Brag
07-05-08, 11:45 AM
Willhrlmshaven 04 March 1940
Dear Admiral,
With all due respect to rank and the great institution of the Kriegsmarine, please tell that knucklehead commander of the Admiral Hipper to follow the rules of the road to avoid collisions. Even though I had Bernard playing the ding dong bells, the Hipper almost ran us over.
My other grievance is that the band did not play the Messiah, but the same old Kadeten Marsch, when I approached the dock.
My following grievance, which follows the preceeding grievance, is that despite my jolly good tonnage of over 60k BRT, I did not get the oak leaves to my Ritterkreuz. Actually your office been damn cheap about issuing Iron Crosses to my crew. This has them very upset.
When I strut up and down the railway station parading my medals, people will say, "There goes Balz, the hero of the Kriegsmarine without oak leaves." I find this very distressing.
The next grievance, which follows the preceeding grievance and the grievances preceeding the preceeding grievance is that I did not get my promised IX sumbie.
Just because I was 200 renown's short from getting a decent hydrophone.
My mother says she hopes you like Schwarzwalderkirshtorte, because she will bake you a cake and mail it to you from Bavaria.
Now that I have written my preceeding grievances, which are ahead of these lines which are succeeding the preceeding, I'm off to a hoochie woochie party. All Kaleuns are invited.
Kptlt. Johan Sebastian Balz
Hero of the Kriegsmarine.
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Dear Admiral,
With all due respect to rank and the great institution of the Kriegsmarine, please tell that knucklehead commander of the Admiral Hipper to follow the rules of the road to avoid collisions. Even though I had Bernard playing the ding dong bells, the Hipper almost ran us over.
My other grievance is that the band did not play the Messiah, but the same old Kadeten Marsch, when I approached the dock.
My following grievance, which follows the preceeding grievance, is that despite my jolly good tonnage of over 60k BRT, I did not get the oak leaves to my Ritterkreuz. Actually your office been damn cheap about issuing Iron Crosses to my crew. This has them very upset.
When I strut up and down the railway station parading my medals, people will say, "There goes Balz, the hero of the Kriegsmarine without oak leaves." I find this very distressing.
The next grievance, which follows the preceeding grievance and the grievances preceeding the preceeding grievance is that I did not get my promised IX sumbie.
Just because I was 200 renown's short from getting a decent hydrophone.
My mother says she hopes you like Schwarzwalderkirshtorte, because she will bake you a cake and mail it to you from Bavaria.
Now that I have written my preceeding grievances, which are ahead of these lines which are succeeding the preceeding, I'm off to a hoochie woochie party. All Kaleuns are invited.
Kptlt. Johan Sebastian Balz
Hero of the Kriegsmarine.
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