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Stealth Hunter
06-23-08, 03:43 AM
Here's how it works:
OP - What's Worse: getting bit by a snake or seeing someone else being bitten by a snake?
A User - Getting bit by a snake. What's Worse: being deaf OR being blind?
A User - Being blind. What's Worse: [insert example]
Continue the chain is all you do.
What's Worse: starving to death OR dying from dehydration?
Raptor1
06-23-08, 03:44 AM
Dying from dehydration
What's worse: replying to a thread like this OR making a thread like this?
Stealth Hunter
06-23-08, 03:45 AM
Replying to a thread like this.
What's Worse: having no Internet or having no life?
Tango589
06-23-08, 11:03 AM
Having no life.
Whats worse: drowning in beer or drowning in custard?
Drowning in custard.
Drowning in beer would be a privilege.
What's worse being very cold or being very warm?
Raptor1
06-23-08, 01:41 PM
Being very warm (I absolutely despise the heat, I wouldn't mind if temperatures around here would get a permanent -10 degrees C...buff)
What's worse: Dive Bombing in an Arado Ar 234 OR Level Bombing in a Stuka?
(This comes after using the Blitz in IL-2 in the last few days)
Takeda Shingen
06-23-08, 01:43 PM
Dive bombing in an Ar 234.
What's worse: Being boiled alive or being eaten alive?
Stealth Hunter
06-23-08, 02:45 PM
Boiled Alive.
What's Worse: being given the death penalty OR spending life in prison?
Tango589
06-23-08, 03:09 PM
Life in prison. Too many chances of being Big Cyril's 'special friend'.
What's worse, red or green?
Raptor1
06-23-08, 03:10 PM
Green
What's worse: Submarine in the air OR Airplane in the sea?
Raptor1
06-23-08, 03:15 PM
Rubber Teeth (Do you realize how good you can be at Basketball with a 3m long arm?)
Whats worse: Hearing the voices OR Meeting Bernard, personally
Respenus
06-23-08, 03:23 PM
Meeting Bernard in person. Can you imagine it? Voices I can deal with, a person with the caracter of Bernard is just, :o. Too much!
What's worse: Having to do the same mind numbing job over and over again or knowing there is something more to it?
Off topic: Raptor1, I couldn't agree more. I can get wormer when it's cold, but it's a hell lot harder to get colder when it's hot!
Stealth Hunter
06-23-08, 03:24 PM
Meeting Bernard (he will bring upon you a torrent of bad luck and incompentency the likes of which you will suffer with for the rest of your natural life).
What's Worse: being in a plane crash OR crashing a plane?
Jimbuna
06-23-08, 03:48 PM
Crashing a plane and being responsible for many deaths.
What's worse: Being a cannibal or cannibalising someone.
Stealth Hunter
06-23-08, 03:53 PM
Being a cannibal (otherwise, you only do it once; keep on doing it, you'll get a disease).
What's Worse: being stranded in the desert or being stranded on the ocean.
Raptor1
06-23-08, 03:58 PM
Being stranded in the desert (It be's hot, matey)
Whats worse: Missing with 20% of your bombs in the middle of a friendly occupied populated city OR Missing with 60% of your bombs in the middle of nowhere?
Jimbuna
06-23-08, 04:23 PM
Missing with 60% because nobody knows where nowhere is.
What's worse: Drinking too much wine or spilling too much wine.
Raptor1
06-23-08, 04:32 PM
Spilling too much wine (You already drank too much)
What's worse: Normal or not
Tango589
06-24-08, 10:32 AM
Normal. Not can be interesting.
Whats worse, having a job you despise or having no job?
Raptor1
06-24-08, 10:39 AM
Having a job you despise
What's worse: Dive Bombing or Level Bombing in general against small ground targets (Tanks, Trucks...)?
rifleman13
06-24-08, 10:43 AM
Dive bombing!
What's worse: Pounded by artillery or ripped to shreds by machine gun fire?
HunterICX
06-24-08, 10:54 AM
Pounded by artillery , (you never know but the next shell might hit you)
Whats worse? Flying a Daylight bomber raid or Night Bomber Raid
HunterICx
Night Bombing. You might miss your target and because of that someone else would have to go back and do it again, escorts would become useless and lastly, if it would be you as allied and the enemy as Germany during WWII, the BF110 Schräge Musik wouldnt be nice to hang around with.
