View Full Version : Forget 'The Bomb', what about the TEA?!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7382750.stm
Yea Gods!
"completely ready to maintain supplies of food to the people of these islands, sufficient in volume to keep them in good heart and health from the onset of a thermonuclear attack on this country"
Without a good strong cuppa we'd all be ****ed. Simple.
It's enough for me to face a normal day without my morning brew, let alone deal with glow in the dark neighbours :lol:
Yorkshire Tea I tells ya, it's the right stuff.
Yorkshire Tea I tells ya, it's the right stuff.
It was available over here for a little while but the supermarket no longer carries it leaving me stuck with Twinnings and Bigelow. :down:
Noooo! :lol: that's a bad state of affairs right there fella.
:rotfl:
British humour at its finest, even if entirely unintentional. :D
http://www.b3tards.com/u/57a418c694bc7c6296b3/steriotype.jpg
Noooo! :lol: that's a bad state of affairs right there fella.
We need a Subsim tea market.
bookworm_020
05-05-08, 11:44 PM
Knowing the fact that this site is run by american, I can see a repeat of the boston tea party happening....
Knowing the fact that this site is run by american, I can see a repeat of the boston tea party happening....
Only because you wanted us to pay a tax...
This site runs on TEXAS TEA!!! :know:
Steel_Tomb
05-06-08, 10:02 AM
Tea, without it us Brits are f**ked to put it bluntly. Tea is just one of those things, like motorbikes... I could simply not live without. Nothing better than a nice brew, and rich tea biscuits lol, que peter kay "get a spooooooooon, me biscuits falllliiinnng innnn mmeee brreeeeewwwwww!" :rotfl:
Government officials planning food supplies said the tea situation would be "very serious" after a nuclear war.
Bloody Hell. :o
Forget everything else as log as we got stock piles of tea, wait a minute. And how are we going to make the tea let alone mike or sugar. :doh:
Government officials planning food supplies said the tea situation would be "very serious" after a nuclear war.
Bloody Hell. :o
Forget everything else as log as we got stock piles of tea, wait a minute. And how are we going to make the tea let alone mike or sugar. :doh:
Mike?!
What the devil have you been putting in your tea, Steed?!
Try milk, it should taste better. ;) :lol:
Government officials planning food supplies said the tea situation would be "very serious" after a nuclear war.
Bloody Hell. :o
Forget everything else as log as we got stock piles of tea, wait a minute. And how are we going to make the tea let alone mike or sugar. :doh:
Mike?!
What the devil have you been putting in your tea, Steed?!
Try milk, it should taste better. ;) :lol:
Well spotted. :rotfl: :rotfl:
Noooo! :lol: that's a bad state of affairs right there fella.
We need a Subsim tea market.
hehe I can see the headlines now:
"Authorities crack international online tea smuggling ring"
- Self confessed tea-baron, who goes by the pseudonym 'August', claimed when questioned "We couldn't get the good stuff over here, so the only option was to import the 'yorkshire' by other means necessary."
As well as substantial quantities of the pungent leaf and a number of containers of a white granulated substance, a large haul of biscuit based tea paraphernalia was also recovered fron the scene.
An official spokesman commented that "This divisive substance has widespread use throughout the community here, with users from all classes and walks of life; characteristics that reveal users include the stiffening of the pinkie finger and brown staining of the fingers from handling the leaf. Other indicators include brown stained containers used to mix the leaves with water and a sticky residue sometimes found in distinctive rings on various surfaces in the home of the user."
The investigation continues.
bookworm_020
05-06-08, 09:26 PM
Tea, without it us Brits are f**ked to put it bluntly. Tea is just one of those things, like motorbikes... I could simply not live without. Nothing better than a nice brew, and rich tea biscuits lol, que peter kay "get a spooooooooon, me biscuits falllliiinnng innnn mmeee brreeeeewwwwww!" :rotfl:
Didn't Coffee overtake tea in how much was consumed in the U.K. or was I thinking of Australia?:hmm:
Tchocky
05-07-08, 05:07 AM
I know that Ireland and Malaysia are the countries that drink the most tea per capita :D
Noooo! :lol: that's a bad state of affairs right there fella.
We need a Subsim tea market.
hehe I can see the headlines now:
"Authorities crack international online tea smuggling ring"
- Self confessed tea-baron, who goes by the pseudonym 'August', claimed when questioned "We couldn't get the good stuff over here, so the only option was to import the 'yorkshire' by other means necessary."
As well as substantial quantities of the pungent leaf and a number of containers of a white granulated substance, a large haul of biscuit based tea paraphernalia was also recovered fron the scene.
An official spokesman commented that "This divisive substance has widespread use throughout the community here, with users from all classes and walks of life; characteristics that reveal users include the stiffening of the pinkie finger and brown staining of the fingers from handling the leaf. Other indicators include brown stained containers used to mix the leaves with water and a sticky residue sometimes found in distinctive rings on various surfaces in the home of the user."
The investigation continues.
:lol: In years past I have occasionally recieved delicacies from my German relatives sent in boxes labled "tractor parts".
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