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SUBMAN1
03-04-08, 11:29 AM
Pun intended! :D

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TUBBY TEUTONS

German Soldiers Too Fat, Official Report Says

Some 40 percent of German soldiers are overweight, according to a leaked parliamentary report due to be presented on Tuesday. The report also says German military personnel smoke to much.

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,866308,00.jpg
The report found that a higher percentage of soldiers is overweight than comparable civilians.

German soldiers are too fat, don't take enough exercise and smoke too much, according to an annual parliamentary report on the state of the country's armed services leaked to German media.

The report, due to be presented later on Tuesday, says that 40 percent of all army personnel are overweight, a higher percentage than in the comparable non-military population.


Last year the report said barracks in western Germany were falling into disrepair, prompting the Defense Ministry to invest heavily in renovation. http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,539202,00.html
August
03-04-08, 12:27 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/SURVEYOR_1/HARLEY3/SHULZ.jpg
SUBMAN1
03-04-08, 04:13 PM
DO NOT POST SOMETHING SO FUNNY WHEN I AM TRYING TO TAKE A DRINK! :D:D :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I used to watch that show all the time.

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Brag
03-04-08, 04:55 PM
Barracks in disrepair because soldiers are too fat? :88)
SUBMAN1
03-04-08, 04:58 PM
Barracks in disrepair because soldiers are too fat? :88)Its all Col. Klinks fault. :D And Schultz knows nothing!

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Sea Demon
03-04-08, 05:04 PM
Too much Apple Strudel from Cpl. Lebeau methinks.
SUBMAN1
03-04-08, 05:20 PM
Too much Apple Strudel from Cpl. Lebeau methinks.

Wow! Even I wouldn't remember that guys name! Impressive.

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August
03-04-08, 05:28 PM
Didja know that LeBeau was a real life member of the French resistance?
SUBMAN1
03-04-08, 05:43 PM
Didja know that LeBeau was a real life member of the French resistance?Nooooooo!!! Really? :o
August
03-04-08, 06:01 PM
Didja know that LeBeau was a real life member of the French resistance?Nooooooo!!! Really? :o

Yep and Klink was Jewish. He only agreed to play the part of the bumbling commandant if the producers guarenteed him that Klink would never win in any episode.
nikimcbee
03-04-08, 06:57 PM
So that's why all the u-boats are in drydock, to inlarge the hatch size!:rotfl:

Now they need to make supersized panzers
bookworm_020
03-04-08, 07:24 PM
Time to look at the nfood they are serving!:yep: Germany may will a war, as long as its sumo!