What's Worse: Drowning or being burned alive?
Raptor1
06-24-08, 01:58 PM
Burned Alive (It's hot) (I seem to remember something like this...)
What's worse: Bringing a knife to a gunfight OR Bringing a gun (Small Arms) to a Naval Battle?
FIREWALL
06-24-08, 02:26 PM
BOTH !!!
What's worse: Blocking the kick andwinning the soccer match all tho you were kicked heavily in the "NUTS".
Or missing the block and haveing sex with a SuperModel al the while knowing the Soccer world thinks your a "BUM" for missing the Easy block. :p
Jimbuna
06-24-08, 03:58 PM
The former....I'll settle for the latter....supermodels have nice bums.
What's worse: having a glass of your favourite drink, half full or half empty.
Raptor1
06-24-08, 04:00 PM
Half Full, always look on the empty half
What's worse: Dealing with a fire OR Dealing with severe flooding
Jimbuna
06-24-08, 04:12 PM
Dealing with a fire....the smell is always worse.
What's worse: Finding out that your best mate is gay, or finding out your best mate has been unfaithful to you.
Raptor1
06-24-08, 04:19 PM
The latter, It's very hard to deal with a second-in-command betraying you just when you're on the brink of World Domination
What's worse: Good or Very Good?
Tango589
06-26-08, 02:37 PM
Good, because very good rocks!
Whats worse, having no friends or having enemies?
Raptor1
06-26-08, 02:59 PM
Having no friends, because without enemies life is boring
What's worse: Having no time OR having too much time?
KeptinCranky
06-26-08, 03:16 PM
Having too much time
what's worse, mayonaisse from a spray can or cheese from a spray can?
Cheese from a spray can. At least mayo is meant to be liquid.
What's worse; a fly in your soup or a cockroach in your salad?
nikimcbee
06-27-08, 03:37 AM
I'll say the roach in the salad, but they're both nasty.
What's worse: A 3 year old tantrum or an angry pack of chimpanzes (noise-wise).:dead:
Raptor1
06-27-08, 03:40 AM
An angry pack of chimps, Because while you only have to waste 1 bullet for the 3-year old, you have to waste an entire magazine for the chimps
What's Worse: Being a member of Subsim OR Being a member of regular society?
rifleman13
06-27-08, 07:32 AM
Being a regular member of society, 'cause society doesn't usually talk World War II in a comedic manner!
What's worse? China overrunning all of Russia or the old Soviet Union overrunning all of Europe?
nikimcbee
06-29-08, 12:10 AM
Being a regular member of society, 'cause society doesn't usually talk World War II in a comedic manner!
What's worse? China overrunning all of Russia or the old Soviet Union overrunning all of Europe?
Definatly the USSR overrunning Europe. They will trash everything in their path.
What's worse? Country Music or Opera?
Stealth Hunter
06-29-08, 01:30 AM
Ugh. Most certainly Country Music...
What's Worse: an earthquake or a flood?
nikimcbee
06-29-08, 01:43 AM
Flood. Atleast you can plan for an earthquake.
What's worse? Godzilla or Rosie O'donnal(sp)
rifleman13
06-29-08, 08:16 PM
Rosie O'Donnell, because she is just a person who has a qualities of a morbidly obese female canine. (Can't say the b-word here):D
What's worse? An LCD monochrome monitor or a multi-colored CRT monitor?
Raptor1
06-30-08, 01:22 AM
Monochrome LCD Monitor, don't insult my CRT please!
What's worse: Being fed to the sharks OR Being fed sharks
UnderseaLcpl
06-30-08, 03:49 AM
Being fed to sharks, ask James Bond
What's worse; being owned or being pwned?
Platapus
06-30-08, 05:20 AM
If you are a dog then being owned is pretty good :)
What is worse
Getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen beetle or
Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen beetle?
HunterICX
06-30-08, 06:39 AM
Getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen beetle or
Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen beetle?
Getting an elephant pregant in a volkswagen beetle...wait..how does an elephant fit in there anyway?
Whats worse,
getting your nose hair pulled out, or getting..*cough* your hair out of your arse pulled out?
