View Full Version : Bush should have never been President
NEON DEON
04-02-08, 01:30 PM
If this had been widely circulated Georgey would have never been Prez!
WASHINGTON -- In a surprise move that has astonished political pundits, the space alien that endorsed Bill Clinton in 1992 has switched party allegiance and is backing GOP Presidential contender George W. Bush! http://astro.wsu.edu/worthey/astro/html/im-ufo/im-aliens/aliens9.jpg
http://astro.wsu.edu/worthey/astro/html/im-ufo/im-aliens/aliens9.html
BTW
The book "To Serve Man"
Its a cook book!
:ping: :ping: :ping:
FIREWALL
04-02-08, 01:43 PM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Well, at least it was not an illegal alien...
Jimbuna
04-02-08, 02:29 PM
LMAO :rotfl:
SUBMAN1
04-02-08, 02:46 PM
Well, at least it was not an illegal alien...Says who? Did he get a Visa?
NEON DEON
04-02-08, 02:53 PM
Well, at least it was not an illegal alien...Says who? Did he get a Visa?
He does not need a VISA.
He has a green card.
American Express.;)
https://americanexpress.disk11.com/images_cons/popup/70_1_sidebar.v2.gif
Just think of all the frequent flier miles he could rack up traveling across the galaxy!
CaptHawkeye
04-02-08, 07:52 PM
http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/03/23/crypto137.gif
It was the commies.
Stealth Hunter
04-02-08, 10:29 PM
He's not green, DAMMIT!
SUBMAN1
04-02-08, 10:43 PM
He does not need a VISA.
He has a green card.
American Express.;)
https://americanexpress.disk11.com/images_cons/popup/70_1_sidebar.v2.gif
Just think of all the frequent flier miles he could rack up traveling across the galaxy!He would need to have invaded the US illegally to get one, so I still say he's illegal!
-S
Sailor Steve
04-03-08, 02:31 PM
There was an episode of Mork & Mindy in which Mork heard they were rounding up illegal aliens. Robin Williams was a real hoot in that one.
bookworm_020
04-03-08, 05:08 PM
So thats why Florida voted for him!:huh: The truth is now out!:yep::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
NEON DEON
04-03-08, 11:52 PM
The pentagon has a different story about the photo.
They insist that these aliens were highly alergic to Ink and that the President saved the World by stabing the unwelcome visitor with the pen seen in his left hand just after this photo was taken. The President had been briefed by the CIA who came up with these creatures habits of always shaking with two hands. This knowledge gave the President a clear shot at the critter.
So you see George is really a hero.:D
Jimbuna
04-04-08, 06:00 AM
The pentagon has a different story about the photo.
They insist that these aliens were highly alergic to Ink and that the President saved the World by stabing the unwelcome visitor with the pen seen in his left hand just after this photo was taken. The President had been briefed by the CIA who came up with these creatures habits of always shaking with two hands. This knowledge gave the President a clear shot at the critter.
So you see George is really a hero.:D
LOL :lol:
Alien!?!?!? Where?? I see Bush shaking hands with Michael Jackson, but I see no alien! Is it somewhere in the background or? :doh:
NEON DEON
04-05-08, 06:22 PM
Some Canadians think Bush is building a secret base on the moon to shoot at Aliens.:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pvk4dxfjDs
Maybe that is how that WW II bomber got up there in the first place.:hmm:
Jimbuna
04-06-08, 06:02 AM
You could be right :hmm:
http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/2317/bushspaceship20050119qa5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
NEON DEON
04-06-08, 01:32 PM
You could be right :hmm:
http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/2317/bushspaceship20050119qa5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
I see you have resorted to taking illegal snaps of Area 51!:D
FIREWALL
04-06-08, 01:44 PM
You could be right :hmm:
http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/2317/bushspaceship20050119qa5.jpg (http://imageshack.us) Is HE going to get fired for makeing a unauthorized flyover?:p
NEON DEON
04-07-08, 03:21 PM
You could be right :hmm:
http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/2317/bushspaceship20050119qa5.jpg (http://imageshack.us) Is HE going to get fired for makeing a unauthorized flyover?:p
Yes. His termination date is set for the first quarter of 2009;)
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