Guess what ship I ran into

[Vorkapitan]

Hi Mates.... take a look;

http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn247/purpjj1/SH4Img2008-06-14_161121_250.jpg

http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn247/purpjj1/SH4Img2008-06-14_161111_500.jpg

[Monica Lewinsky]

That is the USS Minnow ONE based out of Hawaii in 1941.

Had the skipper, Gilligan, Mary Ann, the professor, a millionare and his wife, and a movie star onboard.

Surface immediately.

Man the AA Gun. Machine gun all occupants of that ship. Verify they are very DEAD - use more bullets then what you have to. When you see them prone to the deck, shoot them again [twice] to make sure they are dead even though you see no movement. Ignore the pools of blood on the deck plates, Fire again as a final safety measure at the dead bodies.

Press the "~" tidle key to come to come to an ALL STOP.

MAN your deck gun and use your deck gun to sink that ship and ANY, and all, lifeboats ... PLEASE.

When you have time, purchase iron coffins with spikes on the inside and for EACH coffin at your home port resupply base put the skipper, Gilligan, Mary Ann, the professor, a millionare and his wife, and a movie star in those iron coffins that cost you EXPENSIVE renown points.

Next,
Start a new mission. Bury them at sea NOT on land - then, and ONLY then, REPOST a picture of your success or mission accomplished.

Get back to me when you get that done.

[Manjushaka]

That is the USS Minnow ONE based out of Hawaii in 1941.

Had the skipper, Gilligan, Mary Ann, the professor, a millionare and his wife, and a movie star onboard.

Surface immediately.

Man the AA Gun. Machine gun all occupants of that ship. Verify they are very DEAD - use more bullets then what you have to. When you see them prone to the deck, shoot them again [twice] to make sure they are dead even though you see no movement. Ignore the pools of blood on the deck plates, fire again as a final safety measure at the dead bodies.

Press the ~ key to come to ALL STOP.

MAN your deck gun and use your deck gun to sink that ship and ANY, and all, lifeboats ... PLEASE.

When you have time, purchase iron coffins with spikes on the inside and for EACH coffin at your home port resupply base put the skipper, Gilligan, Mary Ann, the professor, a millionare and his wife, and a movie star in those iron coffins that cost you EXPENSIVE renown points.

Next,
Start a new mission. Bury them at sea NOT on land - then, and ONLY then, REPOST a picture of your success or mission accomplished.

Get back to me when you get that done.

:rotfl:

[peewee]

or as captain Jack said........shoot him, no wait, cut out his tongue THEN shoot him, THEN shoot his tongue.

[Monica Lewinsky]

:rotfl:

I laughed my ass off just writing it.:p

[Seminole]

I've seen that ship afore in real life...that be the Flying Dutchman, matey.


Ye be now having some luck...good er bad remain to be seen.

[Sailor Steve]

You'd shoot M-M-Mary Anne?:cry:

You BRUTE!:x

[Monica Lewinsky]

You'd shoot M-M-Mary Anne?:cry:

You BRUTE!:x

All the time ... she is fair game in times of war. :p :D

Reloaded the AA gun many times and SHOT HER DEAD - twice, to make sure she was VERY DEAD.

Damn bitch. Just wanted her DEAD so that my TV was clear for my use.

:lol:

She's DEAD. Playing SH4. :p :D

[gimpy117]

said it before and I'll say it again
ARRRR! DAVY JONES!!!!:arrgh!:

that is all, carry on

[Monica Lewinsky]

said it before and I'll say it again
DAVY JONES!!!!:arrgh!:

Damn it!

I was wrong. Go back to your AA gun on your sub for the fourth time and empty a clip into this character also.

This assumes you got the Captain, Gilligan, Mary Ann, the Millionare and his Wife, and the Movie Star already dead. If you do this out of order, you will have to re-start your mission all over again, from scratch - sorry.

Then, and only then proceed to your next mission objective.

Sorry for the prior inaccurate information on my part.

Remember the sequence is important:

The Skipper,
Gilligan.
Mary Ann
The Professor.
The Millionare and his Wife,
and then, and ONLY then ,fire you your subs AA machine gun or deck gun at the Movie Star.

