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STEED
03-30-08, 11:09 AM
TIME FOR A RANT

First of all here we go again Changing our clocks for the farmers because they don't know how to set there alarm clocks, it's about time we stop all of this stupid clock business we can adapt you know.

WARNING THE FOLLOWING MAY MAKE YOU A BIT ILL IF YOU HAVE EATEN OR ARE EATING AT THIS MOMENT

The first day of summer and the half ape men have ripped of most of there cloths going around showing off there new tattoos and crude cuts. And I have one for a neighbor who has got his FECKING barbecue out and is doing a wonderful job is stinking my house out along with the other neighbors who have like me been forced to close are windows from the waft of burnt meat on the out side and raw inside. But wait minute, ready for this? He is out in his garden which is a rubbish tip surrounded by piles of dog sh*t. Yes dog sh*t lots of dog sh*t, he is prime white trash half ape man who tells his kid to f**king go to bed. No wonder this country is finished


RANT OVER

Stealth Hunter
03-30-08, 11:17 AM
Kill him. Make it look like an electrical thingy. No man = no problem.

Pigs are not allowed to sit and eat at the table.

DeepIron
03-30-08, 11:30 AM
Ever wonder where the "here" in "up to here" is located? ;)

mrbeast
03-30-08, 11:36 AM
Ever wonder where the "here" in "up to here" is located? ;)

I think its located just about..........there! :yep:

Or is that here?:hmm:

STEED
03-30-08, 11:38 AM
And Now............................

Half ape man is shouting and swearing his head off and his child. Must be a stomach upset from his cooking. ;)

STEED
03-30-08, 11:39 AM
Ever wonder where the "here" in "up to here" is located? ;)


To cut it short.......

Fed up. :arrgh!:

Hylander_1314
03-30-08, 11:44 AM
Don't feel too bad Steed. You aren't the only one who has to deal with neighbors who are a waste of oxygen and worldly resources. The neighbor behind me, thinks his yard is mowed when the weeds are only 7 feet tall. I think he's afraid of finding some lost cars the city would force him to remove. Even a 6 ft privacy fence doesn't help. Along with the 50 ft antenna off his back deck. And the trash around the deck floor too.

DeepIron
03-30-08, 11:52 AM
Just having fun with ya STEED. IMO our Daylight Savings Time changes are a PITA and the "savings" aspect is dubious... ;)

STEED
03-30-08, 11:55 AM
Just having fun with ya STEED. IMO our Daylight Savings Time changes are a PITA and the "savings" aspect is dubious... ;)

I feel sorry for the women here who has over 3000 clocks to put forward which takes her a couple of days.

DeepIron
03-30-08, 11:58 AM
Just having fun with ya STEED. IMO our Daylight Savings Time changes are a PITA and the "savings" aspect is dubious... ;)
I feel sorry for the women here who has over 3000 clocks to put forward which takes her a couple of days.:huh: You're kidding... 3000 clocks? Criminy... I have trouble just setting the digitals on my range and microwave...

STEED
03-30-08, 12:05 PM
Just having fun with ya STEED. IMO our Daylight Savings Time changes are a PITA and the "savings" aspect is dubious... ;)
I feel sorry for the women here who has over 3000 clocks to put forward which takes her a couple of days.:huh: You're kidding... 3000 clocks? Criminy... I have trouble just setting the digitals on my range and microwave...

Lol.......:lol:

It was in the news paper a couple of years ago so she must have a few more by now to her collection.

bookworm_020
03-30-08, 05:52 PM
Why are you ranting, I get another hour to sleep in!:D

Blacklight
03-30-08, 08:14 PM
The smell of that fire seared meat would make me hungry all the time ! :D

Jimbuna
03-31-08, 06:58 AM
Why are you ranting, I get another hour to sleep in!:D

TJ informs me that your Government have put the change date back a week :hmm:

STEED
03-31-08, 12:59 PM
Why are you ranting, I get another hour to sleep in!:D

We loose a hours sleep. :stare:

Man I'm shagged out today better hit the hay early tonight.

Jimbuna
03-31-08, 02:03 PM
Why are you ranting, I get another hour to sleep in!:D

We loose a hours sleep. :stare:

Man I'm shagged out today better hit the hay early tonight.


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