HunterICX
Jimbuna
06-30-08, 11:15 AM
For a man, his nasal hair but for a woman....oh never mind.
What's worse: giving blood or taking it.
rifleman13
06-30-08, 11:20 AM
Giving blood! I HATE NEEDLES!
What's worse? Stranded in the middle of Antarctica or stranded in the middle of the Sahara?
Raptor1
06-30-08, 11:29 AM
Stranded in the middle of the Sahara...DIDN'T WE ALREADY GO OVER THIS?!??!?!?
What's worse: Killed by a maul OR Killed by a tube of toothpaste?
rifleman13
06-30-08, 11:35 AM
@Raptor 1: Click me! (http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=887695&postcount=16)
Killed by a tube of toothpaste... That's just embarrasing!
What's worse? Canned food from China or Beef from the UK?
Jimbuna
06-30-08, 01:52 PM
Canned food from China.....the tin will break your teeth.
What's worse: A dog eating man or a man eating dog.
rifleman13
07-17-08, 04:36 AM
Dog eating man.
What's worse: You arriving at work naked or everyone except you naked?
Raptor1
07-17-08, 04:41 AM
Option #2, Because option #1 reinforces your temporary insanity argument in the mass-murder case of your fellow workmates
What's worse: Being me or being you?
Sailor Steve
07-17-08, 08:33 AM
Being you, because you have to put up with me and I'm worse to put up with...I think.
What's worse, being a thousand feet underwater without a submarine or being a thousand feet in the air without a plane?
Jimbuna
07-17-08, 09:14 AM
The former, because in the case of the latter you will have a parachute to help you land safely.
What's worse, lying, or being lied to.
Raptor1
07-17-08, 09:22 AM
Lying, you miss out on the violent revenge later on
What's worse: Destroying the Universe or Being destroyed along with the Universe when someone else did it
VipertheSniper
07-17-08, 12:40 PM
Lying, you miss out on the violent revenge later on
What's worse: Destroying the Universe or Being destroyed along with the Universe when someone else did it
Does it really matter? I mean either way the universe and all in it will be destroyed, including the destroyer of the universe. Well anyway...
What's worse: Dreaming of an exam you already passed, or dreaming of an exam you still have to pass?
Jimbuna
07-18-08, 03:43 AM
Dreaming of an exam you still have to pass. Better to have the qualification already in hand.
What's worse: Dreaming about the girl next door, or dreaming about the boy next door.
rifleman13
07-18-08, 04:08 AM
Dreaming about the boy next door.
What's worse: Shot down in hostile territory or shot down by friendly fire.
Shot down by friendly fire (if you don't get killed)
What's worse: To be or not to be
Raptor1
07-18-08, 09:20 AM
To be
What's worse: Reading Shakespeare or being Shake Speared?
Jimbuna
07-18-08, 11:27 AM
Reading Shakespeare....you can heal from a speare injury.
What's worse: finding your wife in bed with your brother, or finding your brother in bed with your wife.
Both I guess but finding your brother with your wife sounds worst
What's worse: drinking whiskey with ice or with pure water
Raptor1
07-18-08, 11:31 AM
With Pure Water
What's Worse: Being Bernard or being in the same place as Bernard?
Being in the same place as Bernard
What's worse: Being named Bernard or being named Dinsdale.
Platapus
07-18-08, 04:13 PM
Being named Dinsdale.
What is worse being a hedgehog or a dead parrot?
Jimbuna
07-18-08, 05:44 PM
Being Dinsdale, he never appeared in Monty Python.
What's worse: Knowing everything about everyone or everyone knowing everything about everyone.
Biggles
07-18-08, 07:28 PM
Everyone knowing everything about everyone.
What's worse: You or me?
JHuschke
07-18-08, 11:20 PM
Me!
Whats worse? Hunting or fishing?
Jimbuna
07-19-08, 05:34 AM
Hunting.
What's worse: Feeling let down or letting others down.
letting others down
What's worse: a pilot with Acrophobia (extrme fear of heights) or a blind one
HunterICX
07-19-08, 05:42 AM
A Blind pilot,
whats worse? stuck in a Elevator and badly need to take a pee, or badly need to drop the big brown payload
HunterICX
rifleman13
07-19-08, 05:56 AM
badly need to drop the big brown payload
What's worse: Powerful PC with Microsoft Vista or a crappy PC with an Open Source OS?