Then dive to 300 feet and await further orders for 12 hours - not talkin about game Time Compression here for 12 hours!

You actually have to sit at your PC for 12 hours and wait for the next order.

What time do I set my alarm clock to send you new orders?

[Raptor1]

NYET!

Call a CA, ever seen what happens to a person when he's hit by an 8" shell?

No need to waste precious .50-cal ammunition on doing all that kill-confirmation

[Monica Lewinsky]

NYET!

Call a CA, ever seen what happens to a person when he's hit by an 8" shell?


You are being given WRONG advice by this [so called] Gentleman.

You go back to home port and get a Battleship to patrol with you in sequence with your subs patrol area.

As stated before:

Remember the sequence of kills is VERY important:

The Skipper,
Gilligan.
Mary Ann
The Professor.
The Millionare and his Wife,
and then, and ONLY then ,fire you your subs AA machine gun or deck gun at the Movie Star.

But assuming the battleship is there, use the 18 inch guns on the movie star. Verify she is DEAD. If in doubt, have your battleship fire 4 rounds of 18 inch shells - TWICE.

8 inch shells are such a waste of resources on the movie star. :yep: .

Regreting you made this post? Just checking.

[Raptor1]

Yeah, I guess that works too...

[Schnee]

Been playing this game since it came out in Fleet Boats or U-boats and never seen the Dutchman.

[Werewolf13]

Shoot Mary Anne??? No way. Take her prisoner. Rotate her thru the crew starting with the Captain. Rinse and repeat as necessary.

[Monica Lewinsky]

Shoot Mary Anne??? No way. Take her prisoner.

No way! You are so wrong.

Shoot her - make sure she is DEAD. It is a future food source for the crew. Just stuff her into subs freezer and deal with it later.

Just tell the crew that chicken is on the menu when you roast her.

See ... all you have to do is this on your sub to make sure you are not sued by the producer or infringe on copyright "stuff" .

http://learnabit.homeserver.com/lab/not-chicken.jpg

Remember ... your sub crew ordered for a Chinese take-out dinner, not a Jap Dinner take-out dinner while at sea.

No cats were harmed in making this post.

[Sailor Steve]

Remember the sequence of kills is VERY important:

The Skipper,
Gilligan.
Mary Ann
The Professor.
The Millionare and his Wife,
and then, and ONLY then ,fire you your subs AA machine gun or deck gun at the Movie Star.

But assuming the battleship is there, use the 18 inch guns on the movie star. Verify she is DEAD. If in doubt, have your battleship fire 4 rounds of 18 inch shells - TWICE.

8 inch shells are such a waste of resources on the movie star. :yep: .

Regreting you made this post? Just checking.
I've been thinking about this, and I'm starting to disagree. The Professor has been known to create nuclear weapons using only coconut shells. He should probably be a priority target.

Ginger (the Movie Star), on the other hand, could probably be eliminated by simply asking her to do long division. The strain would make her implode.

As for the J. Thurston Howell III (the Millionare) and his wife Lovey, I was thinking you could hold them for ransom, but, being as un-bright as they are I'm sure it would be possible to con them out of their money without too much trouble.

Speaking of being none to bright, Vorkapitan, I'm still trying to figure out what ship it was you ran into.

[Monica Lewinsky]

I've been thinking about this, and I'm starting to disagree.

Posting such nonsense like this really gets under my skin.

It was said:

"The Professor has been known to create nuclear weapons using only coconut shells."

Now come on ... hold on ... if you look at EVERY episode, the only means the Professor had for detonating the nuclear device was through the use of an A. M. Radio Signal. WHERE was his HUGE power source to transmit the signal.? Gilligan peddeling a bike generator?

Then this statement:

"Ginger (the Movie Star), on the other hand, could probably be eliminated by simply asking her to do long division. The strain would make her implode."

But she had a PAIR, sir, do you deny that?!

And then this FOUL point:

"As for the J. Thurston Howell III (the Millionare) and his wife Lovey, I was thinking you could hold them for ransom, but, being as un-bright as they are I'm sure it would be possible to con them out of their money without too much trouble."

