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danlisa
07-01-08, 05:09 AM
Haha, I just found this review site and I think it's epic!

(Disclaimer, I don't not attempt to quash anyone's beliefs but some go too far)

Grand Theft Auto IV (Rockstar, Xbox 360 & PS3)

5.6.2008: (Note: I have not played this game since it is rated "M" and isn't allowed on the Fellowship U campus, so I am basing this mini-review on Secular media reports.)

Grand Theft Auto IV is a game designed to brain-wash players into the Atheist worldview. In it you play Nick, an immigrant recently arrived to Liberty City (a copy of New York City) who is tasked with stealing cars and murdering prostitutes. Nick came from a former Communist country where he was brought up in Godlessness and so he sees no problem stealing and murdering. The game touts its ability to let you "go anywhere and do anything you want", the central philosophy of Atheism. It also teaches how to escape from police, instilling in the player the main motivation behind Atheism: avoidance of authority. The underlying game engine is called "RAGE", which is apt since the game is fueled by anger at God. It also uses something called "Euphoria" which treats humans as "rag dolls" who act only in accordance to physics, which is what Atheistic Materialism teaches. The game series (as the title notes, this is the fourth game) has already resulted in murders in real life. This game has no redeemable qualities. Needless to say, all Christians should avoid this game and pray for the people who made it and their victims (murder victims and gamers of all ages who have played it and have been spiritually scarred). ZERO CROSSES
LMAO.:rotfl::rotfl:

Enjoy other reviews here - http://objectiveministries.org/zounds/gaming.html Scroll to the bottom of the page!
(http://objectiveministries.org/zounds/gaming.html)

rifleman13
07-01-08, 05:54 AM
(Note: I have not played this game since it is rated "M" and isn't allowed on the Fellowship U campus, so I am basing this mini-review on Secular media reports.) A person who reviews games but does not play them has a very biased point of view!

I'm Catholic, but come on! 85% of the people in my country are Catholic but do they take it this far? No!:nope:

This game review takes established terms and ideas and skews and distorts it to their liking! Like Joseph Stalin and Communism. It does not take into consider the technical and artistic approaches when reviewing a game. :down:

I personally like to play GTA IV if I had the funds and the console, I bought this game a long time ago!:up:

I do not like it when Ned Flanders lectures me on religion! I'll kill him if he reviews games that I like!:x

To heck with the Flanders-type!:arrgh!:

But overall, this kind of sites should be avoided by real gamers since it's all biased nonsense anyway.:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

danlisa
07-01-08, 06:02 AM
But overall, this kind of sites should be avoided by real gamers since it's all biased nonsense anyway.:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Ya, I know but it's very funny nonsense.

Did you see the review of Bioshock & MGS4? :lol:

rifleman13
07-01-08, 06:10 AM
Read it and loved it!

Where do you read your game reviews?

I read mine from IGN or from Gamespot.
These are the real professionals!:up:

AJ!
07-03-08, 11:09 AM
lol this has got to be a joke. The reviewer looks like a complete weirdo

So snake is a agent of satan because he uses a Ipod? :up:

This Fellowship U campus must be keeping them prisoners cause from the sounds of things they havnt been outside for along time ;)

rifleman13
07-03-08, 11:45 AM
lol this has got to be a joke. The reviewer looks like a complete weirdo

So snake is a agent of satan because he uses a Ipod? :up:

This Fellowship U campus must be keeping them prisoners cause from the sounds of things they havnt been outside for along time ;)
Outside of a monastery?
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
I really pity them, really I do!:nope:
Never ever enjoying the more of the non-religion side of life!:arrgh!:

These people have to take these things more objectively!:know:

Midnight Hunter
07-03-08, 01:52 PM
:huh:

What is almost as funny as his reviews on our "evil imperialistic anti-social" games is the reviews on the goody two shoes games..

gave me a good laugh :rotfl: :rotfl:

P.S. Who is this bibleman.. and is he any relation to megaman??? :hmm:

Syxx_Killer
07-03-08, 03:10 PM
I liked the Bully review. I have Bully for the PS2 and actually enjoyed it. Even though you can't do as much like in San Andreas, I liked Bully's storyline a lot better. One "feature" of the game is your character can make out with girls when they like you enough (gets you a health bonus). Additionally, if it's your preference, you can kiss other boys (also nets you a health bonus). This really sent that review site into a tizzy. I thought this line was funny:

I had to try every boy in town just to find the ones that would kiss me.

They probably actually enjoyed it. :doh::lol:

Blacklight
07-03-08, 05:19 PM
This site is a joke. It has to be. It screams "This is a joke !" to me.

johnhealon
07-03-08, 06:21 PM
This site is a joke. It has to be. It screams "This is a joke !" to me.
watch the movie jesus camp then lots of people in that movie that would make a site like that.