A stern letter to BDu

[papa_smurf]

The glorious Heinz Buder writes:

I must really protest at my latest assigend patrol to the coast of Norway. I understand that it will help with the invasion of Norway, I do feel that it is a waste of my talents hunting enemy task forces, when the same job could easily done by Georings flyboys (sorry Lufftwaffe).

In light of the stiutation, I will do this patrol but under protest and have the full backing of my crew. On my return, I expect to be returned to my usual Atlantic patrols, so I can resume hunting enemy convoys. And to facilitate this I shall require a Type IX/B U-boat.

Heinz Buder.

[STEED]

From Bdu
To Heinz Buder

And what makes you so special? Your high handed attitude reflex's badly on your character, we have no choice but to recall you. when on arrival at your base you will be shot for being a sarcastic coward.

[bigboywooly]

From BDU to Heinz Buder
Effective immediately

You are assigned to a real coastal boat

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h22/bigboywooly/SH4/NOVAborelli.gif

Any more dissent will result in a trip to the eastern front

[papa_smurf]

To: BDu
From: Heinz Buder


I refute the fact that I am a sarcastic coward. I was mearly pointing out that I will be more useful in the atlantic campaign sinking enemy convoys, as I have already sunk over 76,000 GRT, and you do not want lose such an expereinced commander if we want to bring the Brtish to it knees and force them out of the war.

I apologies unreservedly and will dilligently carry out my orders.


Heinz Buder.

[STEED]

From Bdu
To Heinz Buder

You now sound like a coward who is about to surrender to the first British ship you come across.

In the name of Adolf Hitler you are to be hunted down and blown out of the sea.

[Jimbuna]

A poster of you and your crew will be circulated to aid those hunting for you.

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/8626/crewmp7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Letum]

A poster of you and your crew will be circulated to aid those hunting for you.

[pic]
Haha! Thats a great photo!
From 0 degrees Latitude I guess?

[seafarer]

The glorious Heinz Buder writes:

I must really protest at my latest assigend patrol to the coast of Norway. I understand that it will help with the invasion of Norway, I do feel that it is a waste of my talents hunting enemy task forces, when the same job could easily done by Georings flyboys (sorry Lufftwaffe).

In light of the stiutation, I will do this patrol but under protest and have the full backing of my crew. On my return, I expect to be returned to my usual Atlantic patrols, so I can resume hunting enemy convoys. And to facilitate this I shall require a Type IX/B U-boat.

Heinz Buder.

Repy:

You don't give orders son, you're paid to take them, and obey them, period. Carry on.

P.S. Remember, I could order you to park of Murmansk for a few months, in winter, and without longjohns!! :lol:

[StarLion45]

TO :ALL THE COMMANDERS
FROM : DER FÜRHERS HEADQUARTER

Fellow Zitizens of "The Third Reich "

You all did/do a great job for the Reich ! I must say I am very , very proud of each and one of you and all your great victories !!
We must force the allies out of the atlantic for ALL COST!
AS LONG AS YOU ALL OBEY MY ORDERS WE WILL WIN!!!!!!!!
Heinz Buder , I am proud of you ! FORWARD FOR DER FATERLAND !!!!!
Steed I am very disapointed of you!!DON'T YOU EVER USE MY NAME AGAIN , AND I WILL GET YOU SHOT!! End of discussion!!!
yours truly ,

Adolf Hitler.

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/1671/screenshotahitleruv5.jpg

[Jimbuna]

A poster of you and your crew will be circulated to aid those hunting for you.

[pic]
Haha! Thats a great photo!
From 0 degrees Latitude I guess?

Rgr that http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/thumbsup.gif

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/7487/crewrl9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/3381/crew2ar8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/7601/crew3iy3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/4026/crew4xq6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[danurve]

To: Captain Walker
From: Bletchley Park

The German U-boat cypher intercepts are at it again. Seems their own crews, commanders, and BdU just can't keep quiet.
Forwarding you the latest intercept pin-points.

Good Hunting Sir!

[nikbear]

From BDU to Heinz Buder
Effective immediately

You are assigned to a real coastal boat

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h22/bigboywooly/SH4/NOVAborelli.gif

Any more dissent will result in a trip to the eastern front

What mod is that?where's the download link?:rotfl:

[sharkbit]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Those u-boat pictures are hilarous. Not the usual set of pictures you normally see. Good to see it's not all death, destruction, fear, crappy weather, moldy food, smelly crewmen, and boredom. There were lighter moments.
:)

Where'd you find those pictures, jimbuna?

[Jimbuna]

They're from a book:

Wolfpacks at War - The U-Boat Experience in World War II by Jak Mallmann Showell.

[Brag]

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/1671/screenshotahitleruv5.jpg
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/smartdark/user_offline.gif http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/smartdark/report.gif (http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/report.php?p=890222)

Did he survive the Great Subsim Fire too? :o

[Brag]

The glorious Heinz Buder writes:

I must really protest at my latest assigend patrol to the coast of Norway. I understand that it will help with the invasion of Norway, I do feel that it is a waste of my talents hunting enemy task forces, when the same job could easily done by Georings flyboys (sorry Lufftwaffe).

In light of the stiutation, I will do this patrol but under protest and have the full backing of my crew. On my return, I expect to be returned to my usual Atlantic patrols, so I can resume hunting enemy convoys. And to facilitate this I shall require a Type IX/B U-boat.

Heinz Buder.

Never send stern letters to BDU. They only accept bow letters.

Johan Sebastian Balz
Greatest hero of the Kriegsmarine.

[Ivan Putski]

From BDU to all U-Boat Commanders, the Fuhrer, after reviewing those photo`s has issued orders to stay clear of the California coast, and the Gay community. BDU:D

[Jimbuna]

From BDU to all U-Boat Commanders, the Fuhrer, after reviewing those photo`s has issued orders to stay clear of the California coast, and the Gay community. BDU:D


...and Balz and his crew :p

[U-46 Commander]

From the BDU

Sir, it is because of your succesess that we post your patrol to norway. We want an experienced capitan to lead our wolpack there.

[rifleman13]

From BDU to all U-Boat Commanders, the Fuhrer, after reviewing those photo`s has issued orders to stay clear of the California coast, and the Gay community. BDU:D
BdU to all u-boats!

Orders revised!
Screw the Allies!

Hunt down and sink this... this... thing!
Last known location: US West Coast, California
http://www.globaldest.com/newsletter/images/largest_cruise.jpg
Any u-boat who does will be given automatic retirement, a large sum of money and a beautiful winter home in the Bavarian Alps!

Who will accept this challenge!:arrgh!:
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[aj906]

To: Papa Smurf
From: U-80

Suck it up and deal with it. The Norwegian coast at this time of year is much more agreeable to mortality than Rekjavik in March '43 or Casablanca in November '43.

Now, instead of moaning how about doing something about your meagre tonnage?