Jimbuna
07-19-08, 07:32 AM
Either/both.
What's worse: Backing a loser, or failing to back a winner.
UnderseaLcpl
07-19-08, 10:21 AM
Failing to back a winner, sometimes they remember it.
What's worse; Bono or starving children?
Jimbuna
07-19-08, 11:40 AM
Definitely starving children, but Bono is still a PITA.
What's worse: Riding a horse or being ridden by one.
Being ridden by one
What's worse: Being depth charged or let Bernard play with the AA?
Raptor1
07-19-08, 12:39 PM
Bernard with the AA, Atleast you have a chance to escape with the DCs
What's worse: Getting hit by an ICBM or getting almost hit by an ICBM
Jimbuna
07-19-08, 01:27 PM
getting hit, you die a millionth of a second sooner.
What's worse: Someone 'gunning' for you or you 'gunning' for someone.
rifleman13
07-20-08, 02:33 AM
You 'gunning' for someone, it's very tiring!:roll:
What's worse: Firing squad by musketry or firing squad by artillery
Raptor1
07-20-08, 02:39 AM
By musketry, you must be important if they're using an artillery firing squad to kill you
What's worse: You drinking the Coke or the Coke drinking YOU?
Task Force
07-20-08, 03:14 AM
Coke drinking you. Sounds painful:rotfl:
Being in a sub comanded by bernard or being keelhauled.
Biggles
07-20-08, 05:23 AM
Lol, seriously?
Being in a sub commanded by Bernard
What's worse: Having Churchill or Ghandi to dinner?
Jimbuna
07-20-08, 06:22 AM
Gandhi, he died a lot earlier and would taste a lot tougher.
What's worse: black or white.
Platapus
07-20-08, 06:37 AM
What's worse: black or white.
Black Black cars show dust and dirt.
What's worse: Fountain pen or ball point?
rifleman13
07-20-08, 09:38 AM
Fountain pen, it's messy.
What's worse, Having completely no internet access or having your internet access denied?
having it denied.
Whats worse: hitting an 18 wheeler (with a car) or getting hit by one
Raptor1
07-20-08, 09:46 AM
Getting hit by one
What's worse: Getting rammed by a Jagdtiger or Getting rammed by a Jagdtiger driven by Bernard?
rifleman13
07-20-08, 09:50 AM
Getting rammed by a Jagdtiger driven by Bernard. That would be very, very embarrassing.
What's worse, big moving target or a small stationary target? And please use small arms only.
Jimbuna
07-20-08, 10:51 AM
Small stationary target.
What's worse: a or b
a is worse I like b and c but I don't like d or dd
What's worse:battery watches or automatic ones?
Tango589
07-20-08, 02:20 PM
Batttery watches.
Whats worse: constant noise or constant silence?
JHuschke
07-20-08, 02:27 PM
Constant noise.
Whats worse? Killing or getting killed?
Jimbuna
07-20-08, 03:18 PM
Getting killed.
What's worse: getting caught or getting away with it.
Raptor1
07-20-08, 03:21 PM
Getting caught, unless you have some of that silly "conscience" nonsense
What's worse: Being French or Being Franco?
being french:rotfl:
What's Worse: beating up a girl or getting beat up by one
JHuschke
07-20-08, 09:56 PM
Beating up a girl!
Whats worse? Being a president or a dictator?
Sailor Steve
07-21-08, 12:48 AM
Being a dictator, because there's only one way to leave office.
What's worse, people who answer these questions with a stupid reason or people who don't give a reason at all?
Raptor1
07-21-08, 01:12 AM
People who don't give a reason at all
What's Worse: 1*2=5 or 1*X*37=pizza?
rifleman13
07-21-08, 01:21 AM
1*2=5: it's a mathematical imposibility
What's worse, cooling yourself with Bernard's bootsmann cap or a broken air conditioner in the middle of the desert?
