Best money I've ever spent

[Kapitan_Phillips]

http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/3315/032908142qq4.jpg

:)

New clothes: £60
Plane Ticket to Atlanta: £500
Food for an 6' 7" Tourist: £100
Spending a week with the one you love: Priceless.

[PeriscopeDepth]

I hate to be rude but...

We get it, you love your girlfriend. Am I the only one here who thinks the general discussion forum on subsim.com may not be the place to constantly shout this to the world? Don't get me wrong, I think it's great that you are in a good, loving relationship. There's not a whole lot of people in this world who get to do that. But...Does there always need to be a post like this on the first page or two of the GT forum?

PD

[Kapitan_Phillips]

I dont shout about it all the time. Being able to go visit is a rare occurence that I thought alot of the people who know my situation would appreciate. No-one forces anyone to read topics and reply to them, but I'd much rather see things like this than another thread about religion or world politics.

[Dowly]

You spend your money to a hand? It isnt even the right size ffs!! :doh:

[Kapitan_Phillips]

You spend your money to a hand? It isnt even the right size ffs!! :doh:

:rotfl::rotfl:

[FIREWALL]

Yah ! Why did you buy different size hands ? :p

[Philipp_Thomsen]

You spend your money to a hand? It isnt even the right size ffs!! :doh:

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

OMG!

Almost fell off my chair laughing here...

Best joke at subsim forum so far, Dowly! :up:

[kiwi_2005]

What am i suppose to be looking at here? A ring? I dont see it...

[Kapitan_Phillips]

What am i suppose to be looking at here? A ring? I dont see it...

No, but I did get a necklace ;)

Its a pic to show that it was a great moment in my life, and I'll treasure it. I just figured people might like to see it, too :)

[kiwi_2005]

Oh ok fare enough as yous were...:D

[Letum]

Quick! Tell the internets!

[stabiz]

What money is being spent? :hmm: I am getting old, probably.

[Platapus]

I guess he spent money on a hand job?

<scratching head>

Congratulations on finding a good lady

[silentrunner]

I have to say misleading title. I saw the picture, and thought you had bought a fake hand that was smaller than yours, and you thought that was the coolest thing you had ever bought.

[Kapitan_Phillips]

I have to say misleading title. I saw the picture, and thought you had bought a fake hand that was smaller than yours, and you thought that was the coolest thing you had ever bought.



Hmm..if I did, it might be. Either that or a michievous stoat named Gerald. :hmm:

[Kapitan_Phillips]

What money is being spent? :hmm: I am getting old, probably.

There you go, I edited the OP ;)

[fatty]

Isn't this only like the second time you've ever met? :-?

[bookworm_020]

Hmm..if I did, it might be. Either that or a michievous stoat named Gerald. :hmm:
As long as it wasn't a Finnish Ferret!:D

Sorry Dowly!:up:

[Happy Times]

General Topics
Naval news, world events, personal events, and off topic items discussed here.

All the best for the couple.

[GlobalExplorer]

Time to start a thread on my ejaculation diary then.

[Herr_Pete]

Time to start a thread on my ejaculation diary then.



lmfao:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Dowly]

Time to start a thread on my ejaculation diary then.

ROFL! :rotfl:

[jumpy]

Time to start a thread on my ejaculation diary then. lmfao!
Thought it is true KP is a bit slushy at times :yep::lol: but not in relation to the above quote :eek:
However that may be, I think MasterCard's solicitors will be in touch regarding the first post here. :roll:

[Sailor Steve]

Every time I see a heading like that and see it was posted by Kapitan Phillips, I know what I'm going to get if I open the page. And I open it anyway.

In the words of Ralph Waldo Emerson: All mankind loves a lover.:up:

[AVGWarhawk]

Time to start a thread on my ejaculation diary then.


Make sure to get liquid resistant paper.

[stabiz]

Ejaculations and titties all over subsim these days. Spring is in the air ...

[Oberon]

Ejaculations and titties all over subsim these days. Spring is in the air ...

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[nikimcbee]

...wait a minute, that picture is from the back seat!:hmm: :oops:

You're 6'7. Crap, i need to go to the hobbit subsim meeting.. under 5'6 only...:rotfl: :damn: :rotfl: :roll:

I'm glad you had a great time.:up:

[Jimbuna]

I guess he spent money on a hand job?

