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SUBMAN1
07-31-08, 04:29 PM
Every day, a male co-worker
walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a
big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint
to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants
to write a sexual harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks,
"What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair
smells nice?"
The woman replies, "Its Chuck, the midget!"
Zachstar
07-31-08, 04:37 PM
Is this really allowed on SubSim? It is rather.... low :lol:
So was the midget....I will get my coat!
SUBMAN1
08-01-08, 10:44 AM
So was the midget....I will get my coat!:rotfl:
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FIREWALL
08-01-08, 10:47 AM
:up: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Thx SUBMAN1 I always like to start the day off with a good laugh.
SUBMAN1
08-01-08, 10:50 AM
:up: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Thx SUBMAN1 I always like to start the day off with a good laugh.You're welcome! :up: That's my intention!
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Now let me get this straight, this midget is referring to her beaver? :roll:
Cough excuse me I've said far to much. :oops:
SORRY
Platapus
08-01-08, 01:20 PM
Now let me get this straight, this midget is referring to her beaver? :roll:
Cough excuse me I've said far to much. :oops:
SORRY
NO!!!
You can't take a beaver to work. I don't know if it is legal to own a beaver here but in any case the workplace is no place of an aquatic rodent... unless they are management.
Now let me get this straight, this midget is referring to her beaver? :roll:
Cough excuse me I've said far to much. :oops:
SORRY
NO!!!
You can't take a beaver to work. I don't know if it is legal to own a beaver here but in any case the workplace is no place of an aquatic rodent... unless they are management.
Now that was a bloody close one! :lol:
Good job you guys don't know the other meaning. :rotfl:
Platapus
08-01-08, 01:38 PM
Good job you guys don't know the other meaning. :rotfl:
Oh the other meaning of beaver. Well of course I know that that is. Who doesn't.
It was a post-punk retro-rock band in the late 1980's in Holland. I don't think bringing a band to work is a good idea either. :nope:
Nor would I expect a post-punk retro-rock band to small particularly good so I wonder about the midget's comment in the original post.
Maybe the joke is that midgets have a lousy sense of smell?
Not a very funny joke then. :nope:
SUBMAN1
08-01-08, 01:41 PM
Good job you guys don't know the other meaning. :rotfl:
Oh the other meaning of beaver. Well of course I know that that is. Who doesn't.
It was a post-punk retro-rock band in the late 1980's in Holland. I don't think bringing a band to work is a good idea either. :nope:
Nor would I expect a post-punk retro-rock band to small particularly good so I wonder about the midget's comment in the original post.
Maybe the joke is that midgets have a lousy sense of smell?
Not a very funny joke then. :nope:You're cracking me up! :D
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Sailor Steve
08-01-08, 02:16 PM
Good job you guys don't know the other meaning. :rotfl:
Good job Platapus knows how to divert a joke when it's crossed the line.
Jimbuna
08-01-08, 02:45 PM
At least there wasn't any reference made to dandruff :p
Jimbuna
08-01-08, 02:53 PM
Speaking of beavers....just come across this :lol:
This girl was riding in a car with her boyfriend. She got bored and said "Every time you speed up 5MPH I'll take some clothes off."
Well, this went on for about 15 minutes until she was naked and he was going about 95MPH. They lost control of the car and crashed into a tree.
The guy was hurt pretty badly and his car door was crushed to the point where he couldn't open it. His naked girlfriend was fine and could get out of the car.
So, she took her boyfriend's shoe and put it in front of her beaver and covered her chest with her arm. She flagged down a car. Without thinking she said "HELP MY BOYFRIEND IS STUCK AND HE CAN'T GET OUT!!"
The guy in the car looked at the shoe on her crotch and his eyes got really big. He said "If he is that far in, he's not coming out!"
SUBMAN1
08-01-08, 03:22 PM
Speaking of beavers....just come across this :lol:
This girl was riding in a car with her boyfriend. She got bored and said "Every time you speed up 5MPH I'll take some clothes off."
Well, this went on for about 15 minutes until she was naked and he was going about 95MPH. They lost control of the car and crashed into a tree.
The guy was hurt pretty badly and his car door was crushed to the point where he couldn't open it. His naked girlfriend was fine and could get out of the car.
So, she took her boyfriend's shoe and put it in front of her beaver and covered her chest with her arm. She flagged down a car. Without thinking she said "HELP MY BOYFRIEND IS STUCK AND HE CAN'T GET OUT!!"
The guy in the car looked at the shoe on her crotch and his eyes got really big. He said "If he is that far in, he's not coming out!"
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
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Monica Lewinsky
08-01-08, 04:27 PM
Speaking of beavers....
Go to Cananda ...
http://learnabit.homeserver.com/lab/beavercontest.wmv
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