Steed!!!!!

[StdDev]

Did you do your CIVIC (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/voters-to-choose-weirdos-and-criminals-20080501918] CIVIC) DUTY today? :p

[Konovalov]

Voting for Gordon Brown's party in the local elections perhaps? :lol: :lol:

[STEED]

None of the above. ;)

Councils have no real power as such, county councils have most of the power.

I hope Boris wins.

[STEED]

Did you do your CIVIC (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/voters-to-choose-weirdos-and-criminals-20080501918] CIVIC) DUTY today? :p

Yes I went for a slash. :D

Hang on I had more than one. :cool: :lol:

[danlisa]

I hope Boris wins.

That would just be pure comedy.:rotfl:

[STEED]

I hope Boris wins.

That would just be pure comedy.:rotfl:

Better than that Jack ass now who thinks everyone is a Nazi.

[bookworm_020]

Pity that screaming lord such isn't around to liven things up! He would win for just being different!:up:

[STEED]

Ha ha ha ha
labour got a hammering

[STEED]

I know it was a protest vote but you got to love it. :lol:

Council elections don't mean a bar of soap as they have little power. Next years county council election results will be interesting to see as Gordon Brown is going full term to 2010. If Gordon Brown looses the election one thing will be for sure, he should have called a snap election last Nov07 where he would of walked it.

[Kapitan_Phillips]

I contributed to the Vale of Glamorgan escaping from Labour's grasp :lol:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7375223.stm

[Tchocky]

Boris is ahead of Ken in the count so far :cry:

Last person to leave, lights, etc

[STEED]

Boris is ahead of Ken in the count so far :cry:

Last person to leave, lights, etc

UPDATE...........................

Boris is ahead in 9 of the 14 so far. Results due 8:30PM tonight.

[STEED]

Boris is ahead of Ken in the count so far :cry:

Last person to leave, lights, etc

UPDATE...........................

Boris is ahead in 9 of the 14 so far. Results due 8:30PM tonight.

BUMP.........

10:30PM is the latest forecast. :huh:

Red Ken wants recounts.

[Jimbuna]

Boris is ahead of Ken in the count so far :cry:

Last person to leave, lights, etc

UPDATE...........................

Boris is ahead in 9 of the 14 so far. Results due 8:30PM tonight.

BUMP.........

10:30PM is the latest forecast. :huh:

Red Ken wants recounts.

Wake me up when it's sorted http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/2822/yawnbigji2wt7.gif

[STEED]

Another update..........

We are now looking at midnight for a result, are sod it. :damn:

I'm be in bed having a good read so I've have to see what Saturday holds on this one.

[STEED]

BORIS HAS DONE IT

WELL DONE BORIS

23:58PM

Boris is our new mayor of London............

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7380947.stm

[Dowly]

The few minutes I listen to him, he seemed abit.... abit... lunatic? And he does look alot like Gary Busey, who is usually the bad guy in his movies. :hmm:
http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/x/E/bndt26b.jpg

[lesrae]

The few minutes I listen to him, he seemed abit.... abit... lunatic?

That pretty much describes him, 'bumbling oaf' is another term that's often used. Here he is presenting Have I Got News For You, a British comedy news quiz:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxYdUWHN844 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxYdUWHN844)

[nikimcbee]

Man is steed going to be hung over:up: I guess it's okay as long as he doesn't wake up on the front lawn wearing someone else's clothes.:rotfl:

Congrats on the big win. I hope Gary Busey will make a grear Mayor. I've been reading up on the British politics.
http://www.conservatives.com/

I figure labo(u)r:rotfl: is pretty much the same as the democratic party here.

The mayoral elections are coming up here. They have the current mayor (uber-lefty), the former mayor (running again), some old guy, and a guy I'd never heard of.
By a freak twist of fate, I wound up listening to the "mayoral debate" on the radio. The office is non-partisan:rotfl: . In the debate, the opening statements basically went like this: The mayor blamed EVERYTHING on GWB, the potholes, the crime problems...blah, blah, blah. The former mayor (who is an okay guy) went off on how we needed to save the enviroment, carbon footprints, pandering to the local greenies. The old guy just complained about the pot holes for 2 minutes. And I don't remember anything the 4th guy said.