Task Force
07-21-08, 02:17 AM
cooling yourself with Bernard's bootsmann cap. I dont know what hes done with that thing.:lol:
Whats worse. driveing down a two lane highway while in a car with bernard or Eating out of a dumpster.
being in a car with Bernard, you won't survive this
what's worse: a pc or a laptop?
Jimbuna
07-21-08, 03:43 AM
A pc.....far too heavy to carry around.
What's worse: yay or nay
HunterICX
07-21-08, 04:09 AM
Nay, because Nay is Nay and having a Nay as a answer is not Yay
Whats Worse, having the wheels fall off while driving a car on the highway or the steering wheel break off?
HunterICX
Raptor1
07-21-08, 05:09 AM
Having the wheels fall off, You die in a funner way when your steering wheel breaks off
What's worse: Global Warming or Global Thermonuclear War?
What's worse: Global Warming or Global Thermonuclear War?
Global Thermonuclear War, because it's real and not the dillusions of a former Vice President.
What's worse: Having exactly what you wanted but not being able to keep it . . . or having close to what you wanted and being able to keep it until your dying day?
Jimbuna
07-21-08, 11:03 AM
The former.
What's worse: A cowboy or an indian.
Tango589
07-21-08, 01:58 PM
The former.
What's worse: A cowboy or an indian.
Cowboy. Indians make cracking curries.
Whats worse: Bob Geldof or Bono?
Jimbuna
07-21-08, 03:11 PM
The former.
What's worse: A cowboy or an indian.
Cowboy. Indians make cracking curries.
Whats worse: Bob Geldof or Bono?
LOL :rotfl:
Whats worse: Bob Geldof or Bono?
Bono because once you give him money you will get those annoying mailers that keep asking for more and a larger percentage of what you have without ever really eradicating the problem he proposes to take care of.
What's worse Man-faye or Yaoi
http://image.hotdog.hu/_data/members2/354/327354/images/Gravitation/manfaye.jpg or http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs11/300W/i/2006/225/7/8/Death_Note_Yaoi_by_kipferl.jpg
JHuschke
07-22-08, 01:19 AM
Ughh! Man-faye because he makes you want to gag! :dead:
Whats worse? Yulia Volkova..a Russian singer?
http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk252/Drew_D93/402px-Julia_Volkova.jpg
Or Jennifer Rostock a German singer..
http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk252/Drew_D93/JenniferRostock.jpg
Sailor Steve
07-22-08, 08:06 AM
The German is worse...all those things in the face.
Which reminds me:
What's worse - Borg or Reavers?
rifleman13
07-22-08, 08:13 AM
The German is worse...all those things in the face.
Which reminds me:
What's worse - Borg or Reavers?
Reavers! I rather be a robot devoid of a soul rather a human devoid of all rationality.
What's worse:Atilla the Hun in your neighborhood or Genghis Khan in your neighborhood?
What's worse:Atilla the Hun in your neighborhood or Genghis Khan in your neighborhood?
The Mongol because both would sack your neighborhood, but only one would eat your dog afterwards.
What's worse: death by starvation or death by disease?
Raptor1
07-22-08, 09:41 AM
Death by Disease, it can be highly unpleasant
What's worse: Torpedoed by a Submarine OR Shelled by a Battleship (Assuming both hit you)
Shelledd by a battleship, the torpedo may dub (it would hit you but it wouldn't go off)
What's worse: Having dinner with your girlfriend, or your girlfriend having dinner with you?
Jimbuna
07-22-08, 10:36 AM
Your girlfriend having dinner with you (the bill payer).
What's worse: burial or cremation.
A burial, I suppose it's more expensive
What's worse:Sh3 or Sh4
Tango589
07-22-08, 11:31 AM
A burial, I suppose it's more expensive
What's worse:Sh3 or Sh4
SH4, because I've never played it.
Whats worse: Spitfire or Hurricane?
Jimbuna
07-22-08, 12:57 PM
Hurricane....fewer upgrades.
What's worse: Draughts or Chess.
Tango589
07-22-08, 01:02 PM
Chess-to damn complicated.
Whats worse: burns or scalds?
Raptor1
07-22-08, 01:08 PM
Burns, they come in degrees
What's worse: Failing an offensive OR Never attempting an offensive?
What's worse: Failing an offensive OR Never attempting an offensive?
