Idea for the Subsim meet

[Kapitan_Phillips]

I just thought. There's a sleepover on a submarine and a frigate thing, right?

If someone can get ahold of a video camera, why not make "Subsim: The Movie"? Shots from the sub, with people acting as the crew, and the same for the surface ship, then edit it together later on.

The ultimate fanfilm :lol:

[Jimbuna]

Great idea.....you and Lehmann can stop up all night shooting the footage.

TarJak and me will be up top having a fag and listening to both your screams as people start tearing you both limb from limb :lol:

;)

[Kapitan_Phillips]

Great idea.....you and Lehmann can stop up all night shooting the footage.

TarJak and me will be up top having a fag and listening to both your screams as people start tearing you both limb from limb :lol:

;)

I was hoping you'd be one of the duo in the bunks exchanging dirty stories. Is your laugh suitably ridiculous? :rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

Great idea.....you and Lehmann can stop up all night shooting the footage.

TarJak and me will be up top having a fag and listening to both your screams as people start tearing you both limb from limb :lol:

;)

I was hoping you'd be one of the duo in the bunks exchanging dirty stories. Is your laugh suitably ridiculous? :rotfl:

You'd better believe it ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZPkrkT6BVQ

[Chad]

I dare you not to laugh at this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIfhOF-w1XI

I've seen it about 10 times and I nearly cry with laughter everytime I see it.

[silentrunner]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::lol::lol::lol:

[STEED]

I dare you not to laugh at this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIfhOF-w1XI

I've seen it about 10 times and I nearly cry with laughter everytime I see it.

10 seconds of that resulted in me nearly falling asleep with boredom. :zzz:

[Chad]

Steed:

Are you human? :p

[kiwi_2005]

So whos going to be the one running from the toliet with his pants half way down when Neal yells Alarm!!! ;)

(Das Boot)

[Chad]

So whos going to be the one running from the toliet with his pants half way down when Neal yells Alarm!!! ;)

(Das Boot)

I vote Kapitan Phillips:D

[STEED]

Steed:

Are you human? :p

Yes I am. STEED bends over to scratch his ass. Belch. :lol:

[FIREWALL]

Great idea.....you and Lehmann can stop up all night shooting the footage.

TarJak and me will be up top having a fag and listening to both your screams as people start tearing you both limb from limb :lol:

;)


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: I really am on the floor. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[ReallyDedPoet]

Great idea.....you and Lehmann can stop up all night shooting the footage.

TarJak and me will be up top having a fag and listening to both your screams as people start tearing you both limb from limb :lol:

;)

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: I really am on the floor. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Yeah, I have to admit, this one gave me a good laugh as well :yep::lol::lol:


RDP

[Jimbuna]

Great idea.....you and Lehmann can stop up all night shooting the footage.

TarJak and me will be up top having a fag and listening to both your screams as people start tearing you both limb from limb :lol:

;)

:rotfl: I really am on the floor. :rotfl:

Yeah, I have to admit, this one gave me a good laugh as well :yep::lol::lol:


RDP

Actually, Kpt. Lehmann is a smoker and TarJak isn't so I reckon it'll be the Kpt and I up top having a fag and TarJak laughing like a heathen as he turns the final clip on the conning tower hatch until he is offered a bribe substantial enough to open it again. http://www.satellites.co.uk/satellite/images/smilies/a115[1].gif

You should already know what those Aussie cons err cousins of ours are like http://www.smileygenerator.us/community/uploads/1182400429.CR.balamm-Judge.gif

If we're really lucky we might have Brag up top to entertain us with some song and dance from his crew http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/5571/singandplayag7hs3.gif http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/9053/dancewithpiratevi9.gif

[_Seth_]

Submarine sleepover...and a frigate thing.... I cant wait to watch it on CNN:

"BREAKING NEWS:
This morning Texas police reported a submarine stolen. During an international Subsim-meeting, the participants got extremly drunk, and decided to "show the IJN where to stick the torpedoes", according to "left-behind-on-the-dock-with-a-hangover" Neal Stevens. According to him the submarine's crew consists of US citizens, + several fanatic foreigners, and their leader (and captain) is non other than the famous Kpt. Lehmann, who is the brain behind the SH3-mod "GWX".
On the question about the submarine beeing armed, Mr. Stevens said that two members called "Jimbuna" and "Brag" had contacted some "delivery firm" in south-america, and had managed to fill the boat with torpedoes. Police investegation shows that these to individuals actually went down to South-America and purchased these weapons, and that they paid with something they called "Hoochie-woochie". FBI are continuing the investegation on this matter, and has so far rounded up a gang of dancing bananas.
The US navy is continuing the search for the submarine, and other ports are on red alert in case the crew plans to dock to get more beer.

CNN will be back with more!..."

[STEED]

Sounds like a excuse for a gay p*ss up orgy to me.


Note to myself
STEED you cynical bastard.

