Woman Pried From Boyfriend's Toilet After Sitting on It for 2 Years

[STEED]

Kansas Police: Woman Pried From Boyfriend's Toilet After Sitting on It for 2 Years (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,337232,00.html)


You have to read this for yourselves. :huh:

[GlobalExplorer]

Bizarre.

[Platapus]

wow. Just wow.

I don't care how good of a book it is, to sit there for two years?????

and they are not sure if she is mental?????

That is one unusual story :up:

Now if the bathroom had a desk with a computer that runs SH3 I could understand :yep:

[Ducimus]

Neither her, or her boyfriend have both oars in the water.

[GlobalExplorer]

what did she eat during these 2 years? she had enough water, that's for sure ..

[RickC Sniper]

I misread it and for a few seconds I thought they had used a pry bar to remove it from her arse.

I thought....."that might hurt a bit".

lol

[mrbeast]

I bet her boyfriend must have been bursting for a pee after 2 years! :eek:

[silentrunner]

what did she eat during these 2 years? she had enough water, that's for sure .. It said her boyfriend brought her food and water everyday.

[Jimbuna]

Her rear end must have been more than a little pear shaped http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/7975/gigglebigtb9fg3.gif

[Blacklight]

A toilet seat is not the most comfortable thing to sleep on either !

[Wolfehunter]

This is too wacked for me. :nope:

[sunvalleyslim]

so amazing its hard to believe. Could someone actually sit 24/7 for two freeking years?
I'm supossing he had another bathroom......As stated before these two are a quart low

[FIREWALL]

what did she eat during these 2 years? she had enough water, that's for sure .. It said her boyfriend brought her food and water everyday.



If her boyfriend hadn't have brought her food and water,
she'd have been the nearest thing to a Perpetual Motion Machine.:p :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

LOL :rotfl:

[Tchocky]

She seems to be quite psychologically damaged, being kept in the house for most of her childhood.

That "maybe tomorrow" line, very sad.

[bookworm_020]

She seems to be quite psychologically damaged, being kept in the house for most of her childhood.

That "maybe tomorrow" line, very sad.

Her "Boyfriend" doesn't seem that great either!:huh: I would have been calling for assistance after the first 24 hours (after trying everthing in my power to get her out!):nope:

[Blacklight]

:o :o :o
HOW DID SHE WIPE !?!

[Frau_Phillips]

Call Guinness, I'm looking to break the record.

Kapitan_Phillips: I will require daily visits, computer access, and food delivered.

[bookworm_020]

Call Guinness, I'm looking to break the record.

Kapitan_Phillips: I will require daily visits, computer access, and food delivered.

The cost of airfares are going to be massive!:o

[swifty]

As odd as the story is it is not that uncommon, however this is the first time I have heard of some one staying on the toilet. It seams like every once and a while there is a morbidly obese woman who can not move and requires emergency responders to take them to the hospital. I remember a story of a woman from my home town who had laid on her boyfriends couch for 5 years. He continued to fed her but finally had to call 911 because she had grown so fat that the weight was crushing her chest preventing her from breathing. Her body actually grafted to the couch due to bed sores and the fact she laid in her own feces and piss. story (http://www.katc.com/Global/story.asp?S=2163373&nav=EyAzPmJY)

A few years later my cousin had a similar experience in Jax, FL. He was right out of firefighter school. He says to this day it is the worst smell he has ever had to deal with, even with using their full face oxygen masks.

[Wolfehunter]

As odd as the story is it is not that uncommon, however this is the first time I have heard of some one staying on the toilet. It seams like every once and a while there is a morbidly obese woman who can not move and requires emergency responders to take them to the hospital. I remember a story of a woman from my home town who had laid on her boyfriends couch for 5 years. He continued to fed her but finally had to call 911 because she had grown so fat that the weight was crushing her chest preventing her from breathing. Her body actually grafted to the couch due to bed sores and the fact she laid in her own feces and piss. story (http://www.katc.com/Global/story.asp?S=2163373&nav=EyAzPmJY)

A few years later my cousin had a similar experience in Jax, FL. He was right out of firefighter school. He says to this day it is the worst smell he has ever had to deal with, even with using their full face oxygen masks.

Another one too wacked out for me?:nope: dangit

[Kapitan_Phillips]

Call Guinness, I'm looking to break the record.

Kapitan_Phillips: I will require daily visits, computer access, and food delivered.

I always thought you were classier than sitting on the bog for two years. :yep: