Texas Woman Sues American Airlines After Flight Turns X-Rated

[SUBMAN1]

SHock shock shock! :o :o :o

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,338889,00.html

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[Ducimus]

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[XabbaRus]

A bit odd that no one noticed he was having a wank....unless it was an undercover shuffle.

I'd have just whacked the guy in the nads.

[HunterICX]

What the f@#k ! :o

What he said :o:o

HunterICX

[orwell]

It's pretty clear it's NOT what the ****, that's why he was having a wank. What the hell perhaps.

[Onkel Neal]

My god, what is wrong with people? If I had been there, I would have punched this jerk into next week.

[Tchocky]

Dang Texans, can't take a joke :arrgh!:

[Onkel Neal]

I dunno, I would probably be laughing while I punched him, does that count?

[Rhodes]

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[bookworm_020]

I dunno, I would probably be laughing while I punched him, does that count?

Depends on where you punch him! Anything above the belt dosen't count!

[Skybird]

I dunno, I would probably be laughing while I punched him, does that count?
:lol:

[Wolfehunter]

Why didn't she just get up and leave?:hmm: Was the seatbelt warning on? Why didn't she give him a good shot in the gems and shove them into his rearend?:yep:

Here's another wacked out story...:roll:

[HunterICX]

I dunno, I would probably be laughing while I punched him, does that count?
and leave it at that?
I would put my ''Good-bye'' smile on and open the darn aircraft door and kick him out from 10 miles high!

HunterICX

[Blacklight]

One night while I was working at Staples, it was near closing time and we were straightening stuff out, mopping and sweeping to get ready for closing. There was pretty much no customers in the store.
Me and a younger co-worker went around the corner to the pen/young kid school supplies and we beheld this guy standing in the aile "having himself a time" so to speak. Then he looked up, smiled at us, giggled, and kept going at it !!!

We slowly backed away dry heaving, and had the cops there in minutes. After that, no employee would block or straighten out that aisle because we didn't know if he "finished" and or where the "finished product" could potentially be. :eek:

[CWorth]

Why didn't she just get up and leave?:hmm: Was the seatbelt warning on? Why didn't she give him a good shot in the gems and shove them into his rearend?:yep:

Here's another wacked out story...:roll:

This from the article...

"and then fell asleep. When she woke up, she says she found a substance in her hair and a man masturbating in the seat next to her."

That would be why she did not just get up and leave I would say.He had already done the deed and she caught him afterwards.

[Iceman]

A bit odd that no one noticed he was having a wank....unless it was an undercover shuffle.

I'd have just whacked the guy in the nads.

LMAO! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

That is too funny lol....what an *******.

[StdDev]

My god, what is wrong with people? If I had been there, I would have punched this jerk into next week.

I concur boss... I woulda smacked him so hard his ancestors would be dizzy...
but with a smile!

[sonar732]

One night while I was working at Staples, it was near closing time and we were straightening stuff out, mopping and sweeping to get ready for closing. There was pretty much no customers in the store.
Me and a younger co-worker went around the corner to the pen/young kid school supplies and we beheld this guy standing in the aile "having himself a time" so to speak. Then he looked up, smiled at us, giggled, and kept going at it !!!

We slowly backed away dry heaving, and had the cops there in minutes. After that, no employee would block or straighten out that aisle because we didn't know if he "finished" and or where the "finished product" could potentially be. :eek:

This makes it even worse that he was in "pen/young kid" aisle as who knows what he was thinking.

[TDK1044]

Duci's TMO SP3 Viagra reversal mod will solve this by producing a dried fruit arrangement for the offender.

[Jimbuna]

There is only one known cure for this compulsive disorder..............................Castration!! :smug:

[STEED]

My god, what is wrong with people? If I had been there, I would have punched this jerk into next week.

Neal, would you had done the same thing if it was a woman doing the kitkat shuffle? :rolleyes: :roll: :rolleyes:

[Dowly]

Look mommy! I made into the news! :p

[DeepIron]

"and then fell asleep. When she woke up, she says she found a substance in her hair and a man masturbating in the seat next to her."

Well, it only stands to reason if she fell asleep with her head in his lap! Poor guy, had to manually finish the job she started I guess... :roll:;)

[Jimbuna]

Look mommy! I made into the news! :p

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[peterloo]

AAH something that shouldn't have appeared here. Irresistable tabloid culture, isn't it?:rock:

I wonder how the man did it, if he didn't remove his pants nor use his hand to transfer that goo to the lady's head. :doh:

Now, it's just silly.

