View Full Version : Did you know you can break your penis?
geetrue
03-19-08, 08:12 PM
From CBS news no less:
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/03/19/health/webmd/main3949777.shtml?source=mostpop_story
Interesting Facts That Men And Women Will Find Educational-And Surprising
There is no "penis bone," but you can break your penis all the same. It's called penile fracture, and it's not a subtle injury.
When it happens, there's "an audible pop or snap," Montague says.
Then the penis turns black and blue. And there's terrible pain.
I have a sea story about this, but I'll just leave a warning, "Be careful men"
bert8for3
03-19-08, 08:29 PM
Ouch, ... hurts just thinking about it. :eek:
I predict this thread will go downhill fast
HunterICX
03-19-08, 08:32 PM
:o"an audible pop or snap''
Penis turns black and blue.
thats a Horror story for Men!
I'm going to get meself a pack of Armored plated underwear ASAP!
HunterICX
sonar732
03-19-08, 08:44 PM
My wife is a surgical technologist and told me about this years ago. Granted, don't get me started on her other surgery stories.
JSLTIGER
03-19-08, 08:51 PM
:huh::o:huh: :dead::dead::dead::dead::dead:
antikristuseke
03-19-08, 08:52 PM
Yes, I did know that and no, I did not need to be reminded of it.
Ducimus
03-19-08, 09:02 PM
If your feeling stout hearted, search around net and you can find the xray pictures of said broken appendage. Its not a pleasant sight, not even an Xray of it.
The WosMan
03-19-08, 09:15 PM
If your feeling stout hearted, search around net and you can find the xray pictures of said broken appendage. Its not a pleasant sight, not even an Xray of it.
So now we know what you do when you're not working on TM. :-? :o ;)
bookworm_020
03-19-08, 09:19 PM
I have heard of this, and the end results are not plesent! Remember guys, it's made of flesh and blood not Steel and carbon fibre! Go easy on it!:yep:
Etienne
03-19-08, 09:31 PM
Fellow men, do not, in any circumstance, look up "Testes" in a medical dictionnary. Trust my personnal experience. What has been seen cannot be unseen.
I will say, however, that should your balls swell up, become extremely sensitive or change color, don't hesitate and GO TO THE ER RIGHT AWAY. Your future children will thank you.
Also, no one likes a 'nade spammer.
Ducimus
03-19-08, 10:30 PM
If your feeling stout hearted, search around net and you can find the xray pictures of said broken appendage. Its not a pleasant sight, not even an Xray of it.
So now we know what you do when you're not working on TM. :-? :o ;)
LOL. I work for an internet security corp. I see alot of stuff, it comes with the job. Trust me, when it comes to the internet, you have NEVER seen it all.
peterloo
03-19-08, 10:55 PM
Heard of this before, but never experienced it myself
Thanks for your reminder, through. I'll take care of it myself :rock:
SuperCavitation
03-19-08, 11:02 PM
A guy I went to high school with had the last name "Bobbitt"....
I've often wondered about him....
Tchocky
03-20-08, 04:08 AM
Yes, I did know that and no, I did not need to be reminded of it.
___
Foxtrot
03-20-08, 05:03 AM
I always tie it with my left thigh
Konovalov
03-20-08, 05:04 AM
The title of this thread looks very much like those millions of dodgy spam emails people get. :o
http://c1.vse.lv/img/smiles/smileyPuking.gif
Jimbuna
03-20-08, 11:50 AM
Hmm.....must take extra care of the python in the future :hmm:
DeepIron
03-20-08, 11:57 AM
Did you know you can break your penis?
No I didn't... But I HAVE had my balls busted a few times...;)
nikimcbee
03-20-08, 12:17 PM
If your feeling stout hearted, search around net and you can find the xray pictures of said broken appendage. Its not a pleasant sight, not even an Xray of it.
So now we know what you do when you're not working on TM. :-? :o ;)
LOL. I work for an internet security corp. I see alot of stuff, it comes with the job. Trust me, when it comes to the internet, you have NEVER seen it all.
purging browsing history now:oops:
Jimbuna
03-20-08, 12:30 PM
Did you know you can break your penis?
No I didn't... But I HAVE had my balls busted a few times...;)
LOL :rotfl:
FIREWALL
03-25-08, 11:53 AM
Jeeez ! What are we going to talk about next ? :p
Hemorroids. :nope: :rotfl:
bookworm_020
03-25-08, 08:56 PM
Jeeez ! What are we going to talk about next ? :p
Hemorroids. :nope: :rotfl:
I don't want to sit in on that topic!:huh:
FIREWALL
03-25-08, 09:14 PM
Jeeez ! What are we going to talk about next ? :p
Hemorroids. :nope: :rotfl:
I don't want to sit in on that topic!:huh:
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Ducimus
03-25-08, 09:18 PM
http://www.wildmanstevebrill.com/JPEG'S/Images,%20General/PreparationH.jpg
Stealth Hunter
03-25-08, 10:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGRPFUYUUdQ
:yep:
Blacklight
03-26-08, 12:43 AM
What the hell are these poor guys doing that they SNAP it !?! :o
Wait.. I don't think I even want to know. :nope:
What the hell are these poor guys doing that they SNAP it !?! :o
Wait.. I don't think I even want to know. :nope:
Well, I have seen bulls snap after getting a little over enthusiastic with a cow.