Who in the HELL did you think FUNDED the Professors Experiments putting a nuclear device in a coconut shell?

Review this, then get back to me:

http://learnabit.homeserver.com/lab/Muppets-Manamana.mpeg

[1480]

10 cents on a barque..... 3 masted one that is!

[Monica Lewinsky]

10 cents on a barque..... 3 masted one that is!

No way it was the USS Minnow.

Come on man ..... it's been in re-runs for almost 30 years!

Focus on this - this is the RIGHT answer:
I've been thinking about this, and I'm starting to disagree. The Professor has been known to create nuclear weapons using only coconut shells. He should probably be a priority target.

Last Minute Revision:

Find the professor, man your AA gun, KILL HIM with it [your aa gun], main your deck gun, sink ANYTHING using sails. Dive to 300 feet and come to ALL STOP. Surface in 18 hours - report in for new orders.

[1480]

Dude Lolly-pop-Lips: Just set them up like they did in that great movie done in the 80's: Motel Hell, or maybe better yet, get Chongo off the island and give him a little blue pill....they will all internally bleed out from the mass trauma suffered to exits that just were forced to become major thoroughfares...... and you can save our tax payers some money!

[Sailor Steve]

Posting such nonsense like this really gets under my skin.
Ah, the classic debater's trick: calling your opponent's arguments nonsense. Sticks and stones may break my bones (don't get any ideas here) but names will prove me right every time!

It was said:

"The Professor has been known to create nuclear weapons using only coconut shells."

Now come on ... hold on ... if you look at EVERY episode, the only means the Professor had for detonating the nuclear device was through the use of an A. M. Radio Signal. WHERE was his HUGE power source to transmit the signal.? Gilligan peddeling a bike generator?
I can't verify the Professor's constructive capacity. I only quote Gilligan himself, from the classic summation iterated in Back To The Beach.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092608/

Then this statement:

"Ginger (the Movie Star), on the other hand, could probably be eliminated by simply asking her to do long division. The strain would make her implode."

But she had a PAIR, sir, do you deny that?!

I deny nothing, but *I* loved her for her mind.

Also, to again quote the aforementioned Beach reference: "Sure, we had girls on the island, but you couldn't touch 'em!"

And while I find your "Manamana" argument to be nothing short of brilliant, I still feel it is only one part of the equation.

Focus on this - this is the RIGHT answer:

I've been thinking about this, and I'm starting to disagree. The Professor has been known to create nuclear weapons using only coconut shells. He should probably be a priority target.


Last Minute Revision:

Find the professor, man your AA gun, KILL HIM with it [your aa gun], main your deck gun, sink ANYTHING using sails. Dive to 300 feet and come to ALL STOP. Surface in 18 hours - report in for new orders.
I'm sorry, this discussion is at an end. I can't abide a whiny weinie waffling fence-sitter who changes his mind at the drop of a brilliant argument. Stick to your guns and shoot Mary-Anne. Even if she was my stepmother's roommate in college, I have to acknowledge that she could be the least useful and most annoying of the bunch.

[LeeVanSpliff]

Being completely disconnected from reality and hence not having the slightest clue what you guys are on about I still find this thread hilarious.

[Lynx2069]

AA Guns...Deck Guns....Send one of those good for nothing mk14's at her. Even if it dosen't detonate it should punch right on through the bloody rotten planks of that tin can death trap.

[Monica Lewinsky]

I'm sorry, this discussion is at an end.
Not quite, yet sir.

You got me "boxed into a corner" with some of your logic that you have posted. You are not getting your facts, correct, sorry.


However, yet, another justified reason for the shooting - she might get rescued and become a drug user later in life:



http://learnabit.homeserver.com/lab/maryann01.jpg



I've been thinking about this, and I'm starting to disagree. The Professor has been known to create nuclear weapons using only coconut shells. He should probably be a priority target.

I can't verify the Professor's constructive capacity. I only quote Gilligan.

This is my main gripe! The Professor did no such thing. He made a RADIO , not a nuclear device out of a coconut.



http://learnabit.homeserver.com/lab/maryann02.jpg

[gimpy117]

AA Guns...Deck Guns....Send one of those good for nothing mk14's at her. Even if it dosen't detonate it should punch right on through the bloody rotten planks of that tin can death trap.

what about a Cursed ghost ship doomed to sail the high seas for all eternity don't you understand....