Note to myself
So What? :smug:

[Jimbuna]

LMAO http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/9026/wolfthumbsuprw5.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[Dowly]

Submarine sleepover...and a frigate thing.... I cant wait to watch it on CNN:

"BREAKING NEWS:
This morning Texas police reported a submarine stolen. During an international Subsim-meeting, the participants got extremly drunk, and decided to "show the IJN where to stick the torpedoes", according to "left-behind-on-the-dock-with-a-hangover" Neal Stevens. According to him the submarine's crew consists of US citizens, + several fanatic foreigners, and their leader (and captain) is non other than the famous Kpt. Lehmann, who is the brain behind the SH3-mod "GWX".
On the question about the submarine beeing armed, Mr. Stevens said that two members called "Jimbuna" and "Brag" had contacted some "delivery firm" in south-america, and had managed to fill the boat with torpedoes. Police investegation shows that these to individuals actually went down to South-America and purchased these weapons, and that they paid with something they called "Hoochie-woochie". FBI are continuing the investegation on this matter, and has so far rounded up a gang of dancing bananas.
The US navy is continuing the search for the submarine, and other ports are on red alert in case the crew plans to dock to get more beer.

CNN will be back with more!..."

ROFLMAO!! :rotfl::rotfl:

[bookworm_020]

Submarine sleepover...and a frigate thing.... I cant wait to watch it on CNN:

"BREAKING NEWS:
This morning Texas police reported a submarine stolen. During an international Subsim-meeting, the participants got extremly drunk, and decided to "show the IJN where to stick the torpedoes", according to "left-behind-on-the-dock-with-a-hangover" Neal Stevens. According to him the submarine's crew consists of US citizens, + several fanatic foreigners, and their leader (and captain) is non other than the famous Kpt. Lehmann, who is the brain behind the SH3-mod "GWX".
On the question about the submarine beeing armed, Mr. Stevens said that two members called "Jimbuna" and "Brag" had contacted some "delivery firm" in south-america, and had managed to fill the boat with torpedoes. Police investegation shows that these to individuals actually went down to South-America and purchased these weapons, and that they paid with something they called "Hoochie-woochie". FBI are continuing the investegation on this matter, and has so far rounded up a gang of dancing bananas.
The US navy is continuing the search for the submarine, and other ports are on red alert in case the crew plans to dock to get more beer.

CNN will be back with more!..."

No Ammo for the deck gun and Machine Guns???:hmm: You call that preperation?:nope: Let me know when the sub departs. I will be there with the lastest location of the Japanese Whaling fleet, plenty of tonnage and Greenpeace and Sea Sheperd will thank you!:arrgh!:

[mapuc]

Here's an another idea for the subsim met

When their are at the paintball, why not split into two teams. Team one could call themself the wolfpack and team number 2 could cal themself the Tincan

Just an idea.

Markus

[FIREWALL]

Submarine sleepover...and a frigate thing.... I cant wait to watch it on CNN:

"BREAKING NEWS:
This morning Texas police reported a submarine stolen. During an international Subsim-meeting, the participants got extremly drunk, and decided to "show the IJN where to stick the torpedoes", according to "left-behind-on-the-dock-with-a-hangover" Neal Stevens. According to him the submarine's crew consists of US citizens, + several fanatic foreigners, and their leader (and captain) is non other than the famous Kpt. Lehmann, who is the brain behind the SH3-mod "GWX".
On the question about the submarine beeing armed, Mr. Stevens said that two members called "Jimbuna" and "Brag" had contacted some "delivery firm" in south-america, and had managed to fill the boat with torpedoes. Police investegation shows that these to individuals actually went down to South-America and purchased these weapons, and that they paid with something they called "Hoochie-woochie". FBI are continuing the investegation on this matter, and has so far rounded up a gang of dancing bananas.
The US navy is continuing the search for the submarine, and other ports are on red alert in case the crew plans to dock to get more beer.

CNN will be back with more!..."

wireles message sent by some drunken idiot named FIREWALL > "Those two told me it was sausage containers I was helping them lug onboard to go with the beer"

[Kapitan_Phillips]

You HAVE to play this in the bus:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciWlg1WJ7sI&feature=related

[FIREWALL]

You HAVE to play this in the bus:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciWlg1WJ7sI&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciWlg1WJ7sI&feature=related)

:up: :up: :up:

[_Seth_]

wireles message sent by some drunken idiot named FIREWALL > "Those two told me it was sausage containers I was helping them lug onboard to go with the beer":rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[TarJak]

Actually, Kpt. Lehmann is a smoker and TarJak isn't so I reckon it'll be the Kpt and I up top having a fag and TarJak laughing like a heathen as he turns the final clip on the conning tower hatch until he is offered a bribe substantial enough to open it again. http://www.satellites.co.uk/satellite/images/smilies/a115%5B1%5D.gif

Hey you! No smoking above decks either!:arrgh!:

Now where did I leave that welding gear???:hmm:

If you boys want to come topside it will cost ya!