I would guess humans can snap the same way.
...errr.....not with a cow that is.
Theres always good old Viagra for your bended tool.
Jimbuna
03-26-08, 07:47 AM
A lollipop stick will make a fine splint :p
Or buy one of these:
http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/9171/splintsni6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
HunterICX
03-26-08, 07:52 AM
:nope: ow for f......Jim!:lol:
this thread is really going the silly dirrection :rotfl:
HunterICX
Tchocky
03-26-08, 07:54 AM
Well, I have seen bulls snap after getting a little over enthusiastic with a cow.
I would guess humans can snap the same way.
...errr.....not with a cow that is.
Dig up, stupid!
Well, I have seen bulls snap after getting a little over enthusiastic with a cow.
I would guess humans can snap the same way.
...errr.....not with a cow that is. Dig up, stupid!
?? What now?
*edit*
*googles*
ahhh!
Kipparikalle
03-26-08, 11:02 AM
THIS. IS. INTERNETS!
Remember when beastiality was supposed to be discusting?
Me neither...fap fap fap fap...
Tchocky
03-26-08, 12:08 PM
We've got it easy, compared to giant squid.
But males get round their inferior size by being endowed with a particularly long penis, which means they can inject the female without having to get too close to her chomping beak
It dont break!!!!!!...Iv'e been trying for years to break it ;) :rotfl: :rotfl:
Jimbuna
03-26-08, 04:57 PM
It dont break!!!!!!...Iv'e been trying for years to break it ;) :rotfl: :rotfl:
You need more than 3 inches before it's possible to break it :rotfl:
What the hell are these poor guys doing that they SNAP it !?! :o
Just miscue, especially with her on top. Don't count on getting much sympathy from the ambulance crew, either.
It dont break!!!!!!...Iv'e been trying for years to break it ;) :rotfl: :rotfl:
You need more than 3 inches before it's possible to break it :rotfl:
you wouldn't like it as a wart on yer face :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Sonarman
03-26-08, 05:40 PM
Another nasty one is "Testicular torsion" where your balls get twisted, a serious medical emergency than can result in the cutting of blood flow to the spheres and potentially rapid gangrenation!... Not to give you nightmares or anything!
Jimbuna
03-26-08, 05:42 PM
It dont break!!!!!!...Iv'e been trying for years to break it ;) :rotfl: :rotfl:
You need more than 3 inches before it's possible to break it :rotfl:
you wouldn't like it as a wart on yer face :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
What!! http://imgcash6.imageshack.us/img231/1076/shockedvi8.gif and look like you.....no chance http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/7975/gigglebigtb9fg3.gif
http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/2586/wartyk2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
mrbeast
03-26-08, 06:34 PM
Another nasty one is "Testicular torsion" where your balls get twisted, a serious medical emergency than can result in the cutting of blood flow to the spheres and potentially rapid gangrenation!... Not to give you nightmares or anything!
Don't mention testicular torsions! :nope:
All I shall say is VERY VERY painfull! :eek: :oops:
Monica Lewinsky
03-26-08, 06:45 PM
Don't mention testicular torsions!
All I shall say is VERY VERY painfull!
I solved my problems by buying the Nut Bra.
Best money I ever spent.
Here's the commercial in case you want to order one:
http://learnabit.homeserver.com/lab/nut-bra.wmv
mrbeast
03-26-08, 06:52 PM
Don't mention testicular torsions!
All I shall say is VERY VERY painfull!
I solved my problems by buying the Nut Bra.
Best money I ever spent.
Here's the commercial in case you want to order one:
http://learnabit.homeserver.com/lab/nut-bra.wmv
:rotfl: :rotfl:
bookworm_020
03-26-08, 08:19 PM
Another nasty one is "Testicular torsion" where your balls get twisted, a serious medical emergency than can result in the cutting of blood flow to the spheres and potentially rapid gangrenation!... Not to give you nightmares or anything!
Don't mention testicular torsions! :nope:
All I shall say is VERY VERY painfull! :eek: :oops:
Been there, done that, don't want to do it again!:dead:
Blacklight
03-26-08, 09:54 PM
I recall the most horrific and embarrasing accident I ever had. Me and my friends were kicking around a hackysack (This was back in the late 80's when everyone was kicking those things around after school). I swung my foot up.. managed to kick the ball, but also managed to kick my jewels as well... HARD (Yep... Apparently I was THAT flexible... sometimes I even amaze myself).
Not only did I have to endure the pain of two grapefruit sized jewels for a couple weeks, but I also had to endure the pain of my friends "sympathy" which consisted of them always trying to hit me in the groin with a hackysack and such. :nope:
I would have beat them into a fine mist if I wasn't in as immobile as I was. :stare:
I DID get back at one of them. He had all his wisdom teeth pulled out and that same day, he decided to play basketball with me. I managed to give him a nice elbow squarely to the jaw that had him on the ground curled in a ball for about 15 minutes or so. :D
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