<scratching head>

Congratulations on finding a good lady

I'm sure a 'hand job' wouldn't have cost anything like that in Wales http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/7975/gigglebigtb9fg3.gif

The bah bah bad sheep charge even less they reckon http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/4030/winkbigid2zj6.gif

You must be real unfortunate lookin if all your prepared to publish is your hand.

6'7"...do you resemble this guy http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/1817/thinkbigsw1yo4.gif

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/3487/jawswc7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

My ex partner in the force was about your size....he'd pick eejits up by the ears and I'd generally nut them in the balls http://www.satellites.co.uk/satellite/images/smilies/a115[1].gif

BTW....good luck to you both http://imgcash3.imageshack.us/img412/4774/thumbsuplargeon1.gif

[Brag]

Yes, this very general. And have a great time in Atlantahoochies! :D

[Captain Vlad]

Good times, man.

[Takeda Shingen]

Actually, I find Kaptian Phillip's relating of his affairs to be a welcome change of pace from the 3,447,375th go around of the Islamic Fundamentalism discussion. At least his time spent is productive, whereas the latter one goes in circles.

Ah, dolente partita!

[antikristuseke]

Some worthwhile advice for you Kapitan Phillips
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrmFGSM1h44

[Monica Lewinsky]

Time to start a thread on my ejaculation diary then.

Do us a BIG favor in this order IF you start that thread:

#1. Relocate to Canada, FIRST!

and then...

#2 Enter this Contest
http://learnabit.homeserver.com/lab/beavercontest.wmv

Then, and only then, give us an update.

Shakes her head in disgust :).

[Etienne]

Actually, I find Kaptian Phillip's relating of his affairs to be a welcome change of pace from the 3,447,375th go around of the Islamic Fundamentalism discussion. At least his time spent is productive, whereas the latter one goes in circles.

But SOMEONE has to warn the world about the islamofascist conspiracy. What will you do when they come for YOU? They're after us now, plotting to destroy our way of life. Obama is a muslim, a secret muslim part of the conspiracy to turn our world into violence and hatred and biggotry to destroy the american way of life of freedom of expression and right to bear arm. WE THE PEOPLE! Politically correct is just another way of the islamic corporation conspiracy to convince us to vote for the whore of babylon to open the trojan door to the filth and decadence and debauchery that will come from the fogretting of G-O-D that america is going through right now. NEVER FORGET! They tried to kill us and they killed some of us but they will never kill all of us and we will never lay down and rest we will continue fighting until they are all gone, or have seen the light of reason and truth and peace instead of their warmongering religion where women are exploited and hidden from view instead of made the productive memembers of societies they should be in a civilized and modern society like THE AMERICAN REPULIC yet the public is educated stupid and not aware of the ongoing conspiracy by the government to take away their freedom.while everyone sleeps on their laurels and rest unaware of the darkness building up in the heart of our political minds led by "liberals" under the guise of islamisct (Liberal, from the latin libre, scale) to take over our freedoms and our rights as AMERICAN BORN CITIZENS to bear arms becuase the illegal immigrants should nto be allowed to carry them as they have entered the country withoutpermission and not legally where some people are telling us that apes were the forefather of MEN and thus the CHOSE PEOPLE in order to destroy the mind of a younger generation without constant bombardment of pornography and information terroristm to bring about violence and "civil change" of the people to enable the new world order to become more powerful and untimately take over freedom and justice for all and rights written in the constitution of the bill of right. BUSH is a PUPPET of the food producer; such as the beef and cattle business who did reserrche on mind control in the 70s to control the CIA to became capable of making us buy more beef. THINK OF MAD COW DISEASE! MAD COW! HELLO! seriously, you're still reading this tripe?the public, johnny Q everyone, needs to wake up and smell the rose before the islamo-fascist sucessfuly destroy our souls and value. This is why they stopped selling pork at Sears! Then the IRS started oppression of us with ILLEGAL taxes, and their supports the ILLEGAL DMV! which is not in the constitution, and we should not be taxed for simething that isn't in the constitution. SUPPORT THE TROOPS IN THIS ILLEGAL WAR OVERSEAS!