The best part of the debate was when the local communist newspaper reporter asked the following question: Who are you going to vote for in the presidential election?
The mayor said: "The democrate of coarse."
The other 3 basically answered the question the same: "It's none of your business who I vote for, and it has absolutly no bearing on the local election.[implying that it was a really stupid question]


I just wish all of this political BS would go away.

[STEED]

The few minutes I listen to him, he seemed abit.... abit... lunatic?

That pretty much describes him, 'bumbling oaf' is another term that's often used. Here he is presenting Have I Got News For You, a British comedy news quiz:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxYdUWHN844 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxYdUWHN844)

Don't forget he is reading from a script on that show. ;)

Boris is a smart guy. :up:

[STEED]

Man is steed going to be hung over:up: I guess it's okay as long as he doesn't wake up on the front lawn wearing someone else's clothes.:rotfl:

No all clear. :)

[Jimbuna]

The few minutes I listen to him, he seemed abit.... abit... lunatic?

That pretty much describes him, 'bumbling oaf' is another term that's often used. Here he is presenting Have I Got News For You, a British comedy news quiz:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxYdUWHN844 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxYdUWHN844)

Don't forget he is reading from a script on that show. ;)

Boris is a smart guy. :up:

Depends on your definition of the word 'smart' :hmm:

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/2008/01/31/boris-johnson-in-250k-mayor-donation-scandal-86908-20304430/

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article43487.ece

[STEED]

Thats old news jim, any how Boris is no longer an MP he is the Mayor, I wonder if I should stand for MP in his old seat. :hmm:

[nikimcbee]

Thats old news jim, any how Boris is no longer an MP he is the Mayor, I wonder if I should stand for MP in his old seat. :hmm:

Here's your big chance:hmm: :hmm:
Steed's reign of power begins...

[queue Imperial March music now.]

[Kapitan_Phillips]

Thats old news jim, any how Boris is no longer an MP he is the Mayor, I wonder if I should stand for MP in his old seat. :hmm:
Here's your big chance:hmm: :hmm:
Steed's reign of power begins...

[queue Imperial March music now.]

More like Pee-Wee's Breakfast Machine. :lol:

[Jimbuna]

Thats old news jim, any how Boris is no longer an MP he is the Mayor, I wonder if I should stand for MP in his old seat. :hmm:

Give it/him a little while and it'll become recent news again :lol:

[nikimcbee]

Thats old news jim, any how Boris is no longer an MP he is the Mayor, I wonder if I should stand for MP in his old seat. :hmm:
Here's your big chance:hmm: :hmm:
Steed's reign of power begins...

[queue Imperial March music now.]

More like Pee-Wee's Breakfast Machine. :lol:

I can see it now.....:hmm:

Steed: Minister of Silly Walks

[STEED]

Thats old news jim, any how Boris is no longer an MP he is the Mayor, I wonder if I should stand for MP in his old seat. :hmm:
Here's your big chance:hmm: :hmm:
Steed's reign of power begins...

[queue Imperial March music now.]

More like Pee-Wee's Breakfast Machine. :lol:

I can see it now.....:hmm:

Steed: Minister of Silly Walks

Better that than the Minister of S&M right KP. ;)

[nikimcbee]

Thats old news jim, any how Boris is no longer an MP he is the Mayor, I wonder if I should stand for MP in his old seat. :hmm:
Here's your big chance:hmm: :hmm:
Steed's reign of power begins...

[queue Imperial March music now.]