[Jimbuna]

LOL :lol:

[Brag]

For full realism, everyone must smoke to calm their nerves. We will have a wasserbomben announcer competition. No coughing allowed while in silent running :rock: :rock:

[STEED]

Drull :roll:

[Jimbuna]

For full realism, everyone must smoke to calm their nerves. We will have a wasserbomben announcer competition. No coughing allowed while in silent running :rock: :rock:

Just bring plenty of copies of The Kingmaker......at a staff reduction of course :p

[nikimcbee]

Sounds like a excuse for a gay p*ss up orgy to me.


Note to myself
STEED you cynical bastard.

Note to myself
So What? :smug:

I have to convince my friends that this trip to Texas is not what you think it is:roll: .

But that's okay, it's easier than the last time, when I was going to meet this guy in Texas, that I meet on the the internet. He offered me dinner and a personal tour of a submarine.:oops: Queue YMCA now:damn:

[STEED]

BOOM SHANKER.


I always wanted to say that, wonder why? :hmm:

[ReallyDedPoet]

Sounds like a excuse for a gay p*ss up orgy to me.


Note to myself
STEED you cynical bastard.

Note to myself
So What? :smug:
I have to convince my friends that this trip to Texas is not what you think it is:roll: .

But that's okay, it's easier than the last time, when I was going to meet this guy in Texas, that I meet on the the internet. He offered me dinner and a personal tour of a submarine.:oops: Queue YMCA now:damn:
http://www.brosearch.com/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms12IsvCiQw

:lol::lol:


RDP

[Jimbuna]

Sounds like a excuse for a gay p*ss up orgy to me.


Note to myself
STEED you cynical bastard.

Note to myself
So What? :smug:

I have to convince my friends that this trip to Texas is not what you think it is:roll: .

But that's okay, it's easier than the last time, when I was going to meet this guy in Texas, that I meet on the the internet. He offered me dinner and a personal tour of a submarine.:oops: Queue YMCA now:damn:

Rgr that http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/9026/wolfthumbsuprw5.gif (http://imageshack.us)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NghIotaYQhQ

[Sailor Steve]

I have to convince my friends that this trip to Texas is not what you think it is:roll: .
I've found the perfect solution to that conundrum...




I have no friends.:rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

I have to convince my friends that this trip to Texas is not what you think it is:roll: .
I've found the perfect solution to that conundrum...




I have no friends.:rotfl:

Aww.......http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/5193/grouphugsmileyjt6.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[Brag]

For full realism, everyone must smoke to calm their nerves. We will have a wasserbomben announcer competition. No coughing allowed while in silent running :rock: :rock:

Just bring plenty of copies of The Kingmaker......at a staff reduction of course :p

But Kingmaker NOW! NOW, NOW! aaarrrgghh. Like today.:rock:

[Jimbuna]

I think you mean "buy" ;)

[FIREWALL]

I think you mean "buy" ;)


Amazeing isn't jim. Brag can write a whole book and then has trouble writeing a three letter word. :p :rotfl:

[TarJak]

No I think he really wants you to but it.:doh:

[Jimbuna]

I think you mean "buy" ;)


Amazeing isn't jim. Brag can write a whole book and then has trouble writeing a three letter word. :p :rotfl:

LOL http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/wacko.gif

[Sailor Steve]

Yes, it really is amazing that some people have trouble writing.

[Jimbuna]

I knew it, I just knew it....somebody would come in and pick those errors up http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/7975/gigglebigtb9fg3.gif

<checking his own spelling before he submits> http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/read2.gif

[nikimcbee]

I have to convince my friends that this trip to Texas is not what you think it is:roll: .
I've found the perfect solution to that conundrum...




I have no friends.:rotfl:

Aww.......http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/5193/grouphugsmileyjt6.gif (http://imageshack.us)

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/700/youngtonyblairty2ue5.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

god, get a room

[Jimbuna]

To whom are you referring sir ? http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/1817/thinkbigsw1yo4.gif

[NealT]

FLASH!

(Please note that the Cavalla was converted to a SSK therefore I think the guns are missing so we can only load torps.)

[Now for the real news.]

Battleship Texas sinking!

Despite the millions of $$ that have been put into restoring the Battleship Texas (BB-17), much of her steel plating was not replaced in the last drydock refit. In some places, only 1/16 inch of metal separated the interior spaces from the sea outside.

As a result, even though the torpedo (an old German Type I steam torpedo because that is all they could afford) was a dud, it ripped right through the armor and now, the grand old battleship is stuck in the mud near the San Jacinto Monument, perhaps never to move again.

Reports are coming in that the torpedo was fired from the SS Cavalla, a WWII American submarine that has been missing since it was turned over to an international group of submarine simulation enthusiasts for an overnight sleepover. Unnamed sources inside the group say the order to fire came after someone by the name of Bernard was found inside the ship.

More information as it becomes available.