And that's all I'm gonna say on that subject.:rotfl:

[bookworm_020]

And that's all I'm gonna say on that subject.:rotfl:

Can I hold you to that????:hmm:

[Happy Times]

Actually, I find Kaptian Phillip's relating of his affairs to be a welcome change of pace from the 3,447,375th go around of the Islamic Fundamentalism discussion. At least his time spent is productive, whereas the latter one goes in circles.

But SOMEONE has to warn the world about the islamofascist conspiracy. What will you do when they come for YOU? They're after us now, plotting to destroy our way of life. Obama is a muslim, a secret muslim part of the conspiracy to turn our world into violence and hatred and biggotry to destroy the american way of life of freedom of expression and right to bear arm. WE THE PEOPLE! Politically correct is just another way of the islamic corporation conspiracy to convince us to vote for the whore of babylon to open the trojan door to the filth and decadence and debauchery that will come from the fogretting of G-O-D that america is going through right now. NEVER FORGET! They tried to kill us and they killed some of us but they will never kill all of us and we will never lay down and rest we will continue fighting until they are all gone, or have seen the light of reason and truth and peace instead of their warmongering religion where women are exploited and hidden from view instead of made the productive memembers of societies they should be in a civilized and modern society like THE AMERICAN REPULIC yet the public is educated stupid and not aware of the ongoing conspiracy by the government to take away their freedom.while everyone sleeps on their laurels and rest unaware of the darkness building up in the heart of our political minds led by "liberals" under the guise of islamisct (Liberal, from the latin libre, scale) to take over our freedoms and our rights as AMERICAN BORN CITIZENS to bear arms becuase the illegal immigrants should nto be allowed to carry them as they have entered the country withoutpermission and not legally where some people are telling us that apes were the forefather of MEN and thus the CHOSE PEOPLE in order to destroy the mind of a younger generation without constant bombardment of pornography and information terroristm to bring about violence and "civil change" of the people to enable the new world order to become more powerful and untimately take over freedom and justice for all and rights written in the constitution of the bill of right. BUSH is a PUPPET of the food producer; such as the beef and cattle business who did reserrche on mind control in the 70s to control the CIA to became capable of making us buy more beef. THINK OF MAD COW DISEASE! MAD COW! HELLO! seriously, you're still reading this tripe?the public, johnny Q everyone, needs to wake up and smell the rose before the islamo-fascist sucessfuly destroy our souls and value. This is why they stopped selling pork at Sears! Then the IRS started oppression of us with ILLEGAL taxes, and their supports the ILLEGAL DMV! which is not in the constitution, and we should not be taxed for simething that isn't in the constitution. SUPPORT THE TROOPS IN THIS ILLEGAL WAR OVERSEAS!

And that's all I'm gonna say on that subject.:rotfl:

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[Kapitan_Phillips]

Wow, who does that diagram remind me of? :hmm::hmm::hmm:;)

[Linton]

KP are you still in the US at the moment and when are you due to come home?

[Jimbuna]

KP are you still in the US at the moment and when are you due to come home?

Good thinking squire http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/9026/wolfthumbsuprw5.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[Kapitan_Phillips]

I'm home now, I just went for a 11 day visit. I plan on taking the plunge in July/August, all things allowing. :up:

http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/3143/032908140am3.jpg

[Linton]

I'm home now, I just went for a 11 day visit
I have just had a Hugh Grant moment!

[bookworm_020]

I'm home now, I just went for a 11 day visit. I plan on taking the plunge in July/August, all things allowing. :up:

http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/3143/032908140am3.jpg

Will it involve a ring???:D

I have just had a Hugh Grant moment!

So when do we see the police line-up photo????:hmm::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Kapitan_Phillips]

Will it involve a ring???:D

Someday :oops::oops:

[bookworm_020]

Will it involve a ring???:D

Someday :oops::oops:

Sorry:oops: No pressure intended, I'm just a romantic at heart!;)

[Kapitan_Phillips]

No, its no pressure. We've planned that for a very long time :D

[Jimbuna]

Are you planning to attend the 2008 SubSim meeting :hmm:

[TDK1044]

So is this a 'Guy from Europe falls in love with girl from the US and hopes to marry and live here' thread? If so, congrats. :D

[TDK1044]

I see she lives in Atlanta. Me too. I hope she missed out on our recent tornado.


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