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Kapitan_Phillips
03-08-08, 08:10 PM
What would you defend to your last breath?

Torplexed
03-08-08, 08:34 PM
What would you defend to your last breath?

My George Romero DVD collection. :arrgh!:

Letum
03-08-08, 08:39 PM
I would try reasoned and rational argument with the zombies to dissuade them from
brains and destruction.
Killing them will only alienate and foster resentment in the vast ravaging zombie hoards.

I am sure that not only can the unholy animations of the innumerate dead live
peacefully in society, we can also benefit from each other.

The goals for the future that we share with the festering, mindless, blood-thirsty remains of our ancestors must be long term an involve mutual understa......arggh! What are you doing? Get off my leg!....NO! My eyes! Arrrrgghhhhhhh *thud* *whack* gaaaggghh.......

elite_hunter_sh3
03-08-08, 11:16 PM
this is why everyone should stack up some good ol 7.62MM in their basements :up: too much ammo is never enough :-?

Stealth Hunter
03-08-08, 11:37 PM
Liquor. If I'm going to die, then I'm going to die drunk. You should have added the option of smoking cigars.

Tango589
03-09-08, 05:46 AM
I would save the booze. If i'm drunk enough the zombies might think I'm one of them and leave me alone.:hmm:

Kapitan_Phillips
03-09-08, 05:59 AM
this is why everyone should stack up some good ol 7.62MM in their basements :up: too much ammo is never enough :-?

On the contrary. Bulky, needless ammo weighs you down and inhibits movement across great distances. You dont need 7.62mm rounds when a simple .22 will do the trick ;)

Dowly
03-09-08, 07:01 AM
I would save the booze. If i'm drunk enough the zombies might think I'm one of them and leave me alone.:hmm:

Very good point. :yep::hmm:

Brag
03-09-08, 07:11 AM
I would organize them into a book reading club and a Balz admiration society. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Morts
03-09-08, 07:14 AM
http://www.onemorelevel.com/game/zombie_survival_quiz

check how well you would do incase of a zombie invasion
:rotfl:


Edit:
Z+ for me

Yahoshua
03-09-08, 10:05 AM
this is why everyone should stack up some good ol 7.62MM in their basements :up: too much ammo is never enough :-?

On the contrary. Bulky, needless ammo weighs you down and inhibits movement across great distances. You dont need 7.62mm rounds when a simple .22 will do the trick ;)

.22s' have a bad habit of bouncing off of the target (in this theory the zombie skulls'). If you have a reliable .223 rifle and a large rucksack, you can carry about 1,000 rounds of .223 PCA without any problem. You can use the ammo to hunt for food, kill of zombies, and defend yourself from hostile parties. If you're a good shot, it should last you a long time......provided you're not careless with its' use.

silentrunner
03-09-08, 10:44 AM
Z+ f yeah

Onkel Neal
03-09-08, 10:57 AM
My motorcyle.

Oberon
03-09-08, 11:20 AM
http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/3120/1197037702709zx5qs5.jpg

Torplexed
03-09-08, 01:49 PM
If all else fails and you do have to act as host a zombie infestation, make sure they receive a proper balanced diet....

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u41/siblog/zfp.jpg

Morts
03-09-08, 02:11 PM
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

silentrunner
03-09-08, 04:26 PM
My motorcyle. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy8FDjSGmwQ

Steel_Tomb
03-09-08, 05:16 PM
Psyical rating: B
Mental rating: B
Experience rating: C
Emotional rating: F (damn lol)

Overall survival rating, Z+

"Your knowledge, strength and will to survive are unstoppable. It would take a nuclear holocaust to remove you from the face of the earth. Zombies don't stand a chance."

S**t hot, bring 'em on! :hulk:

bookworm_020
03-09-08, 05:21 PM
My Wife!:yep:

She will most likly try and join them as she love Zombie films!:doh:

I think I would try to be one of the Dawn of the Dead Survivors!:up:

http://imdb.com/title/tt0363547/

darius359au
03-09-08, 05:31 PM
This is why I recommend this book to anyone that wishes to survive the coming apocalypse ;):lol:

http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/zombiesurvivalguide/