atomic-fun/titan-nuclear-missile-base-for-sale-icbms-not-included-303255.php
I'm not exactly sure why I would want to live in one... but it could happen. However, I'd fear the dangers of it. What if the power cut out? What if an earthquake hit? What if the area had flooding? What if something malfunctioned and sealed them up?
I'd not want to live in one. I like the sun and wind very much, thank you.
Raptor1
08-04-08, 05:35 PM
I wouldn't be so afraid, after all they built those things to last (Don't want your precious ICBMs damaged by a puny earthquake)
Stealth Hunter
08-04-08, 05:38 PM
Yeah, I'm still not crazy about living in one.
Wolfehunter
08-04-08, 06:29 PM
I wouldn't, lol, even if I had the money. What's the point of it, anyway? It's just an old base that's not really good for much of anything anymore, and it's probably dangerous as hell inside.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7012020.stm
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/atomic-fun/titan-nuclear-missile-base-for-sale-icbms-not-included-303255.php
I'm not exactly sure why I would want to live in one... but it could happen. However, I'd fear the dangers of it. What if the power cut out? What if an earthquake hit? What if the area had flooding? What if something malfunctioned and sealed them up?
I'd not want to live in one. I like the sun and wind very much, thank you.You know it could be used or converted as a Vault like in Fallout. hehehe I can see all those end of the world fanatics pooling there resources to buy these underground bunkers.;)
Stealth Hunter
08-04-08, 06:32 PM
Hmm, now I DO want one. Fallout roleplay night with the neighbors...:hmm:
Jimbuna
08-05-08, 08:40 AM
Be sure to advise Russia, China, North Korea, Iran....and an ever growing list of your change of address.
Wouldn't want them to waste a nuke on something that is now a private residence :lol:
Task Force
08-05-08, 09:17 AM
:rotfl: and whatever you do DONT PRESS THE BIG RED BUTTON.:yep:
Here's the first missile silo converted into a private home:
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/16730
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/images/ks/KSSHAsubterra_3501.jpg
An artist conception converting one of the Atlas silos:
http://weburbanist.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/luxury-home-in-a-missile-silo.jpg
http://www.missilebases.com/new/#
Jimbuna
08-05-08, 10:47 AM
I think I'd be having escalators installed. :hmm:
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