[1480]

This is too friggin funny.....:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Sailor Steve]

I'm sorry, this discussion is at an end.
Not quite, yet sir.
Well, I can see that I have much to learn from experienced researchers. I can't argue with quotes straight from the horses a..., um, mouth. Your grasp of the true events of the situation leaves me no choice but to adopt a new line of reasoning.

Gilligan: Take him on board and put him to work. He is, after all, "a mighty sailin' man," and can't be any worse than Bernard.

The Skipper too: Likewise. He is "brave and sure", and knows something about piloting, especially in foul weather. Put him in charge of something.

The Millionaire: Useless. If we can't get a ransom, feed him to the fishes.

And His Wife: Get her some rechargables. That'll keep her quiet.

The Movie Star: Well, we can't use her for the obvious, because it's a family show. Maybe we can put her to work at the nightclub.

The Professor: In review, it seems that none of his wacky schemes ever seem to work. Give him to the enemy; we might win that way.

Mary-Anne: Given her propensity for "creative thinking", maybe we should keep her - teach her to share.

p.s. Arrested by Ponch - that has to hurt!:rotfl:

p.p.s. I've been looking more closely at the ship in question, and there might be a coin nailed to the mainmast. I think we've actually found the ghost of the Pequod.

[Monica Lewinsky]

I've been looking more closely at the ship in question, and there might be a coin nailed to the mainmast. I think we've actually found the ghost of the Pequod.

Agh come on!

Ishmail was boarding the ship [the Pequod] and he WAS WARNED - (the guy with the torn shirt on the loading dock):

"ALL shall DIE, but one." Was the exact words.


So why not it let be Mary Ann is your logic to be "SAVED" ? Well, what about protecting future generations of our children from NOT producing something like this:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lV8nJHOgUCQ



This is right up there with the Nuremberg Trails in the late 1940's - it should NOT/NEVER happen again.

I totally disagree with you. Sink that DAMN ship and kill ALL the occupants - PERIOD.

Do you REALLY want people like this in the work force in 20 years paying your and my social secrurity check? As shown above video clip?

Somehow I have/had a STRANGE feeling your 486 PC is overdue for replacement with Microsoft Bob as it's main OS [that means Opearting Sytem], becuase I also found this researching on Google for MANY hours to see if your Professor did indeed detonate a nuclear device having its main external shell case of a cococnut shell surrounded by Uranium-235/238 as the main source of the explosion.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIsuCydRRaQ




General Groves has to be laughing in his grave. "Coconut shell[s] to control a nuclear reaction?"

Come on! Do the engineering and whip your slide ruler or calculator and CONFESS your guilt.

Coconuts as a weapon enclosure? Laughing my butt off. It's a big one, [butt] so the laughter continues.

[gimpy117]

AA Guns...Deck Guns....Send one of those good for nothing mk14's at her. Even if it dosen't detonate it should punch right on through the bloody rotten planks of that tin can death trap.
what about a Cursed ghost ship doomed to sail the high seas for all eternity don't you understand....

Oh almost forgot....you also will need the chest to kill davy jones....Now where's that stupid compass....

[Sailor Steve]

Okay Lewinsky, you've been asking for this. I tried to play nice, but you wanted to play games. I tried to be civil, but you wanted a smack-down. I don't normally like to drop names, but you're forcing me to pull out my big guns. I have the true story directly from the mouth of a man who was actually there.

JUST LISTEN TO THIS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpuUyhJmaB8

[DavyJonesFootlocker]

Oh almost forgot....you also will need the chest to kill davy jones....Now where's that stupid compass...

Kill me? No bloody way! The chest that can kill me is Dolly Parton's chest! LOL

[Lynx2069]

AA Guns...Deck Guns....Send one of those good for nothing mk14's at her. Even if it dosen't detonate it should punch right on through the bloody rotten planks of that tin can death trap.
what about a Cursed ghost ship doomed to sail the high seas for all eternity don't you understand....

True. Don't know what the hell I was on yesterday morning!!