The man should be executed by trying to spread AIDS, LOL:rotfl:

[Stealth Hunter]

My god, what is wrong with people? If I had been there, I would have punched this jerk into next week.

THROW HIM TO THE RANCOR!:stare:

[nikimcbee]

A bit odd that no one noticed he was having a wank....unless it was an undercover shuffle.

I'd have just whacked the guy in the nads.

LMAO! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

That is too funny lol....what an *******.

He probably would have enjoyed that:roll:

[Onkel Neal]

My god, what is wrong with people? If I had been there, I would have punched this jerk into next week.

Neal, would you had done the same thing if it was a woman doing the kitkat shuffle? :rolleyes: :roll: :rolleyes:

Course not, we never hit a woman.

Man, this is one thread I'm glad Torplexed hasn't noticed!:88)

[Stealth Hunter]

Look mommy! I made into the news! :p

Less and less a ferret, more and more a weasel.:rotfl:

[nikimcbee]

Look mommy! I made into the news! :p

Less and less a ferret, more and more a weasel.:rotfl:


would that be an.....evil weasel??
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[Stealth Hunter]

Look mommy! I made into the news! :p

Less and less a ferret, more and more a weasel.:rotfl:


would that be an.....evil weasel??

YES. An EVIL weasel in an EVIL petting zoo in an EVIL children's park in an EVIL park in an EVIL zoo in an EVIL district of an EVIL city in an EVIL county in an EVIL state in a general location most would find to be normally EVIL........ EVIL........ I'm done.... EVIL...... OK, now I'm done.

[silentrunner]

This is impossible to describe with words so I'll let this guy do it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KS9_uMwt-lA&feature=related

[Tango589]

Silentrunner, that pretty much says it all!

:rotfl:

[nikimcbee]

My god, what is wrong with people? If I had been there, I would have punched this jerk into next week.

Neal, would you had done the same thing if it was a woman doing the kitkat shuffle? :rolleyes: :roll: :rolleyes:

That would depend if she was hot or not?

[Platapus]

With my rat-like instincts of paranoia, I wonder if this woman and man was not in cahoots trying to run a lawsuit scam?

She was sitting in an empty row. She fell asleep. If she were still upright in her seat like most people sleep on aircraft, it would be quite the trajectory for the man to get the "stuff" in her hair.

If she were in the aisle seat it would be hard to believe that anyone could sneak past her into the outer seats without waking her up. I assume she was in Economy and there just aint no room to "squeeze" past someone. You have to climb over them.

If she were in the outer seats then the man would have to conduct his "activity" in the aisle seat and I doubt that could be done unobserved by either the crew or fellow passengers. I have not been on too many airline trips where there have been that many empty seats.

If she where laying down, the trajectory issue would be solved but the same position issues would come up.

I don't know what the penalty could be for this activity, or even if an ADA would press charges.

How come she is not suing the man? I have become so cynical of people trying to win the lawsuit lottery.

I hope the investigators are looking into the scam angle. More and more people are trying to win the lottery these days. :(

[DeepIron]

With my rat-like instincts of paranoia, I wonder if this woman and man was not in cahoots trying to run a lawsuit scam?

She was sitting in an empty row. She fell asleep. If she were still upright in her seat like most people sleep on aircraft, it would be quite the trajectory for the man to get the "stuff" in her hair.

If she were in the aisle seat it would be hard to believe that anyone could sneak past her into the outer seats without waking her up. I assume she was in Economy and there just aint no room to "squeeze" past someone. You have to climb over them.

If she were in the outer seats then the man would have to conduct his "activity" in the aisle seat and I doubt that could be done unobserved by either the crew or fellow passengers. I have not been on too many airline trips where there have been that many empty seats.

If she where laying down, the trajectory issue would be solved but the same position issues would come up.

I don't know what the penalty could be for this activity, or even if an ADA would press charges.

How come she is not suing the man? I have become so cynical of people trying to win the lawsuit lottery.

I hope the investigators are looking into the scam angle. More and more people are trying to win the lottery these days. :(

Interesting "angle" ... (pardon the pun).

[Platapus]

I am just always suspicious when I see

Individual A does something to Individual B

So Individual B sues megacorporation x because somehow they did not prevent/respond "correctly"

It is the new American Lottery. Keep playing and one of these days you will win big

[Biggles]

I'd be to embarrassed to make a fuzz...

[Jimbuna]

Can't they counter sue or charge her for the new hair-do http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/7975/gigglebigtb9fg3.gif

[Yahoshua]

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