More like Pee-Wee's Breakfast Machine. :lol:

I can see it now.....:hmm:

Steed: Minister of Silly Walks

Better that than the Minister of S&M right KP. ;)

It all makes sense now:
http://www.ghbarratt.com/art/images/heman2cd.gif


http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/070524/heman_l.jpg

[STEED]

I can not believe I watched that camp cartoon as as kid. :damn:

PS: He-man only, She-ra was a rip off. :arrgh!:

[nikimcbee]

I can not believe I watched that camp cartoon as as kid. :damn:

PS: He-man only, She-ra was a rip off. :arrgh!:

I thought KP had a similar outfit, but made of leather:hmm: :rotfl:

[STEED]

I can not believe I watched that camp cartoon as as kid. :damn:

PS: He-man only, She-ra was a rip off. :arrgh!:

I thought KP had a similar outfit, but made of leather:hmm: :rotfl:

He dose, and a rubber one as well. ;)

[nikimcbee]

I can not believe I watched that camp cartoon as as kid. :damn:

PS: He-man only, She-ra was a rip off. :arrgh!:

I thought KP had a similar outfit, but made of leather:hmm: :rotfl:

He dose, and a rubber one as well. ;)
@KP, are you going to bring any of this stuff for the subsim meeting?:hmm: Should liven things up a bit.
...nevermind the paintball tournament, She-ra is whipping He-man.:rotfl:

[STEED]

Top Hat productions presents

Spank my bottom

Staring KP
as Mr Rubber

Directed by
A dirty old man in a rain coat

[Kapitan_Phillips]

TOP AND TAILS PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS

TALES OF CHERIE'S BACKBENCH

Starring STEED as Riphorn Longstaff


"Makes 'Girls Gone Wild' look like an election broadcast" - Daily Mirror
"STEED in his breast performance yet!" - The Sun
"Makes Thatcher look like the cast of Baywatch" - Daily Express

[Jimbuna]

TOP AND TAILS PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS



TALES OF CHERIE'S BACKBENCH



Starring STEED as Riphorn Longstaff




"Makes 'Girls Gone Wild' look like an election broadcast" - Daily Mirror

"STEED in his breast performance yet!" - The Sun
"Makes Thatcher look like the cast of Baywatch" - Daily Express



LMAO :rotfl:

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/8918/youngtonyblairty2.jpg

[STEED]

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/9670/booksi9.jpg

I hear old KP is going to direct Brags book as a 3 hour film, wow.

[STEED]

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/9097/presentation1ha6.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/5015/cherieqcpafionahanson30ir9.jpg

http://www.smileygenerator.us/community/uploads/1182400429.CR.balamm-Judge.gif http://www.smileygenerator.us/community/uploads/1182400429.CR.balamm-Judge.gif http://www.smileygenerator.us/community/uploads/1182400429.CR.balamm-Judge.gif

[Jimbuna]

STEED is riding through the forest on his horse when, all of a sudden, he hears a woman screaming for help.

Without a second thought for his own safety, he immediately changes direction and gallops as fast as his noble steed will carry him in the direction of the distressed woman.

Eventually, he reaches a clearing and springs off his horse as he sees a beautiful but badly beaten woman tied naked too a tree.

Upon seeing STEED, the woman's eyes light up. Choking back the tears she says, 'Thank god you're here. I was riding through the forest when a gang of men captured me, ripped off all my clothes, tied me to this tree and raped me repeatedly.'

At which point, STEED walks towards the woman, reaches for his zip, pulls out his d*ck and says ... 'It's not your lucky day, is it love!'

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/6356/av129190fjwl3.gif http://imgcash4.imageshack.us/img220/5318/bananariderhz3.gif

[StdDev]

BORIS HAS DONE IT

WELL DONE BORIS

23:58PM

Boris is our new mayor of London............

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7380947.stm

And for his first mayoral act (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/johnson-pledges-extra-tuck-and-crackdown-on-buggery-20080505924/)........

[Jimbuna]

Nutty as a fruit cake http://forums.randi.org/images/smilies/crazyeyes.gif

[Brag]

Any more poodles being groomed? :cool:

[Jimbuna]

Just this one :lol:

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/2079/poodlecv8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)