But when it comes to Mk14's you might as well be shooting at a ghost ship, because she a'int detonatin' anyway.

[Petur]

Finaly..i have been waiting to see pictures of this :)

[Monica Lewinsky]

Okay Lewinsky, you've been asking for this. I tried to play nice, but you wanted to play games. I tried to be civil, but you wanted a smack-down. I don't normally like to drop names, but you're forcing me to pull out my big guns. I have the true story directly from the mouth of a man who was actually there.
JUST LISTEN TO THIS!


OK, so I spend 6 minutes and 28 seconds of my life listening to that - that sham. So the Pequod get's a parking ticket, SO WHAT!

Okay Lewinsky, you've been asking for this. I tried to play nice, but you wanted to play games.


Games no, PRINCIPLES, yes. I have been playing nice too, and have bent over backwards to be civil. I have made sure that no coconuts ever got harmed in our dispute or posts. But, YOU come along and bring some big guns to the table and want BLOOD.


but you're forcing me to pull out my big guns.


I see your point, but, dear sir, my guns are bigger than your big guns.



I have the true story directly from the mouth of a man who was actually there.


And I also, have PROOF, sir. Your working theory of the Professor detonating a nuclear device on the Pequod using coconuts is pure bunk!

If you do not watch the flick to the END ... you WILL FAIL to see my point.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBRwM73PGLU





You need to watch Moby Dick one more time. When Orson Wells gets on the pulpit preaching he says:

[Spelling is a problem here …]

“And God created a great fish [which torpedo number?] to swallow up Joenah.”

“The sin of Joenah was his disobedience”

Sounds like you?

KILL Mary Ann, and move on!

Finally..i have been waiting to see pictures of this

This is what started this mess:


Hi Mates.... take a look;

http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn247/purpjj1/SH4Img2008-06-14_161121_250.jpg

http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn247/purpjj1/SH4Img2008-06-14_161111_500.jpg

Hang Vorkapitan for making this post.

He needs to PAY.

[Sailor Steve]

Okay, so you've proven that Orson Welles is Gregory Peck is Patrick Stewart is Kirk Douglas. But does that mean that Jurgen Prochnow is a white whale? This should open your bloodshot eyes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1SJo83FLI4&feature=related

Hang Vorkapitan for making this post.

He needs to PAY.
Well, at least there's something we agree on!

[Monica Lewinsky]

Well, at least there's something we agree on!

I spit on thee , twice, double damn video pirate that thee are matey. Make that a QUAD spit.

damn good flick you submitted. I am running out of options, here.


Take this you thief of documentation!

You should CONFESS to your sins as proven here after reviewing this - you and your ship of fools. :p :


You are nothing less than a video pirate. PERIOD!

http://learnabit.homeserver.com/lab/pirates.wmv





Top that!

I hope NONE of it is compatible with you current video systems. You are still a BETA tape guy, egh?

THAT is the ship Hang Vorkapitan spotted. SINK IT! period.

Notice the lack of coconuts in the flick, sir. Detonating a nuclear device around a coconut shell is NOT possible. Concede defeat.

You are DOOMED to hell without agreeing with me.

[Sailor Steve]

I am but a poor luddite, and posess but a single-core machine; as I can only spit once for your quad, I'll certainly lose that contest.

Confess my sins? I'll BOAST of them, sirrah! You say I am nothing more than a video pirate? I proclaim that I am nothing LESS! I have a copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special, of which Mr. Lucas has tried to deny the very existence! Of course watching it takes ten years off your life, so be kind - I'm not long for this cruel world.

Concede defeat.

You are DOOMED to hell without agreeing with me.
NEVER! Unless I win you are doomed to SMELL de feet!

[Vorkapitan]

"Hang Vorkapitan for making this post.

He needs to PAY."



Hey Mates......

If you look at my profile picture, you can see that I have already paid the price and more .. :arrgh!:

[Monica Lewinsky]

Looks like your overdue for a shave - the above post.

Just don't let some other so called "gentleman" tell you a story how the Professor made an electric shaver out of a coconut.