Failing an offensive, because you will have less forces to defend with.
What's worse: Having to spend an eternity with Carrot Top or with Jerry Lewis.
Sailor Steve
07-22-08, 09:21 PM
Oh definitely Carrot Top. Jerry Lewis has actually done some serious acting, and seems like he would be interesting to talk to.
What's worse, not being able to think up a good question or thinking of several at the same time?
What's worse, not being able to think up a good question or thinking of several at the same time?
Not being able to think of a good question. For it makes one wonder how you were able to get online in the first place.
What's worse, a herd of sheep or a herd of ostrich
A herd of sheep, Ostrich are rare here in Greece and their meet and eggs are expencive so you get a good cut if you have a herd of ostrich
What's worse: cold or heat?
Raptor1
07-23-08, 12:18 PM
HEAT!!!
What's worse: People who don't read the thread OR People who read it and still ignore it?
Platapus
07-23-08, 05:00 PM
Chickens
What's worse. People who don't read the thread and post nonsense or people who repeat what has already been posted?
Jimbuna
07-23-08, 06:19 PM
Both.
What's worse: Margarine or butter.
Sailor Steve
07-23-08, 11:11 PM
Margarine, because some poor vegetable had to die, while the cow only got fondled.
What's worse, neither or both?
rifleman13
07-24-08, 12:24 AM
Neither. Because you get nothing!
What's worse: Shot with a bullet or shot with an arrow?
Task Force
07-24-08, 12:31 AM
What type of bullet would it be.:hmm:
rifleman13
07-24-08, 12:37 AM
What type of bullet would it be.:hmm:
Small caliber, pistol rounds.:hmm:
That should clarify things.:arrgh!:
Task Force
07-24-08, 12:46 AM
Bullet. Those suckers are hard to pull out.
Whats worse. knowing or not knowing.:cool:
Raptor1
07-24-08, 01:14 AM
Knowing, you can't say you didn't know in court
What's worse: Going to jail OR Going to live out the rest of your life in a remote Island with no one else but your pet crocodile?
Task Force
07-24-08, 01:23 AM
Going to jail ive seen what goes on in thoes jails on tv.:o
Whats worse being eaten alive or Chopped up in a blender.:doh:
Jimbuna
07-24-08, 05:53 AM
Eaten alive....your last memory would be the look of pleasure on whoever was devouring you face.
What's worse: after or before.
nikimcbee
07-24-08, 06:37 AM
Eaten alive....your last memory would be the look of pleasure on whoever was devouring you face.
What's worse: after or before.
Before, because of the anticipation.
What's worse: Country music or opera?
Jimbuna
07-24-08, 06:43 AM
Opera....nobody can understand a word they're singing.
What's worse: China or Russia.
Raptor1
07-24-08, 06:44 AM
China, more people, less space, more communism
What's worse: A Communist's Party or a Capitalist's Party
nikimcbee
07-24-08, 06:46 AM
China, more people, less space, more communism
What's worse: A Communist's Party or a Capitalist's Party
capitalist, because the hookers are too expensive for the common worker.:oops: oops, wrong kind of party.
What's worse: American cars or German cars?
Jimbuna
07-24-08, 06:53 AM
China, more people, less space, more communism
What's worse: A Communist's Party or a Capitalist's Party
capitalist, because the hookers are too expensive for the common worker.:oops: oops, wrong kind of party.
What's worse: American cars or German cars?
American, gas gusslers.
What's worse: Toot or Ploot.
Sailor Steve
07-24-08, 07:17 AM
Toot, because then you still have to wait for the ploot.
What's worse, then or now?
rifleman13
07-24-08, 07:29 AM
Now, because times were simpler then.
What's worse: German cars or Japanese cars?
Raptor1
07-24-08, 07:33 AM
Then, ouch
EDIT: Damn you, rifleman
Japanese cars
What's worse: Death in a traffic accident OR Death by Divine Retribution?
nikimcbee
07-24-08, 08:19 AM
Then, ouch
EDIT: Damn you, rifleman
Japanese cars
What's worse: Death in a traffic accident OR Death by Divine Retribution?
I'd say traffic accident, 'cause it's usually a bloody mess.
What's worse: Borat or Tom Green show:hmm:
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