Signed,
a clean shaven XO

[Sailor Steve]

If you look at my profile picture, you can see that I have already paid the price and more .. :arrgh!:
:rotfl:

Signed,
a clean shaven XO
With a coconut for a brain...or at least for a hat.:p

[Monica Lewinsky]

With a coconut for a brain
QUESTION for Mr. Sailor Steve:

Five sailors survive a shipwreck and swim to a tiny island where there is nothing but a coconut tree and a monkey. The sailors gather all the coconuts and put them in a big pile under the tree. Exhausted, they agree to go to wait until the next morning to divide up the coconuts.

At one o'clock in the morning, the first sailor wakes up. He realizes that he can't trust the others, and decides to take his share now. He divides the coconuts into five equal piles, but there is one coconut left over. He gives that coconut to the monkey, hides his coconuts (one of the five piles), and puts the rest of the coconuts (the other four piles) back under the tree.

At two o'clock, the second sailor wakes up. Not realizing that the first sailor has already taken his share, he too divides the coconuts up into five piles, leaving one coconut over which he gives to the monkey. He then hides his share (one of the five piles), and puts the remainder (the other four piles) back under the tree.

At three, four, and five o'clock in the morning, the third, fourth, and fifth sailors each wake up and carry out the same actions.

In the morning, all the sailors wake up, and try to look innocent. No one makes a remark about the diminished pile of coconuts, and no one decides to be honest and admit that they've already taken their share. Instead, they divide the pile up into five piles, for the sixth time, and find that there is yet again one coconut left over, which they give to the monkey.

Question: What is the smallest amount of coconuts that there could have been in the original pile?

Possible ANSWER:

Every sailor leaves 4/5(n-1) coconuts of a pile of n coconuts. This results in an awful formula for the complete process (because every time one coconut must be taken away to make the pile divisible by 5):

4/5(4/5(4/5(4/5(4/5(4/5(p-1)-1)-1)-1)-1)-1), where p is the number of coconuts in the original pile, must be a whole number.

The trick is to make the number of coconuts in the pile divisible by 5, by adding 4 coconuts. This is possible because you can take away those 4 coconuts again after taking away one fifth part of the pile: normally, 4/5(n-1) coconuts are left of a pile of n coconuts; now 4/5(n+4)=4/5(n-1)+4 coconuts are left of a pile of n+4 coconuts.

And because of this, the number of coconuts in the pile stays divisible by 5 during the whole process. So we are now looking for a p for which the following holds:

4/5×4/5×4/5×4/5×4/5×4/5×(p+4)=(46/56)×(p+4), where p is the number of coconuts in the original pile, must be a whole number.

The smallest (p+4) for which the above holds, is 56. So there were p=56-4=15,621 coconuts in the original pile.


My coconut brain is hurting after that.
At least the monkey got some coconuts.

And you thought A.O.B. was hard using manual targeting?

[Sailor Steve]

Okay, that's the last time I through a direct insult at you! The monkey has a better chance at solving that one than I do.

[Madox58]

Actually?
The whole thought is flawed.
5 people washing up on a bit of land after being in the sea?
The monkey is food!
Protein!!
And monkey don't taste to bad.

[Monica Lewinsky]

And monkey don't taste to bad.
Tastes like chicken, egh?

Where is the ship he ran into?

The guy that started this thread should be held accountable for his actions.

I'd say: "Put him in an iron coffin with spikes on the inside and find a steep hill - let's roll."

[Madox58]

:rotfl:
Everything tastes like chicken when your hungry.
Except for coconuts!!
:rotfl:

[Sailor Steve]

Actually?
The whole thought is flawed.
5 people washing up on a bit of land after being in the sea?
The monkey is food!
Protein!!
And monkey don't taste to bad.
DANG! I shoulda knowed it was a trick question.

Curses, foiled again!

[Monica Lewinsky]

Actually?
The whole thought is flawed.
5 people washing up on a bit of land after being in the sea?
The monkey is food!
Protein!!
And monkey don't taste to bad.
DANG! I shoulda knowed it was a trick question.

Curses, foiled again!

No one, I me no one would excpect that from you as shown below:

[not recommended for those under 21 who do not enjoy a comfy-chair]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSe38dzJYkY

Confess! Confess!